JD

JD have pissed a lot of people off lately,  their newer stuff can't be repaired except by themselves,  putting software locks on their machines, stuff like that

Olympians forgot to say ‘thank you’ to JD now he’s butthurt

Remember to say “THANK YOU” after the CPI comes out. Jd will be watching.

Bondi’s “HAVE YOU APOLOGIZED TO” 🥭 is the new JD “DID YOU SAY PREEEES AND TANK U”

In 2028 SPY will be at 10,000 and ppl on rddt will still be yelling about the Epstein files as JD gets the most presidential votes of any candidate ever

Man come on JD Vance, why you gotta be mean to the Armenian women. They hot!! 🥰😍🤩

if JD signs the Iran deal will we go to Mars

Calls on JD Vance going to Tehran?

Jd vance is the ultimate dork and should be rightfully bullied.

Winter has banged my ass My calls are gone they dropped so fast Wake me up when bearvember ends My president he shits his pants Hide your couch it’s JD Vance Wake me up when bearvember ends

As a [generally] proud American, I would have earnestly joined my fellow humans booing the US Olympic delegation lead by JD and Marco, though part of me would have felt bad for the athletes. I’m still routing for the US, except in hockey. I’m routing for Canada.

Reuters is reporting that Mango was seen beating JD Vance with a belt this morning while screaming “YOU SAID IT WAS THE NEW GOLD”

~JD mia

JD Vance probably

The day JD takes over is the day PLTR truly moons

I honestly thing 🥭 is gonna leave after this year. They just need him to rally his base and vote midterms then we get JD Vance & associates going full port on crypto

Idk slow launch JD vance

JD Vance went to Yale 

Gonna be crazy when JD Vance personally delivers the Ayatollah to Pope Leo. It'll be such a funny misunderstanding, we'll all have a laugh about it over a bottle of blood of Christ.

There's an enormous amount of political loyalty that Trump and his cronies have at their disposal. Just look what they did to "never Trump" Marko Rubio and JD Vance. They realize that in this era the goal is to get rich, fuck actually governing.

The living JD Vance meme

JD VANCE wears eyeliner

Guys should we be loading on JD for 4x underlying 3 years from now? Isn’t the idea to buy and hold when things are at the bottom? China will inevitably come back…..?

who would win in a fight JD Power or JP Morgan?

No. JD doesn't have the influence "charisma" or whatever you wanna call to move Congress towards populism the way he can. JD also would not be able to successfully push the Fed as much to be dovish as Trump has.

If he died and it was JD we'd be at 500.

Everything recovered within days, but PLTR stays flat because fuck JD Vance

Tell us more JD

Ted Cruz "leaked" a convo with JD Vance where they both assumed Mango will have expired by midterms. You don't want to be holding puts when that happens.

Ted Cruz "leaked" a convo between him and JD Vance that implies Mango will have expired by Mid terms.

Peter Thiel literally created JD Vance the politician. Palantir is not going anywhere as long as the GOP is in power, no matter what the financials look like. So based on how this administration works - which is corruption, self dealing and self enrichment above all else - it’s a safe bet for now as they’ll get whatever government contracts they want. As well as contracts from other billionaires in Thiels circle that are on board with his techno fash-ist (can’t say the real word I guess) oligopoly wet dreams.

So the girl I’d like to couple up with is JD

What are the chances of JPOW and JD ending up in same cell?

From what I hear JD will be in the couch.

USD getting annihilated on futures all over. Looks like our only hope is Congress 25th’s him and JD Vance agrees to stay on the couch for 3 years Otherwise Japanese yen is gonna be 1 to every 150 American dollars soon

Hi JD

Great then we get JD douche bag

time to put gramps in a home JD

JD mackin' on Erika like, "I think it's time I...changed my beard."

It would be funny if JD Vance in orange face paint shows up to speak tomorrow.

Usha Vance regularly having sex... JD perhaps not...

Usha Vance announcing her 4th kid with JD Vance basically means they've been having regular sex

Usha Vance says she's expecting her 4th child with JD Vance Looks like the rumor about JD divorcing Usha for Erika Kirk is now over

jd vance is one ugly fuck

I have to think that those in this administration intentionally letting Dementia Don embarrass the shit out of himself to make JD Vance look all the better in comparison for 2028.

Everyone thinks the fat friend is Elon but what if it’s JD?

Someone please fax a summarized copy of the 25th amendment to JD "Punjabi" Vance already

lol, israel already got the PayPal Mafia/Palantir Bro JD Vance slated for '29.

So obviously congress will have to act to remove 🥭, JD couch is probably all for it, but he won’t be able to move that sloppy blowjob of a cabinet to vote on a removal. And the four horsemen of the Trumpocalypse will be against it: cause they will be majorly fukd too: Hegseth, Noem, Bondi, and RFK.

no other president would do this though. not even JD "Have you said thank you once?" Vance.