IPO

can openai just drop their ipo already so i can make back the money i lost today

They will let the matter dump 10% and they buy calls. Open AI will IPO and then sell. They get rich, you stay poor

Imagine being so retarded, you think they'd let the market crash before OpenAI gets its trillion dollar IPO.

OpenAI is the center stage, if it falls, the entire bubble pops. I guess we'll see what happens, personally I think it won't happen before 2026 or even the IPO

Plz AI bubble pop before OpenAI IPO LOL

GLOO IPO has to be a joke

He's probably 6 months too early. OpenAI IPO will be the top for sure; well for like a year before the printers go beastmode and send us into hyperinflation, but ya know.

I bought PLTR IPO and sold for a loss 🤡 🤣

an ai company for churches? this is what we have left to scrape out of the IPO barrel? crash this whole thing already

“Oh boy I hope the next IPO will be a banger” And it's straight ass

If I invest in GLOO IPO will the rest of my portfolio be blessed?

Open AI floated an IPO. End times are already here.

Saw this Gloo IPO on HOOD LMFAO "Gloo is a leading technology platform for the faith and flourishing ecosystem, providing values-based AI, resources, insights and funding." Imagine explaining to a regard from 2010 that in 2025 people pray to an AI for funding. “Bless me, O GPT, for I have YOLO’d.”

OpenAI is losing money hand over fist and trying to get a $1 trillion IPO

Microsoft in 2024: "OpenAI will IPO at $500b" Microsoft in 2025: "OpenAI will IPO at $1T" Microsoft in 2026: "OpenAI will IPO at $3T OpenAI IPO in 2027: $150b

The only thing to gain by investing in open ai ipo is Chlamydia

Why does OpenAI need to IPO? Clearly they have infinite money being able to announce all these deals each week!

OpenAI IPO: injection of cash to cover bare minimum obligations to prevent horrible legal problems so the tower of cards can finally come down.

Imagine OpenAI's IPO is a huge flop and the NASDAQ drops 5%

IPO isn't coming for 2 years.

No, why do you think they need to IPO. Next comes using debt, then bubble pops

IPO with what? World's largest money-burning machine?

This ai circle jerk is nasty work. Everyday OpenAI is penning a deal with any and every company they can find. Doesn’t matter if they are arch nemesis, OpenAI just being tossed around like a $2 Thai hooker and I’m sick of it. When is OpenAI ipo? Going to full port that shit

Not enough, which is why they’re going to have to IPO soon

BGIN looks consolidated after initial IPO dumping. Loading bags on this crapshoot

Yeah it's only kept a little above IPO for the whole year after the initial surge, but it's not really giving any action to swing trade off of lately. I'll buy more.

lately? it was only above ipo price for like two weeks in total

And that’s worth $1 billion pre ipo

OpenAI IPO is one for the history books, everyone and their grandmas gonna be watching that shit

getting ready to IPO, need to boost rev

buffett has 380 bill cash and is waiting to dump every penny into OpenAI ipo

Isn't the IPO of OpenAI the perfect time to call bs? So far it was mostly private, although funds have been raised. Can't wait for that first candle. What ticker will they get? CHAT?

Marques Brownlee and the Daily Show made fun of Neo robots. That means these piloted by 3rd world country operator robot maids with the dexterity of a 2 month old will shoot up in valuation if they ever IPO Also 100% tariffs off on China with a further 10% reduction for a relaxation on rare earth bans and a resumption of soybean exports to China yet no news on that here.

Anyone still in on BLSH? Been holding this bag since IPO

Aliens spotted in the way to earth. They are expected to arrive in 2026 to invest into OpenAI IPO

When da fuq is Zipline gonna IPO, Zimbabwe is hella bullish on them.

- OpenAI revenue: ~10B - Tesla revenue: ~100B OpenAI may IPO at similar market cap

If you think big tech is a bubble wait until OpenAI IPO's Not profitable but they may IPO at a trillion dollar market cap. Maybe even keep growing in market cap because meme

The fact everyone is bearish on OpenAI IPO here tells me it's going to do phenomenal. The whole world is being told this is a revolutionary tech that will replaced jobs and change society as we know it and you think every tom, dick and harry won't spend their life savings to invest in it? I'm going full port when it IPOs.

Rug pull on that OpenAI ipo would be legendary

It’s not every day that companies that lose lots of money IPO.

It's not about NVDA earnings anymore.  Market is not gonna do anything until OpenAI ipo.  That is the main event of the millenium

Ngl I’m afraid of OpenAI IPO Have a good night

We are saving our strength for the one super ipo

but they are planning an IPO. they will be public soon so this house of cards can start dumping.

Sam wants an IPO cause he wants to get paid before the shit house collapses.

The top can't be as obvious as shortly after the OpenAI IPO can it?

I Probably should've held palantir and bought reddit at IPO. Oops.

MSFT revealed OpenAI has a -$12B loss last year lol. The big hedge funds and rich families all waiting for IPO to dump their shares for massive profits and leave the common investor holding the bag.