HOOD

I AM IN FUCKING FINANCIAL RUIN I LOST ALL MY PALANTIR SHORT GAINS TO FUCKING HOOD WHAT THE FUCK

I sold all my shares overnight on HOOD

I got my $HOOD gold card before a flair on WSB. F u mods

Regards buying single stocks premarket on Robin hood

HOOD keeping me in the hood

Funny seeing IREN down. No money in it but seems weird to be down. HOOD I did have money in and the -10% was a bit strange. Fun week.

HOOD climb will be life changing

HOOD will be back in the 140s next week

Breaking Sailor deleted hood app after shitcoins expires worthless

So not only did I have to listen to 🥭 talk two days in a row…HOOD conference call was a nothing burger…then you got 🍈 not delivering on sex robot. I’m gonna lose brain cells

So… what type of manipulation is hood trying to commit with tsla by asking everyone to bring their cult stock there?

Not being in Strive right now will be like not being in HOOD in 2022. 

What happens to HOOD tomorrow?

Turns out near full porting HOOD on incredible earnings was a bad idea.

Chances of government shutdown vote going well tomorrow? Are their bets on hood?

Gonna need IREN to do what HOOD did today

ive been burnt by hood earnings twice, this shit will sky rocket too in about a week or so

What if tomorrow, HOOD went to 150 as a joke? That would be such a funny prank from MMs. They would totally get me and I'd hate it haha

I hope that dude who said they were gonna pull all of their money out of the market because of the HOOD double beat and the stock price dropping actually did it. He was right, this is fucking stupid.

HOOD seems like a no brainer at this point

HOOD beats and stalls out yesterday. Dies today. Unfortunately that is likely to happen to IREN as well even with the incredible beat.

I paperhanded pltr and hood puts.

Why did HOOD dump? Earnings seemed good and the CFO leaving doesn’t seem like that big of a deal.

Went all in on HOOD to buy the drop today. Hopefully my calls turn green tomorrow

HOOD does

trying out a hood prediction market. 25bps cut in dec. risk 70 to win 30. probably worth it.

HOOD getting its shit pushed in. Honestly, it needs to be the same price as BULL.

Why did Hood go down so much today?

HOOD selloff is way overdone since it's not even an AI play and earnings were insane

Summary of today: Premarket up 0.26% with 30 minutes to open Suddenly drops about 0.4% and goes red with a few minutes to open Realisation sets in they bid it up overnight and as soon as open hits it just free falls Sam Altman is a retard for calling his own top begging for money the absolute retard Bessent another retard for saying some parts are already in recession Important guy at novo opens hood app and sees the damage and faints on live tv with mango sitting in front of him (some say mangos fart may have been the cause) Speaking of hood, it slips 10% Mango still thinks drug prices can come down 700% (the max is 100% otherwise you’re paying people to buy it?) 0DTEs, weeklies, monthlies getting absolutely destroyed and shaken out Gov still not open and market is getting more and more fragile and overreacting to every little thing like a teenager going through puberty Forgot to add: many layoffs occurring (market knew this would happen because of AI but now it suddenly cares. We’re moving the goalposts back and forward because we’re not sure if we’re bullish or bearish)

God, my $HOOD is fucked

Just woke up in New Zealand, let's see how my HOOD earnings calls are doing

HOOD mooning AH omg

Now watch the HOOD market makers slowly buying back the shares from the idiots who panicked and sold at a loss. Rinse, repeat. Happens daily.

Double team eiffel towered by sofi and hood. Finally feel like a degen

Up 327% this week from HOOD puts mostly. I sold this morning and changed to NVDA puts.

Should’ve invested WSB this morning and gotten HOOD puts would’ve been an easy 10x lol

I need an early Xmas fucking miracle that HOOD makes up all its losses from today and goes up 10%+ from current shit hole price

I bought quite a few 1dte puts for HOOD and SOXL. If I can't win I'd like to at least stay flat while we are being gaped by MM

I have this weird urge to full port into HOOD now

Bye everyone, lost too much money on HOOD.

I’m up 15x on these hood puts

HOOD down 11% -- imagine if they didn't beat q3 expectations... they will be down 20%

Excuse me, I’d like to speak with the manager. I’d like a refund on my HOOD shares. Thank you.

HOOD is literally keeping ppl in the hood lol

HOOD, IREN and RKLB all down more than 10%... META style.

$HOOD taking a 10inch on the best earnings they've ever had market is not in a positive state of mind

HOOD -10% now

HOOD lmao, sorry guys I bought calls =))

wtf is happening with hood???