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I don’t get girls I walk up to her to say hi and she runs away But.. if i open a can of sardines she walks up to me Is it because she’s a cat?

I swear 99% of people on FB marketplace must be bots.. because every conversation is literally: them: Hi, is this available? me *within 5 seconds*: Yes it is still available when are you free? them: *never responds*

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##Hi ya all Am I famous yet?

Where were you while we were getting hi?

Hi. Whatcha up to

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Hi guys. Good luck today. Have fun. What do you guys think we do today!!!??

Hi

Hi guys, can we pump BULL pls? They deserve some winnings, thanks

Hi brulemon here don i am saying this dont get caught up with the vix. just dont touch it even tho it may be tempting to.

Hi, Bols and Bears.

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Tell your mom I said hi.

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Hi we will go back to dumping when this news blows over Friday and we realize no more rate cuts and Epstein files come out

u/bearhunter429 be like "Anyway, Hi Mark how's your sex life?" 🤣

hi bearhunter429 how are you?

Only delusional people buy puts now. Anyways hi, I'm delusional

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say hi to Jeffrey

Hi friend. Want to buy my calls now? I give you discount!!

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hi, im sam altman, i need 7 trillion dollars

Hi Mike Johnson. Your hero is in the Epstein files that you just voted to release…

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Hi would you sell AMZN to buy NVDA before earnings ?

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“Hi yes I’d like a pump to 664” “How original”

hi im a ber. i shit posted all day yesterday. instead of buying cheap stonks and crypto.

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Hi all I just checked my stocks what the fuck is going on right now. Am I allowed to start panicking?

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Hi I’m ready to lose money

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