GLD

How the fuck is GLD and SPY down

How are SPY and GLD both dumping?

I feel extra regarded for losing money on GLD when people are making money on BYND

Glad I have stops for GLD...

WOW I am currently holding my biggest loss of the year on GLD. Not even a small bounce at all today. Just relentless unceasing selling nonstop. I thought I was a genius buying that massive dump yesterday. OOPS

If you love GLD, you'll love the new mineral BEYOND GOLD. TICKER BYGLD. It tastes just like gold but it's made from polished coyote turds. Get in now before it's too late!

VIX up, dollar up, GLD down, SLV up, bond ETFs up, TLT down, tech down, fake meat up. What the fuck is even happening today?

Many people are saying GLD is a pussy and won't go back to ATH

GLD bottom in? Seems so

Should I average down on my GLD 31/12 calls or not.

YOLO GLD puts still the play it seems

Rumor has it DNUT will soon be offering BYND breakfast sandwiches, selling GLD bars, and a new and improved app powered by NVDA and OpenAI

NEM is down from $98.58. It's currently really low. I need this to take GLD with it when it goes up since GLD does not do earnings call. NEM eps beat will be a good catalyst for gold stocks.

If you don't want to go balls deep 11-12 shares of GLD will represent a little over a troy oz of gold. The perfect hedge for your berish thoughts.

GLD sucking slightly less than premarket. W

GLD now uses openAI pump

While BYND is halted try GLD.

If NEM goes up, GLD will go up. I need GLD to go up.

I pussied out and sold my BYND calls at market close yesterday. Held GLD only for it to fuck me again. I hate it here

Bought a couple GLD 390c's for January to ensure that everyone's goldbug uncle will have a bad thanksgiving/christmas now that my death touch has reached precious metals

hey siri, will i get smoked if i trade GLD? \- Sorry, I didn't get that.

~~LDI OPEN POET GLD~~ BYND

What the actual fuck GLD

Dude this GLD price action is wild

Buy GLD and precious metals callz at open. You heard it here first.

I am absolutely shocked that GLD is coming back to life going to market open. I might actually make money 🤯

GLD and UUUU dumping again.

Just open the damn sink hole and let GLD fall

A couple things that will be fried today, my fries, my chicken, and ofc my gld calls

Why did GLD just jump 1% in 3 mins

$GLD buyers dumping for $BYND

gld has already made and then ruined mine

If GLD does not bounce, I am finished

GLD at Black Monday Trendline, do what you like with it Apes

GLD about to ruin my week

just 5 massive green candles on gold today and we'll pretend this dump never happened. Please V today GLD

RIP GLD yet again.

GLD plz

So we're all going to buy a couple GLD calls a month out at open right?

!banbet GLD -8% 2d

GLD continues getting its shit pushed in

Me when the apocalypse happens and i travel to london to claim the baskets of gold from my shares of gld but before i can fumble turning on my phone from a lack of electricity the warlord who has already claimed the gld vault as his territory sticks an axe in my head

I hope all of veggie burger bros dreams come true. If you could just throw me a bone for my gld calls along the way thatd be great

Gonna be down a whole lot at open. Thanks Europoors for tanking GLD after the wonderful yuge Chinese and Indians bought it back up

Guess I’ll take my lashings on GLD and bounce

gld isn’t going back up is ir

Remember 5 hours ago when GLD was 382? I remember.

Massive GLD call GUHS. I kept buying the dip.

You 🫵doubled down on your dumbass GLD calls instead of buying the GOOG dip yesterday and are now praying your shiny boomer rock lets you break even

If GLD hits $360, buying more calls. If it hits $345, full porting and taking out a loan for calls