IT

Rate cuts were priced in when SPY was at 689 and 688 today. That’s no longer the case! CALLS IT IS!

##PUMP UP THE JAM PUMP IT UP

FROM THE AMOUNT OF BITCHING ON THERE I THOUGHT IT WAS ARMAGEDDON BUT WE’RE STILL UP .2%???? STOP FULL PORTING INTO DAILIES FULL PORT INTO WEEKLIES

UNCLE JENSEN HUANG’S LEATHER JACKET DID IT AGAIN 😆😆😆

LOOK IT UP FUCKSTICK

okay I'm all cash now. DAMP IT.

Imagine buying ASST LOL YOU REALLY TAKE IT IN THE ASSt

SPY IS STUCK, QUICK SOMEONE BUY PUTS SO IT CAN ACTIVATE BOL ALGOS

OH YEAH LISA GIVE IT TO THESE DIRY SLUT BERS LMAO 🤌

did someone say AI? OpenAI?? PUMP IT

PAMP IT!

DO IT. I BUY NVDA.

# DUDE GO DOWN. I WANT TO BUY AND LIVE COMFORTABLY FUCKING ASSH0LE JUST CORRECT I WAIT SOOO LONG NOW FUCKING ASSH0LE DO IT NOW ASSH0LE

NQ futures 4h RSI is at 82...IT HAS NOT BEEN AT THIS LEVEL SINCE DECEMBER 2024 LOL WOW.

# WOULD YOU STILL HIT IT IF THE ROBOT IS ACTUALLY POWERED BY ACTUAL INDIAN????????

ALERT BUY INTO UVIX BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE

I waited for the dip. And bought a call. And then it dipped. And I averaged. Then it dipped more. And I averaged again. AND THEN IT TOTALLY REVERSED AND I DIDN'T PANIC SELL! I did nearly sell at -60%. It was close.

IT ALWAYS HAS 🤪🤪🤪

**THEY CALLED ME A REGARD 🤡 FOR INVESTING IN FRMI AND THE GIGA REACTORS OF 2050** **BUT I DONT SEE THEM UP $400 ON IT** LMAO 🤌

Here's the playbook for tomorrow: - spy will gap up slightly - then it will push the ath and get rejected - I will enter puts - spy will dump like crazy - I will watch with my jaw dropped because I sold my puts hours ago for a measly gain BOOK IT

IT JUST KEEPS GOING UP WTF Pure fucking euphoria and insanity I don't know what will crash this thing, but it won't happen before Christmas that's for sure. SPY800 eoy is NOT A MEME.

#IF YOU ARE NOT MAKING MONEY IN THIS MARKET, SURRENDER IT TO THE NEAREST BULL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

IVE ALREADY NUTTED. MAKE IT STOP

WHY IS IT STILL GOING UP

BRING IT DOWN

BRING IT HOME JENSEN

GIVE ME THAT VERY NICE NUMBERS SPY, WE KNOW YOU CAN DO IT

IMAGINE BUYING 100 SHARES OF NVDA WHEN IT WAS TRADING AROUND $80 IN APRIL THEN SELLING THEM ALL IN JULY WHEN NVDA WAS ONLY TRADING AROUND $140 COULDNT BE ME

# NVDA $200 AT THE END OF KEYNOTE PUMP IT JENSEN

TURBICHARGE IT TO 700

SEX ROBOTS OR NONE OF THIS IS WORTH IT

NO ITS RED PANIC AND SELL IT ALL 😱

DO IT Donny, idfc if its not true, tweet the fuckin tweet. Chynuh deal fuckin done.

HOLY F GOOGL SELL IT ALL FUC

DONALD PUMP KNOCKS IT OUT THE PARK AGAIN WITH PAY MOTHERFUCKING PAL

**IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR THE FUKING DODGERS JUST TO LOSE ALREADY**

WHY EVEN BOTHER HAVING FUTURES ANYMORE SPOILER IT WILL BE GREEN

#MOST OF YOU ARE LEVERAGED TO THE TITS ON CALLS & HORRIBLE AT HIDING IT.

#BYND bag holders, its ONLY A LOSS IF YOU RECOGNIZE IT. HODL

BEARS STILL IN DISBELIEF HOW CAN YOU STILL FALL FOR IT EVERY TIME DESPITE ALL ODDS SPY IS TRULY REGARDED 700 IS IMMINENT

Sigh.. this has been spammed nonstop for WEEKS. NOBODY ELSE IS FALLING FOR IT It was a pump and dump!

>🥭: XI AND I HAVE AGREED TO DISAGREE. IT WAS A VERY GOOD TALK! 

#”hello? Donnie? POMP IT!” LMAO 🤌

LOOKED AT THIS DAMN SCREEN ALL DAY JUST FOR IT TO GO RED

BRING BACK EMOJIS, THE PEOPLE DEMAND IT

"Sir, our stock is lagging the rest of the big tech stocks on ATH day" "EMERGENCY, CUT 30K JOBS IMMEDIATELY TO PUMP IT GO GO GO GO "

So tank the economy with tariffs, have your party shut down the gov’t, fuck with economic data, this pressures the fed into cutting rates, claim victory, repeat. Predicted this back in April, the Taco man is really smart and he’s playing it safe especially with midterms coming up. You really think the retard is going to let the market crash under his watch? He will straight up say “BUY STOCKS NOW BUY IT NOW” saving us from any crash.

Made 4K today DUMP IT

wtf happened to BYND? lol. They bought? DUMP IT.

DONT U DARE TALK SHIT BOUT WHISKEY MAN I WONT STAND FOR IT