IT

MR PRES THE MARKET IS DOING GREAT ISN'T IT ?? TREMENDOUS

PUMP IT

SO YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT AFTER ALLLLL MY FUCKING META CALLS EXPIRED WORTHLESS, NOW IT IS THE SAFE HAVEN. GOT IT. im angry.

REGARDS HAVE TO CHANCE TO FINALLY BUY THE DIP AND PROLLY WONT DO IT HAHA

THEY BURST THE AI BUBBLE OH MY GOD. COPILOT DID IT

Mofos saying PAMP IT, I check the graph and nothing is happening.

is there a better strategy than just going short just 5minutes before open? IT ALWAYS DUMPS dude, it's crazy LMAO

MM's be like "I DRINK YOUR EXIT LIQUID. I DRINK IT UP."

HERE IT COMES BOYS THIS IS GONNA BE THE BIG ONE COPX SLV LFG

STAYC GIRL IT GOING DOWN

IRAN ISSUED A WARNING TO SHIPS AT SEA THURSDAY THAT IT PLANNED TO RUN A DRILL NEXT WEEK THAT WOULD INCLUDE LIVE FIRING IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, POTENTIALLY DISRUPTING TRAFFIC THROUGH A WATERWAY THAT SEES 20% OF ALL THE WORLD'S OIL PASS THROUGH IT. - AP Iran has the chance to do the funniest thing.

#WE DID IT REGARDS “Gold futures just both rose +$120/oz and fell -$100/oz in a total of 20 minutes. That's a $1.5 trillion swing in market cap in 20 minutes.”

REGARDS HERE STILL BUYING REDDIT AND HOOD, WHEN METALS ARE UP A GAZILLION % IT AMAZES ME HOW MUCH YOU STILL HATE MONEY HAHA

I AM ABOUT TO FULL PORT INTO APPL CALLS ! I SAID IT HERE FIRST !

What’s the deal with dudes in giant trucks driving like jackasses. Are they all on roids or do they just have small penises? Or maybe the roids caused their small penises? I don’t get it. They always give you that like “WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT” vibe. Like dude, nothing, but why are you such an asshole?

HAPPY MARKET CRASH EVE! I CAN FEEL IT CALLING ME. OH LAWD.

I FUCKING CALLED IT. THESE TESLA PUTS ARE GONNA PRINT BABY. NEVER GIVE UP. NEVER SURRENDER. NEVER COVER AFTER HOUR EITHER. FUCK YEA

THERE IT FUCKING GOES FUCK YOU TESLA

Satya be like...IT GOES TO THE ECONOMY🫴

WE FUCKING DID IT YOU METARDS

NO FUCKING WAY IM REALLY GOING TO LOSE IT ALL ON SPY PUTS AFTER BUYING PUTS AT THE BOTTOM AND NOW -50% RIGHT BEFORE CLOSE

PAMP IT GOOG

ZUCK SEND IT 800!!!!!

IT APPEARS THAT I HAVE MISPLAYED MSFT AT THIS TIME

# ALL IN AI STOCKS AND SEMIS YOU WON'T EVEN NEED THE JOB IT TOOK FROM YOU FROM THE PARABOLIC GAINS IN THE NEXT 5 YEARS

***JEROME BASICALLY CAME OUT AND CALLED CONSUMERS RETARDED AND THATS IT***

MF THIS AINT IT

THEY SOLD? PUMP IT

powell: LET ME PULL IT OUT SPY MOONS TO 1000

LET ME PULL IT OUT

UP IT GOES, LOL SO EZ

fighting for my life on this toilets. Its got to be a sign. DUMP IT.

Gold and Silver drop for 30 seconds, IT ALL OVER!!!

"IT" broke loose LMFAO

THEY DON'T GET IT 👄

DUMP IT (YES THIS A CRY FOR HELP)

DUMP IT

JUST SOLD MY LAST NBIS LEAP FOR.COPX FUCK NBIS.I HAVE HAD IT 

GRAVITY IS ETERNAL, EMBRACE IT BOL

UNH I FUCKING KNEW IT FUCK WHY DIDNT I BUY I KNEW IT WAS GONNA POP FUCK FUCK FUCK

UHN. THATS THE SOUND I MAKE WHEN I WAKE UP. BUY IT

Congrats everyone. 7k. WE DID IT JOE!!!

WE HIT 7K I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES I SWEAR TO GOD

Not a teacher, I work in IT though and I've seen enough incorrect information from AI to know enough not to trust it.

MAKE IT RED! VIOLENTLY RED!!

IT CANNOT BE STOPPED, LET'S GO

Probably should. Tired as hell this morning. Falling asleep at my IT desk.

IT'S A TREMENDOUS MARKET ISN'T IT??

GET YOUR DAMN LUNR CALLS IN. NASA CONTRACT TOMORROW. IT WILL POP 30%.

ASML has been training really hard for this quarter Joe, they’ve reported Q4 deliveries of -OH MY GODDDD, A FRONT KICK TO THE FACE!! THE BER IS DOWN! THE BER IS DOWN!! THE REF’S CALLING IT!