IT

IMAGINE BEING A TOP 1% COMMENTOR ON WALL STREET BETS REDDIT AND BEING PROUD OF IT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EMBARRASSING

BEEN TRADING SINCE 2000 AND STILL FREQUENTS REDDIT GAMBLING FORUM. SOMETIMES IT DOESNT WORK OUT LIKE WE PLAN, AND THATS OKAY

I do that too but my company has way too many people for IT to care i think

PAMP IT!

Meta 2020: "I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO SPEND 100 TRILLION DOLLARS AND HIRE THE MILITARY TO PHYSICALLY COERCE YOU INTO THE DEVICES, ALL OF YOU WILL BE PERSONALLY FORCED TO LIVE IN OUR METAVERSE MATRIX-WORLD AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!! NOW OBEY!" Meta as of 15 seconds ago, for some unknown reason : "Whats wrong with everyone? Let's just all get in a big circle and hug!"

“Hey, the IT guy violated your privacy, and for that, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave”

EXTREME FEAR MY ASS PUMP PUMP PUMP IT 🆙

OH NO WE DROPPED A DOLLAR NOW PUMP IT 3 🤌

PIN IT.

Let's go market makers, nothing more american than +2% on black Friday. PUMP IT BABY

HOLY SHITE imagine is a immegrant attacked the CME data center cooling LMAOOOOOO BRO WOULD BE ALL OVER IT NOW WITH A SWAT TEAM

IT IS TOO COLD

$GOOGL $335 TODAY PUUUUUMP IT

Nope ..IT is what it is, issues. Not a circuit breaker like the COVID ones, or something....this is an actual IT server issue. Butt we got tinfoils in here so let the party begin! 😂

I think it's hilarious people are like "oh this is so suspicious" bro come on I'm bear as they come but IT having issues on Thanksgiving night is not a big surprise

Futes are literally halted. CME IT guys pissed on a holiday

CME having issues. Pour one out for their IT Infra guys.

GET IT UP $330

LET'S DO IT. LET'S CUT INCOME TAXES COMPLETELY.

FUCKING PUMP IT

THATS WHAT JD VANCE SAID AND EVERYONE ON REDDIT CRIED ABOUT IT LMAO 👌

WHY WOULD YOU BET ON THE LIONS WHEN 90% OF AMERICANS TOOK THE MONEYLINE. FADE IT, JESUS

I'm thankful for the casino. So FUCKING OPEN IT

EVERYTHING ON TV SEEMINGLY SUCKS OR I HAVE WATCHED ALL OF IT, WHAT SHOULD I WATCH NOW?

#ITS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT

MY MOVE FOR TOMORROW IS AVOIDING MY WIFE’S STRANGE COUSINS WHO I HAVE VIRTUALLY NO RELATIONSHIPS WITH. ONE OF THEM HAS A FERRET WHO ROAMS AROUND THEIR HOUSE AND YOU HAVE TO AVOID STEPPING ON IT

TKO LET'S GO BROCK LESNAR CRUSHING IT 💪💪💪💪

very funny. PAMP IT TO OVER 9000

This week I got asked when I am free to lead a meeting next week. Then a random teams message from the person I think is my boss saying I'm doing a great job 👍 I stil don't know what my company does. the website is only full of philanthropy quotes and core values and I'm coming up on year 4. I'm either in IT or Finance I know that much.

FANTASY LIMIT SELL HIT, I’M SO FUCKING BACK I CAN’T BELIEVE IT LMAOO LITERALLY PUT THERE THE PRICE TO JUST GET MY PORT BACK AND SOMEONE BOUGHT

The bers bought??? DUMP IT

THEY BOUGHT DUMP IT

when everyone hates it, i’ll LOVE IT

NVDIA PLEASE PLEASEEEEEE GO BACK UP SPY IS ALREADY AT 681 FHE SECOND IT GOES DOWN NVDIA GOES WITH IT PLEASE STOP BEING LIKE THIS YOUR LETTING SO MANY DOWN

They delaying tariff for another year?? CALLS IT IS 🚀🚀🚀🚀

BER, GENERALLY SPEAKING, WHEN ALL OF RETAIL IS TALKING ABOUT A CRASH IT HAS OVER A 95% CHANCE OF NOT HAPPENING.

SPY needs to watch the substance, because…it’s time to PUMP IT UP

DUMP IT

Plur1bus, Loot, IT, and Stranger Things all have new episodes tonight

DAMP IT

BERS LOADED UP ON PUTS, SEND IT 🚀🚀🚀🚀

BULLS HERE IT COMES

I BOUGHT NVDA AT 182 AND IT IMMEDIATELY CHANGED DIRECTIONS THIS HAS HAPPENED 4 TIMES IN A ROW ENOUGH

#PUMP IT

Please don't let AI take my job 🙏 😫 😩 😭 😢 ...yet 😏 I just need enough to retire in 8 years. After that... #LET EM HAVE IT!!

I’m up 22k since November 20th on an etf and shares IVE MADE IT GRANDPA

I SAID DUMP IT!

$330 $GOOGL GIVE IT TO ME RN

lowest consumer confidence since liberation day, big retail sales miss, PPI meeting high expectations. PUMP IT

All I know is that tomorrow the line will go up, down or straight, BUT IT DEFINITELY WONT COME OUT OF THE SCREEN