GLD

!p GLD

GLD gonna be a year maker

All in on GLD

Damn it should have bought GLD calls at market close yesterday

GLD back on the menu? 👀👀

GLD pretending to be what it is intended for

GLD IS THE ONE TRUE SAFE HAVEN

GLD GLD GLD

GLD and SPY moving against each other? Have we returned to the normal ways??

Can GLD hurry up and go to 340 so it’s buyable again. Please and ty

The only thing that can save us is TSLA releasing the GLD plated fuckbots powered by NVDA ai chips that automatically inject you with HIMS boner juice while you only live in the META verse and grind up your PLTR social score. Retinas are cloned by scammers so the only way to pay for anything is the sphincter scanner on your HOOD credit account. You still haven’t won the gold bar from premium.

SPY fucked GLD fucked My port: fucked.

Please tell me we’ll see GLD back at $385

GLD puts printing tomorrow?

I had 20x gld 372p avg .15 they went to 4.0 I sold them for 3k. Also had spx & rut puts from open. 🥹

I am getting so rolled by GLD, and Rold Gold pretzels don't even make that cheddar flavor anymore, lame as hell

How is GLD and SPY both going down lmao

Someone explain why GLD is following stock price movements 😭😭

GLD is AI growth stock apparently

I thought GLD was a safe haven for times like this not a rug pull

why gold randomly dies like that everyime, I don't buy GLD but it's so funny to see it

GLD getting sexually harassed rn

GLD going cliff diving right alongside tech

Move to safe heaven rare metal they said but this mf GLD moves like penny stock out of nowhere.

It’s so wild watching GLD tank with the market

Cmon GLD you’re supposed to pump $2 not drop it

ChatGPT told me GLD was going to 380 today it better be right

I only use GLD as a sensible indicator of fuckery since our ancestors 🦍🦍🐒🦧 started shilling each other... Spy can never rally without gold rallying as well, till then everything is noise and traps for dodo regards to fall in

GLD decimated

Poot on gld

Our GLD, who art in heaven, Hallowed be Thy gains. Thy inflation come, Thy will be done, On earth as it is in fed.

‘But…but…🌽 is the people’s asset and when everything tanks it’ll outperform GLD!..’ 🤡

Probably some SPY 675c and GLD 380c. We’ll see what price action looks like at open.

All that rug pull money on GLD last week headed to NVDA on Tuesday

Damn GLD is dead again

Getting some GLD calls

Wtf happened to gold? GLD

GLD has a tummy ache

tweezer top formation on gld i predict this will go down

I kept losing my wedding ring so I bought some cheap bands off Amazon. GLD to the 🌛my bros 🫶🏻

I guess my GLD calls are fried…

Gld rush tmrw?

Gld give us a 4% days tomorrow and save these calls pls I love you

PUMP THAT GLD

I just need GLD to moon tomorrow

Just tell ‘em what happened to GLD this past week. Everyone thought they were millionaires until the opening bell

SLV & GLD going up

GLD down, we rippin!

Gld pumpy plez thk

5000$ Gold has more chances to hit soon than 150k corn Sell corn calls and buy gld.