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Hi! I’m Johnnie Nasdaq and welcome to BROKE-ASS!

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hi its me your dr Yes options are a fundamental right.

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Yep. This is why whatever the future is for energy generation, people will need turbines. Steam turbines, gas turbines, water turbines, wind turbines... So engineering companies like Rolls Royce or Mitsubishi HI will have their niche for a long time.

Me in 2030+: 🤓: Hi, I see your sex robots are $100K each. Do I get a discount if I choose a slimmer, petite model? 🤵‍♂️: No, sir. The price isn’t based on weight, sir. But if you want more value for your dollar, go with the bustier models if you know what I'm saying 😏 🤓: Naw I'm good, it looks like the bustier models might pancake 🥞 my scrawny ass

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You live in a Disney world where people look at you and think Aw how lovely, a doggie lover. Whereas actually they are thinking, Look at that creepy ass weirdo who devotes time and money to something which converts tinned cancerous racehorse into dogshit Say Hi to fido

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Hi fellas! 🤠 Are we bullish on NVDA again yet? 🐄

Chat, tell your mom I said hi.

But do you say hi or not?

Chat if we catch each other on other subreddits do we pretend not too know each other or awkwardly say hi?🤔

👨‍💻: Thank you for contacting customer support for your sex robot, this is Dale how I can help you today? 🤓: Yes umm hi, is my sex robot actually remote controlled by an Indian 👨‍💻: No sir, it's actually controlled by a Pakistani to cut on costs 🤓: You got to be kidding me, I want a gawd damn refund!!

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Say hi to my old hometown for me. I miss it, but as it was 50 years ago, not today's LA-ization.

Hi Future Club Member, As we gather to celebrate Thanksgiving, a holiday steeped in gratitude and reflection, I find myself filled with immense appreciation and optimism. It is with great joy that I extend this heartfelt letter to those of you considering joining the CNBC Investing Club. I sincerely hope you'll become a part of our growing community. To welcome you into this community, we are thrilled to extend this special offer for new members. This is an opportunity to join our Club at a special discount so you can kickstart your investing journey on the right foot. From the whole team at the CNBC Investing Club and me, we want to wish you a happy and hearty Thanksgiving holiday! JOIN THE CLUB Jim Cramer -Jim Cramer

Looks like Hi anime is the better option. Thanks

Tell your sister I say hi

Hi bers go back to hibernating

Hi guys, are we full time back to anytime there is a red candle it gets eaten up green within seconds? / insta recoveries?

Hi everyone. 🌈🐻🧳holder here. Just gunna flood the thread with the word bubble in the hopes that you genius bulls cash out and I can get off my margin call.

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Hi, just wanted to say thanks for the post about this. Been slowly buying over the past 3 weeks and have about 580 shares at 32 average (ABXXF). Up 16% overall. Praying it goes to 50B like you said. Still considering if I want to keep buying more.

Hi bers

Hi bers

Everyone hi

The greatest investor of all time invests in Google and you retards still didn't full port it. Hi, it's me... I'm a retard.

Why are $666 and $669 calls or puts (depending on the day) always the best strike to buy? Is it coincidence? Is it our propensity to see meaningful patterns in random or meaningless data? Would SPY wave and say hi if it saw me on the street?

Hi everyone, I'm trying to liquidate my position in **FTCHQ** (Farfetch Ltd Class A, OTC Expert Market). I currently hold **9,000 shares** and need to sell them to finalize a capital loss for tax purposes. Since this is an extremely illiquid Expert Market stock, I am facing significant difficulty getting the order executed. I have successfully placed a **Limit Sell Order** through my broker (via phone/manual trade). **My request:** Could anyone with access to real-time OTC/Expert Market quote data or a professional trading platform please check the quote depth/order book for FTCHQ? I would greatly appreciate it if you could confirm: 1. **Is a Sell Order for 9,000 shares of FTCHQ visible on the book?** 2. **What is the current best bid (highest price a buyer is willing to pay)?** Any information on the visibility of my order would be immensely helpful. Thank you in advance for your assistance!

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Umm “Hi I’m busy can you please try to figure it out on your own so I can attend to my own work?”

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Hi yes is this Big WallStreet? I'd like an institutional buying swarm on $POET stock to off of some circle-jerk AI 'deal' so I can unload these bags, thanks a bunch!

Hi can you guys buy sofi next week so I can make money Thank you for your attention to this matter

I don’t get girls I walk up to her to say hi and she runs away But.. if i open a can of sardines she walks up to me Is it because she’s a cat?

I swear 99% of people on FB marketplace must be bots.. because every conversation is literally: them: Hi, is this available? me *within 5 seconds*: Yes it is still available when are you free? them: *never responds*

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##Hi ya all Am I famous yet?

Where were you while we were getting hi?

Hi. Whatcha up to

It's me. Hi. I'm the 🅱️roblem it's me. 😔

Hi guys. Good luck today. Have fun. What do you guys think we do today!!!??