IT

MARK ZUCKERBERG COULD NOT BELIEVE IT

GIVE HIM THE RETARD NOBEL PRIZE, HE DESERVES IT!!!

HE USED TO SEE THE BUILDING AND IT WAS A BIG TALL BUILDING

CRASH IT

#IF I WOULD HAVE HELD FOR 5 MORE MINUTES #HOW DOES IT ALWAYS HAPPEN LIKE THIS

#TURN IT GREEN

GUOOOOOOOOO WHY I HAD IT ALL

BUY AMPX IT RHYMES WITH TAMPAX FOR YOUR PUSSIES

PAMP IT

YOU THOUGHT THE SELL OFF WAS PURE FEAR, NO IT WAS JUST TO MOVE FUNDS TO MU AND SANDISK

KOWABUNGA IT IS

FUCK IT LET'S GO GREEN

WE DID IT REDDIT

WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH WHY IS IT PUMPING

BACK IT UP, TERRY, BACK IT UP

PAINT IT RED

They won't......it'll be the excuse IT needs to blame someone else for his shower decision failure to "take Greenland".

BREAKING NEWS: TARIFF RULING IS OUT NOW. CHECK IT OUT

BREAKING NEWS JUST NOW: TARIFF RULING IS OUT. CHECK IT OUT

IT ONLY GOES UP WHAT THE FUCK

Guys, I found the perfect strategy to cure my FOMO: - KEEP BUYING UNTIL IT STARTS DROPPING Now, I just need to deal with the risk of cardiac arrest when the margin calls... 😇

If you start with 500$ you only need 42 flips with measly 20% gains to reach 1 million. KEEP IT UP!

#I FUCKING HAD A HUNCH TO BUY A PUT ON FRIDAY I HAD A FUCKING HUNCH AND I DIDNT DO IT PASSED UP A HOMERUN FUCK ME FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK

DROP IT LIKES IT'S HOT

#BRING IT ON BERS

CLOSE IT 

DONT OPEN IT

OPEN IT

HOLY FUCK BEARS! THIS IS IT?? THIS IS ALL YOU HAVE??? -0.91% CHRIST ALMIGHTY.

https://preview.redd.it/lglhdl7j1eeg1.png?width=1675&format=png&auto=webp&s=8cb0a9c37e50d6160fabfd771460148eced68850 IS IT TAKING A NAP OR DYING?

EAT IT BEARS

AMERICAAA IS BACKKK GUYS! PAMP IT

So, calls again. GOT IT, thanks!

IMAGINE GOOG BELOW 250 ! I WILL PUT MY HOUSE MONEY IF IT GOES

europoors sold today? PUMP IT (except crypto, keep dumping that shit)

BELIEVE IT OR NOT! ALL OUR CALLS ARE COOKED BY TOMORROW MORNING ! GO FULL REGARD ON BUYING PUTS ON EVERY TECH POSSIBLE ON OPEN !!! LETS BE GEHY BER TILL 🥭MAN STFU

If the market is gonna be closed for MLK’s bday I’m saying IT

CALLS IT IS

WHAT IS IT YOU ARE SAYING???? YOU SOUND LIKE A WUSS. I JUST WANT MY CALL TO NOT EXPIRED WORTHLESS 😭😭😭

BALLS AGAINST THE WALL CALLS IT IS!!

CALLS IT IS CALLS IT IS SUCK MY BALLS FOR THE CALLS UNTIL I FALL ILL ALWAYS BUY CALLS CALLS IT IS

Futures market is open. So you can more or less see what's happening on that. IT's not as bloody as you would think it is given the talk in here but it's still not looking great

# GUYS, IT'S JUST MONEY 💵....IT'S MADE UP.... # PIECES OF PAPER WITH PICTURES ON IT, SO WE DON'T HAVE TO KILL EACH OTHER JUST TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT. *(BUT I WANT MORE OF IT REGARDLESS)*

It's MINE, and I WANTS IT

"THATS ITS. WE ARE REALLY GONNA DO IT. WE ARE GOING TO ADD A 10% SALES TAX IF YOU DONT GIVE US THIS UNINHABITABLE ISLAND."

This is like going to a random birthday party and asking how much cake there will be AND I LOVE IT

IT WILL BE RED ON TUESDAY MORNING BUT YOU GOTTA BUY THE DIP BEFORE 10AM CAUSE SCOTUS IS GONNA DEEM CHEETO DON’S TARIFFS ILLEGAL AND IT WILL BE THE BIGGEST SHREK COCK YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. No cap, EXCEPT FOR THIS MESSAGE, DEFINITELY ALL CAPS. NFA

The Dutch could do something so funny right now... AI bubble would pop immediately if US got cut off from ASML equipment. DO IT!!!!

STOP TOUCHING ME DONALD I DON'T LIKE IT

Weekend news boyz . We ALL CALLED IT. Only took till noon Saturday ? Wow ok . PS NOTHIN EVER HAPPENS ! Anyways , CALLS 😂