HI

Hi coo

Hi Ber

Hi

Hi dad im gay

hi im a new autistic retard around here. glad to be part of a community  :-) (this was typed by his handler as he has severe speech and motoric impairment. thanks for your patience and understanding. bless y'all ❤️)

Hi WSB. My grandson told me to buy a stock that starts with P and makes exercise bikes. Its Palantir right? I bought $100k worth last week.

Last night I received an unsolicited text that went “Hi OP, been a long time since we caught up. Do you wanna get lunch sometime :).” I lost my contacts so I didn’t know who it was. I spent 12 hours wondering which girl I dated decided to come back years later.   Turns out it was that one gay coworker who had a crush on me back in 2018. 

Wednesday: Hi here’s a midweek bump to brighten your day Thursday: FUCK YOUUUU

hi wen v?

Hi dad 2!

Hi dad!

Hi Mr. Fuentas

Hi is recession over?

u/barbellpadawan hello hi

Hi guys I’m a New Yorker from the future, can’t believe everyone in the City makes 300k a year! Shame the grocery stores are always empty and all the local Delis only have 200 dollar rat meat sandwiches :/

Hi, just me, here. I would like to thank myself for full porting GOOGL at the low yesterday. That’s all. See ya!

Hi regrats, where should I invest? I am back to turn more autistic, just took my Tylenol, have 5K ready to play

“Hi, Welcome to Wendy’s” Sorry just practicing out loud

Hi just wondering if you can put me through to the refunds department

Bers waking up from hi ber nation

Most of you didn't buy the dip. Tom Lee says hi.

Mods on HI time

oh hi

hi there yeah quick question why is the future of finance going cliff diving?

Hi mother cum

Hi 🤗

Hello. Hi. 🫣

hi

Say hi to everyone Theta...

hello bers 😍 hi buls 🙄

Hi, I'm SPY. I like to call this one the *Dump and Grind* 🫦

Hi I’m Google, so basically I’m doing something with about $10 billion with chips and ai and shit. I’m doing that with NVDA

Wi Tu Hi

Old enough to be your daddy. Tell your mom I said hi.

Hi daddy

Hi, I’m your crush. We need to talk about the voicemails you keep leaving me. It’s getting creepy.

hello hi

Hi

hi this is therapist. WHAT THE FUCK

Hi I’m Monday! Sorry for your homelessness

# u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR hi

hi I'm the tax man, I'll be taking that 2.72 thankyouverymuch

ELON HI TS AT FLYING CAR BY YEAR END. Give me a fucking break. Calls it is

Hello, hi, I’d like my gains from an hour ago back, thank you god

Hi, a fellow retard here. You should hold until you have good enough gain/loss porn to entertain the rest of us.

Hi, regard here, should I sell my AMZN 250C's exp 3/20 I've been accumulated at open or hodl?

Hi bears, please leave us alone. You can short the corn. Don't go against America.

“Banks like Chase are offering financial help to customers affected by the shutdown.” “Hi yes, I lost all my money on 0dte puts due to the shutdown, I’d like some financial assistance.”

In Colombia it’s rude to walk up someone and just ask them a question. You have to be like hi gentleman how are you. My friend id like to ask you a question. And then you can ask. Theyre so formal it’s cute and nice This has been a cashflow update