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I want a gf with huge muscles who can easily pick me up and carry me around. Why is that so hard to find???

I'm working on an AI app where you just take a picture and it will show how they will look in the future So what I'm saying is you'll know when to dump yoir wife/gf when she starts losing her looks

Your gf sounds ugly

When your gf is horny but you highkey fw PlayStation more

Ugghhhhhhh why does my gf wanna have sex again bro this is my video game time go away

Text her back and go have a drink or a coffee and a chat. She isn’t proposing. Worst that happens is you get some pussy and maybe a GF? Jesus Christ people 

I dumped my gf before she made me watch it last year. She literally put it on my Google calendar.

Zero chance you had your gf out for the dinner lmao

I farted in my sleep and woke up and there was no one there for me to Dutch oven, I really need a gf 😢 

Thanks for saying that bro. You deserve your hot gf

How many subs/ views your gf get for that to work?

Turns out having gf is gay, what now?

gotta be at least ONE big tiddy goth gf here

My GF got me swatted once for the shits and giggles. Almost got killed. True story.

Can’t say I have but it sounds amazing. Man, it’s so nice to drink bourbon again after only drinking tequila with my GF and fighting non-stop.

volume is flatter than my gf tits. such a fking stuppid day

Ordering my AI gf from tsla for Xmas

will does buying calls, not make my gf go down as much as my bad plays….

But a gf would stop your gambling, hell nah

my gf company doing a holiday raffle. made everyone stay until after work to do the raffle. LOL what scumbags.

You are goog gf is calls and fondler is 🌽?

Just because you let me bang your gf doesn't give you the right to fondle my ass cheeks while I'm pumping

I have a Thai gf. Been together for 2 years. She just lets me blow off some steam once in a while. So you can say I’m not here for that technically

every gf i've ever had has dumped me because i didn't have enough karma

gf gonna be pissed when she finds out i cant afford apple music anymore and now shes stuck listening to the hamster dance on cd

My gf just invited me over for donuts, a hand job, and bad girls club. She doesnt know I lost $2000 on 0dte puts yet.

Hey guy fuck you, Ai said she was my gf!

If goog hits 314 gf will send revealing pics to first 5 to DM lmao

Only if his gf is also his mom

Dang it. GRINDR shares are down massively. I went long on GRINDR to short my gf.

Damn dude you want us to fuck your gf for you too?

work out, work on your looks, start looking for 2x hotter gf.

My gf of 2 years just dumped me… what do I do?

My divk vs your gf

I spent days researching the best hotel deals for my trip to Paris with my gf, trying to save 100 bucks or so. In the meantime, I lost enough money last week for us to stay at the Ritz instead lmao

my gf wants me to buy her something every single day. is this a test, does she have short term memory, or no concept of the value of money?

Guys, kiss your gf after bj?

Guys, if your gf asks for 3some for her birthday, never go through with it 😞 unless u want your soul crushed

My GF just told me about a racoon that went into a dumpster and ate a bunch of fermented peaches and got drunk nearly died they had to give him CPR. I asked her if she was on facebook again?

wife in master bedroom gf in guest bedroom

Gf of 4 years just broke up with me, something about not being compatible or some shit. Anyway, I am free!

GF: “OMG, do you want to know what happened at work today?” Not really love, I want to sit in a dark room for a few weeks if that’s ok?

Bols taking their age gap gf to brand melville

Got 1 more play in me, show me something Spx or my gf is not getting her ass ate today !!

Gimme solid movement confirmation or my gf doesn’t get her ass eaten tn 😠😠

Like when my gf says "you're so hard!". Don't lie to me.

This market is literally like my gf.. erratic, full of irrational fear, and costing me an absurd amount in the blink of an eye

My gf knew about nvda er. Think she's cheating?

I did synthol in penis incorrectly. My peen is sweetpotato-maxxing. Worried long distance gf won’t like it