GLD

Cheap GLD! get yer cheap GLD here! free side of dog with every oz

I like how there is a warning for BYND about volatility, yet GLD has jumped 5% from the top, dropped 6%, and then is jumping around 1% after hours.

Asia saving my GLD calls

GLD 390 tomorrow, lets ride

Asia likes that discounted GLD

#GLD 🇺🇸🤌

Maybe GLD calls aren't an infinite money glitch 🤔 No, the market is wrong.

There it is, GLD breaking through resistance, up, up, up we go, it's our moment cuz Gold is Golden

I bought the GLD dipn, don’t say I didn’t warn you

When GLD going back up so I can buy at the top…again?

GLD can you go back up please so my husband lets me sleep in our bed again 🥺

GLD to $385 at open. See y’all then.

Breaking news BYND announces 3 billion dollar partnership with Gld

Would be good if gld 400 at open

So what’s up with GLD lol

If GLD dumps more tomorrow then it is over for my calls

“BREAKING NEWS: Elon finds way to mine asteroids with MOUNTAINS OF GOLD on them.” Just waiting for it. GLD to 1000

GLD was cooked the min you saw every other comment on wsb talking about it

shoring btc, long QQQ & gld stil free $

You know someone of there full ported GLD puts at the bottom today, literally the 20 day moving average

sell GLD and BTC to buy fake MEAT = RICH

We have retards pumping fake meat and talking shit about GLD. 1 product has no buyers, and causes explosive diarrhea, and the other has been a store of value of many millennia. 😂

Meat plz.. your buy could tank the GLD market 😔

Why buy GLD when can buy penny stocks, BURU GPUS

I’m so confused. wtf do I buy meat or gld?

Alright so here's my Tinfoil theory on GLD. Ya know how all this UFO stuff keeps popping up? Okay stay with me here, the aliens that seeded this planet and used dumb humans as slaves to mine gold are coming back for their 10,000 year tribute (or whatever). SO all the world governments are scrambling to get it all together so we don't get Death Starred into dust. There are zero holes in this theory, it's literally perfect, explains everything.

Mr. GLD, please go up 😢

GLD with the retard strength 😤

Biden did this to gld I know it

My GLD calls expire in Jan 2028 and I was still stressed af today

buying GLD dip, easiest money of my life

#GLD BOTTOM CONFIRMED, COMMENCE CALLS LMAO 🇺🇸🤌🚀🚀🚀

If Chyna keeps up with this GLD pump I promise to never buy puts on Alibaba again and make at least 2% of my portfolio some chyna etf 

told myself no big moves for at least a week... then gld happened and couldn't pass that up fukers!

GLD more bipolar than my ex

GLD 1DTE calls, Amazon calls, meat

GLD back to green!

GLD COMEBAXK

When GLD hits 500 next week I'm gonna buy that one guys house

GLD reminds me of staying up late hoping to get a call from the superintendent that there would be a snow day the next day

It’s crazy to think that I might break even tomorrow by hedging my GLD calls with fake meat calls…. Crazy… 

Good news for GLD dip-buyers, gold just tested 4,000 about two hours ago; expect a bounce coming tomorrow.

GLD to 400 by 10/31???

Hard to believe that GLD would say the N word, file for bankruptcy, do a Hitler salute at CPAC, and would be found to be a carcinogen all in the same day but here we are

I will be full porting gld calls continuously and strictly during the day until i get my money back. I will not let Gld ber win

I did say GLD puts a few days ago still the play

Gld v to 450

here to go again: futures flat, btc crash , gld rising

Gld full V

just wait til the data releases on friday to confirm rate cuts, GLD will sky rocket back up, asia already eating the dip up