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trump's recent posts (couple of minutes ago): -- him, jd and rubio planting US flag in greenland --- European leaders sitting like school kids in front of him in the oval office -- text messages of Macron, trying to set up meetings and deescalate (submissive tone) source: https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump

Opposite. He's a megadove fiscal and monetary populist. I'm not convinced JD Vance is cut of the same cloth.

“Uh huh, yeah wow, really? that’s cool 🥭, you’re tremendous, now can you put JD on the phone”

Time to start pricing in 🌮s impeachment. JD will be much more market friendly

JD vance would be mogged by a Greenlander walrus

JD Vance said 🥭 was America's Hitler and I'm pretty sure he still believes that, it's just that he meant it as a compliment.

If you are pitiful and bored. Find anyone, then play Peter Vance. Its easy and fun. You just find a friend and reenact the vicious tongue lashing Peter gives to JD after he yet again fumbles a political oppotunity and response. By the time you've finished you will have mouthfuls of each other's dripping hot love meat, and then while you catch your breath you'll remember that you love bring a cuck for your country and are eternally that you bought spy 700 calls that are going to print next week.

when JD (or maybe Hegs) gets in?

Ask JD

Jesus christ its fat jd vance

"Vice President JD Vance and the Secret Service were sent scrambling after an agent assigned to his security detail reportedly spilled sensitive security information to a Tinder date who turned out to be an undercover reporter."

Dream blunt rotation:  Alex Karp Laura Loomer JD Vance Elon Musk Netanyahu  Sarah Palin 

🫵🏻🫵🏻🐻🐻🇺🇸🇺🇸🤡🤡🤡🤣🤣 you are a poor dumb broke bitch ber, should have listened to JD Couch, and stop playing video games and being a broke ass fuck

Our investments are going towards JD Vance meme videos 

JD just needs to do this everyday for the next 4 months and I’ll retire.

That’s what JD is for

\~7. Paypal mafia already prepping for JD to take over the reigns.

He’s a terminally online JD Vance except he inherited a ton of money.

Trump prolly gets impeached & convicted next year but JD Vance might somehow be worse. Trump just a retard with an ego. Like if we gave a star WR with CTE the president. But all the people around him are aggressively psychopathic, and not 80 years old.

No. Do you think JD Vance is a good guy?

JD killing the pope has started a chain of events that cannot be undone

If i was jpow, im hiking rates just to spite 🥭 and JD fat cuck

Donnie has them investigating JPow? Do they know they are fucking with the most powerful man on the planet? JD gonna be sworn in by the end of the week.

Have you thanked your local ice agent yet today like papa JD said??

We need to add Ben Stiller as JD Vance

I heard JD Vance has been camping there the whole time because he thinks he will have squatters rights

I see why JD Vance mom traded him for the perc 30’s  Calls at open 

Mmm Mango was looking a little brown and now JD is in front of the press while he's no where to be seen. Looks like we lost the first Mango clone of the year. 😔

36 minutes until I have to check in for tomorrow’s jury duty summons. We’re green if my number is selected and red if no JD

JD has never left a couch un-fucked

So if mangoman asks JD to suck his cock he will do it no questions asked. Got it!

Briefing soon oh boy with special guest JD

My full port atm is in short dated calls. Jd, UUUU, SMR, Sofi and mr must as tesla

Imagine them doing a bet. The Don and JD have to come to Greenland and live off a diet of that sh\*t for a whole month. If they pass they get Greenland, if they fail, Stephen Miller gets disappeared in an El Salvadorian prison.

No one like JD Vance. He’ll never be prez

Trumps purpose is to lay the foundation of the Technate of America. Jd Vance (palintir boy) will build on

The guy who broke into JD Vance's house looks like he could totally be his kid.

The guy they found in his underwear who "broke into" Vance's house was wearing the exact same eyeliner brand as JD. Interesting.

Earlier today I made my mom say jd wife is a jeet

Where is JD Vance? https://preview.redd.it/hjwov3bypfbg1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c257b02db334afac9bce55fa5ec5fa5dfd73e93

On friday i bought 100x spy 700C 2 weeks out. Some pins C for openai rumors and i have load of nio, uber and jd short term C-s I really hope it will bump next week. No hedges

JD Vance?

Somebody fucking thank JD Vance 

Will JD Vance be brought back into the spotlight in 2026 ot still in timeout?

That’s not what JD is going to tell you though

My prediction for 2026. Palantir becomes most valuable Company. How? JD Couchfucker takes over after inside job on 🥭. Midterms get suspended after blowout loss for Repubs turns out to be illegal voting by fake Americans. New VP Thiel declares war on stagnation, bans sell button on Palantir and directs Fed Boss and Palantir CEO Karp to send rates negative

The fact that JD Vance's girlfriends husband actually died of fentanyl overdose is bullish for healthcare companies

He'll win because newsom is attractive and actually charismatic, and JD is a soulless ghoul with no rizz at all

All the looksmaxxers will vote Gavin Newsom because he is a Chad that mogs JD.

I need JD to get to 40 by Jan 16. That’s not asking too much is it?