GLD

Really gonna need orange man to start making batshit crazy dictator tweets to save GLD & my port. Pls Mr Orange man I'll never doubt you again

# JUST HAD A NIGHTMARE: NOT HAVING DUMPED MY GLD BAGS ONTO SOME REGARD IN HERE AT THE TOP. # LUCKILY, IT WAS ONLY A DREAM

GLD put is infinite money glitch

Bought some GLD calls yesterday thinking it was the bottom. Turns out it wasn’t…

Wtf GLD

Gld free falling

I just threw up blood after looking at $GLD prices

My GLD calls might be Kirk’d

lol wtf is GLD doing?

Unreal what $GLD is doing. Another 5% red day

You retards want GLD to go higher for some measly gains. It could get bad really fast if it keeps climbing

Wake me up when $GLD is back to $400

Buy more $GLD take it back to $400 europeans you can do it

Of course when the dip comes I just never can bring myself to buy enough @gld

GLD

China please continue your trade/currency war with the US and push GLD to 500 by market open. Thank you.

Gld bears in shambles. Don’t ever doubt the shiny rock

GLD at $420.69 at open would be pretty fire wouldn't it

So GLD pumps 10% tomorrow. Got it.

The 5 overnight traders on Robinhood are buying $GLD.....that means -3% by open

Over 120k in GLD to Valhalla or Wendy’s dumpie we go

GLD will be back tomorrow

GLD Bulls in control. Bears in the basement holding themselves.

GLD can only bounce back.

Cheap GLD! get yer cheap GLD here! free side of dog with every oz

I like how there is a warning for BYND about volatility, yet GLD has jumped 5% from the top, dropped 6%, and then is jumping around 1% after hours.

Asia saving my GLD calls

GLD 390 tomorrow, lets ride

Asia likes that discounted GLD

#GLD 🇺🇸🤌

Maybe GLD calls aren't an infinite money glitch 🤔 No, the market is wrong.

There it is, GLD breaking through resistance, up, up, up we go, it's our moment cuz Gold is Golden

I bought the GLD dipn, don’t say I didn’t warn you

When GLD going back up so I can buy at the top…again?

GLD can you go back up please so my husband lets me sleep in our bed again 🥺

GLD to $385 at open. See y’all then.

Breaking news BYND announces 3 billion dollar partnership with Gld

Would be good if gld 400 at open

So what’s up with GLD lol

If GLD dumps more tomorrow then it is over for my calls

“BREAKING NEWS: Elon finds way to mine asteroids with MOUNTAINS OF GOLD on them.” Just waiting for it. GLD to 1000

GLD was cooked the min you saw every other comment on wsb talking about it

shoring btc, long QQQ & gld stil free $

You know someone of there full ported GLD puts at the bottom today, literally the 20 day moving average

sell GLD and BTC to buy fake MEAT = RICH

We have retards pumping fake meat and talking shit about GLD. 1 product has no buyers, and causes explosive diarrhea, and the other has been a store of value of many millennia. 😂

Meat plz.. your buy could tank the GLD market 😔

Why buy GLD when can buy penny stocks, BURU GPUS

I’m so confused. wtf do I buy meat or gld?

Alright so here's my Tinfoil theory on GLD. Ya know how all this UFO stuff keeps popping up? Okay stay with me here, the aliens that seeded this planet and used dumb humans as slaves to mine gold are coming back for their 10,000 year tribute (or whatever). SO all the world governments are scrambling to get it all together so we don't get Death Starred into dust. There are zero holes in this theory, it's literally perfect, explains everything.