GOOGL

Since I am a retard and I don't know shit about options, today I bought a leveraged 3X GOOGL etp. I guess it was a good idea 🥹

GOOGL I’m going to nuuuuuuuuut

Googl, YUPPPP Msft. LOL Meta: FUCK

Of course my finger was hovering above the buy button on GOOGL calls and I pussied out, you’re welcome regards

so tired of all my weird speculative shit being red.  at least my googl $275 Feb calls are doing well

$GOOGL | Alphabet Q3’25 Earnings Highlights 🔹 EPS: $2.87 (Est. $2.26) 🟢; UP +35% YoY 🔹 Revenue ex-TAC: $87.47B (Est. $85.11B) 🟢; UP +17% YoY 🔹 Revenue: $102.35B (Est. $99.85B) 🟢; UP +16% YoY Segment Highlights 🔹 Google Services Revenue: $87.05B (Est. $84.67B) 🟢; UP +14% YoY 🔹 Google Advertising Revenue: $74.18B (Est. $72.46B) 🟢; UP +13% YoY 🔹 Google Search & Other Revenue: $56.57B (Est. $54.99B) 🟢; UP +15% YoY 🔹 YouTube Ads Revenue: $10.26B (Est. $10.03B) 🟢; UP +15% YoY 🔹 Google Network Revenue: $7.35B (Est. $7.39B) 🟡; DOWN -2.6% YoY 🔹 Google Subscriptions, Platforms & Devices Revenue: $12.87B (Est. $12.35B) 🟢; UP +21% YoY 🔹 Google Cloud Revenue: $15.16B (Est. $14.75B) 🟢; UP +34% YoY 🔹 Other Bets Revenue: $344M (Est. $429M) 🔴; DOWN -11% YoY Operating Results 🔹 Total TAC: $14.88B (Est. $14.84B) 🟡; UP +8% YoY 🔹 Operating Income: $31.23B (Est. $32.11B) 🟡; UP +9.5% YoY 🔹 Operating Margin: 31% (Est. 32.2%) 🟡; DOWN -100bps YoY 🔹 Google Services Operating Income: $33.53B (Est. $33.59B) 🟡; UP +8.7% YoY 🔹 Google Cloud Operating Income: $3.59B (Est. $3.01B) 🟢; UP +85% YoY 🔹 Other Bets Operating Loss: -$1.43B (Est. -$1.21B) 🔴 🔹 Alphabet-Level Operating Loss: -$4.47B (Est. -$3.53B) 🔴 Other Metrics 🔹 Capital Expenditures: $23.95B (Est. $22.38B) 🟢; UP +83% YoY 🔹 Employees: 190,167 (Est. 189,112) 🟡; UP +4.9% YoY 🔹 EC Fine: $3.5B charge impacting Services segment; adjusted operating margin would be 33.9% ex-fine 🔹 Other Income: $12.8B, driven by gains on non-marketable equity securities Guidance 🔹 FY25 CapEx: $91B–$93B (Prior: ~$85B) 🟢 CEO Commentary – Sundar Pichai 🔸 “Alphabet had a terrific quarter, with double-digit growth across every major part of our business. We delivered our first-ever $100B quarter.” 🔸 “Our full-stack AI approach is delivering strong momentum — Gemini now processes 7B tokens per minute, and the Gemini App has over 650M MAUs.” 🔸 “Google Cloud accelerated, ending the quarter with $155B in backlog.” 🔸 “We continue to invest to meet customer demand and capture growing opportunities across the company.” Dividend 🔹 Quarterly dividend declared: $0.21/share, payable Dec 15, 2025

Daaamn, guess I should have gotten more GOOGL calls.

$GOOGL 🚀 💰

GOOGL RIPPIN LMAO 🤌🤌👍👍👍👍🤌🤌🤌🤌

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GOOGL up and MSFT Down 🤣

GOOGL going to make me buuuust

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WTF GOOGL Nice

GOOGL KING

GOOGL ftw 🚀

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GOOGL | Alphabet Inc. | Q3 2025 Earnings • Revenue $102.35B vs. $99.89B est. • EPS $2.87 • Net Income $34.98B • Google Search Revenue $56.57B • Google Advertising Revenue $74.18B • Google Cloud Revenue $15.16B • Operating Margin 31% • Dividend $0.21

MSFT, GOOGL, and META all hit, we hitting $690 tomorrow boys

Holy shit googl

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#GOOGL GANG 🤌🤌🤌

Didn’t buy GOOGL calls after getting rugged last ER so I bought META calls this time around. Can’t wait for GOOGL to pop and META to dump on me as the universe intends.

CALLING FINAL BETS AT THE MSFT/META/GOOGL TABLES. NOTICE: 5 MINUTES REMAINING. PLACE YOUR FINAL BETS.

I should have full ported GOOGL

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And Goog/Googl would *still* be my vote for the most undervalued large cap tech stock.

I wish I had more cash for the April dip on GOOGL. Didn't buy enough

GOOGL over $275

holy GOOGL

Googl 300 after earnings. 1# self driving cars 1# quantum computing 2# AI chips (TPU growing fast) 1# in search (fuck chatGPT, people still Googles) LET'S FUCKING GO

GOOGL new ATH. $275 before earnings?

GOOGL doesn't pump, wsb: wth GOOGL pumps for weeks, wsb: I don't trust this pump

Googl gonna dunk on these bears

I’m up 25% on my GOOGL calls, should I sell before earnings???

Googl make momma proud

Retards, just focus on meta, msft and googl and align your positions

Googl holding stronk

GOOGL doesnt give a fuck

if you dont buy this fucking dip you hate money, meta microsoft googl earnings are in 3 hours

Googl is the market now

GOOGL is making me nervous now, we’re going too high lol

Someone got the scoop on googl earnings

Prior to ER, its weird to see MSFT & META red but googl is like up 2%. Amazon barely staying green.

Googl has crazy inflows of calls. It's going 300 after er

Sigh, if only I went in on OTM LEAPS with GOOGL when it was $205 instead of shares. The gains would have been biblical for practically no risk

I remember when GOOGL dropped to $245 like two weeks ago and everybody had the opportunity to buy a call 😅😅 I called $280 by earnings nobody heard me

Fun fact: If GOOGL obliterates earnings and pumps +33% it will be the second most valuable company in the world.

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