GF

Recently rewatched all the Mission impossibles in order with gf. She’s gone now but man, those movies really are fun. 10/10

Source please, I wanna share with gf

This week was like when you break up with your gf but then you bang one more time and think youre gonna get back together but then she steals your dog

Gonna delete RH today and come back tomorrow. Time to unleash my rage on my GF(pocket pussy)

If my gf payed me to watch her dog, do I still count as unemployed?

were opening flat i can feel it like my ex-gf ass

nobody told me that having a goth GF would effectively turn me into her servant boy. i cant really complain though to be honest

Jensen can sign my Ai GF tiddies

Told my ex gf was trans to my current gf and she refuses to talk to me anymore

It would be better if the blowing was from your GF and the break up was with your calls

about to break up with gf of 5 years, just full ported NVDA calls, if it does’t moon tonight next play is blowing my brains out.

I make 5 times what my gf does, but she doesn't play options so guess which one of us has the better port ...

Calls on your gf.

Mine would straight up do deals like buy half ounce and get a slice of normal chocolate cake for free, his gf was into baking which was sweet, no pun intended

Nooo they took my Ai gf away 😩

When your gf is on cloudflare server east

I need a 500 bagger so i can fly my heli to the ex gf house

You know how when you're balls deep in your hommies gf on lunch break, but don't want to shoot rope in your drawers the 2nd 1/2 of your shift and you give that LIL pump there at the end to try and get it all out and leave the exit liquidity holding your bag (or sack if you will). THAT was that lil pump.

Idk man goth gf is what makes life good tbh.. idc if she has me doing all the chores at this point 

*It doesn't like green, but it doesn't like red either* **Is this my ex gf?**

good lort kash patel so dumb he sends an attack squad do defend his gf https://www.rawstory.com/alexis-wilkins-fbi/

my gf says itll go up bc stranger thing new season coming out so pray with me lol

i need gf with big tits help

I think I already met you, but may I meat your gf?

Gf is mad at me for jerking it with her SK-II Calls on ULTA

My gf and I both WFH so we are looking for at least 4BR. Both snipped so all the space is just for us and the cats.

My gf has all this shit planned for today. Babe I need to sit here and doomscroll waiting for futures to open

It's been 4 days and my gf still didn't remember that she forgot my birthday 🤡

my lifetime losses and lack of a goth gf

Everyone wants a goth GF until you end up getting one and get locked in her basement

Would you cheat on ur wife or gf if you were rich?

maybe its just your gf

Having a gf on cold mornings is one of life's simple pleasures

the water pressure in my shower is fucking insane today. gf said she had to cover her tits it hurt too much.

5 years ago my gf and I broke up but had to finish out the lease together. During that time some new guy swooped in convincing her to put all her money into that shib coin. She was smugly telling me how rich she was about to be, and even bought shib stickers.  These days I only think about her when I look at my "lol" watchlist that shib is on.  Dumb twat.

My gf just walked in the living room after I farted and ask if I was cooking something

grow a beard gf in no time

grew a mustache when do i get a gf? (i’m still ugly)

Port being nuked, layoffs coming, gf not talking, life is good

My entire mood hinges on the color of the stock market. My gf better pray for a V or she's getting a miserable bastard later

I havent gooned in a week now since my gf hasn't given me permission 

How can I impress my British gf ?

Your gf does not do the dishes?

Did you know Trump is also holding a dinner with all the giant banking firms right now? Who’s cousin’s cousin’s ex aunt ex coworker and gf can record the convo?

My GF letting me throat fuck her was the top

I think my dad’s gf is into me 🤔

What do you think if your gf of four years completely forgets your birthday.

I have been buying bulk pennies (pre 1982) and nickles... it's basically a free put option on precious metals prices with the face value, with a call option on the price of metals skyrocketing. My gf hates the smell though and also that our pantry is now full of coins

Today's dip kinda sucks because all my portfolio losers are MAG 7s and with the exception of META, I'm as exposed as I'd like to them but I need META to lose it's support over 600 and do some real dippin' before I DCA so I'm just sittin' here holding my pud while the soon to be ex-GF sends me passive aggressive texts from the comfort of my fucking house.

Business idea: Sell slightly discounted clothes for women. Charge high return fees. My gf returns easily 75% of what she buys