FUND

Do you only look at SPY? Most of the tickers WSB holds are down 40-50% since October, many down double digits today. This isn’t an index fund subreddit

Tom Lee now down 7 Billion on his ETH Fund! 🧑‍🦼‍➡️⛷️

#🥭 needs to go up on TV and propose another fund right away

Earth is a resort for 500 rich people. The rest of us just fund them.

Any shitty euro hedge fund probably easily crushed anybody playing tech in the last 6 months.

If AI takes all the jobs how do we fund our gambling addictions?

Guys are sleeping on BPTRX with 30% holding in SpaceX. Fund was up 5% today despite broad market sell off because of the SpaceX/Xai merger yesterday

Some fund must have just dumped silver look at that red dildo

I'm one of the top quant traders for a large hedge fund and honestly I don't even look at markets. when management want to know how the portfolio is doing I just check a few comments on these threads to get a vibe.

Fund managers rn: “let’s pick up Walmart at 41 pe” Like shoppers won’t pull back during whatever fiasco they are hedging for

Vix kept rising ... wtf fund managers hedging for? ww3?

Money just being rotated. Out of my port and into hedge fund mangers pockets.

I cancelled my ChatGPT subscription because he became a normie dork over time and now all of a sudden he’s talking about ayahuasca retreats and robbing citadel’s cocaine fund again. Stop fucking playing with me Altman. Give me my degenerate goblin assistant or don’t.

Is there an ETF or Mutual fund that tracks what members of congress are buying??

Anyone else debt maxxing to fund their 0dtes?

I was just thinking abut this yesterday. I got a few years before I can indulge in midlife crisis psychosis. Might fuck around and spend my kids college fund on pilots lessons.

MSFT has to bounce soon right? This is getting wild. It's like how NVDA is always 180-190. MSFT is always 424-425. 0 movement. Need whatever fund is pinning it and unloading massive bags at 425 to fuck off

When is Tesla going to dilute to fund new factories

uck the stock market. Fuck it sideways with a rusty hedge-fund dick. This whole thing is a **shit-soaked confidence scam** dressed up as “capital allocation.” It’s not investing—it’s a dick-measuring contest between psychopaths in suits, and you’re the asshole holding the bag while they laugh their way to the Cayman Islands. You do everything “right.” You read, you analyze, you model, you wait. And then some insider asshole whispers to his buddy, a black-box algorithm shits itself at 9:31am, and your position gets **raw-dogged into oblivion**. No warning. No logic. Just *fuck you, retail*. I’m sick of waking up to red dildos. Sick of green days that evaporate like a fart in the wind. Sick of pretending this is a fair game when the refs are sucking off the home team behind the dumpster. This market doesn’t give a shit about you, your goals, or your “long-term thesis.” It exists to **extract your time, your attention, and your sanity**, then call you emotional when you finally notice the dick in your ass. So I’m done. I’m pulling the plug. I’m walking away from this crooked, rigged, incestuous shitshow. Let the suits eat each other. Let the algos sword-fight in the dark. Let the permabulls choke on their own bullshit. I’m choosing my life over this **financial glory hole**. You can keep the charts, the noise, and the lies. I’m out.

The only people I respect in life have a trust fund from their parents of at least a 600k, their parents pay for house and car, and got them a job without any interviews of at least 300k salary

Buying more of this “Target date fund” stock, it’s been below $15 forever but it’s ready to 10x

Maybe we could… package banbets in some sort of fund… so that the risk is lower but the yield stays high??? We could even sell some kind of insurance on them…

I love Burry he’s my favorite regarded hedge fund manager, I’m just posting jokes for the lulz

Hey guys, I've been in a coma for a month and just woke up. Right before the accident, I sold all of my silver in my retirement fund and YOLO'd it into Bitcoin. How much richer am I now?

The drop overnight was a hedge fund liquidating, they’re leave the bag with retail. I don’t know when it’s going to happen, but they will rug pull the market and all major indexes will hit the third circuit breaker.

I put all my emergency fund into Silver and now I'm cooked

Fund a mental ... I hear Trump wants to open the asylums Reagan closed...

The $600k HOOD calls guy really suckered me into losing my kids college fund.

Selling their health care division, formerly Cerner (the one profitable part?), and laying people off to fund more openAI

PIMCO New York Municipal Income Fund II? Thanks bro, buying it immediately

Oracle wants to raise 50 billion this year to fund their business. 😂 Oracle stock is the biggest piece of shit on the market other than Tesla. Wouldn't touch it for my life 

I don't wanna be your friend. I just wanna be your broker. No matter the shorts. No matter the margin calls. Forget about your savings fund. And I’ll burn mine. Fall off the charts. And get swept under. Denial, denial. Infrastructure will collapse. From volume spikes. Throw your trades in the hole. Kiss your wife's boyfriend goodnight. Forget about your savings fund. And I’ll burn mine.

i like how the SLV fund dragged the futures down and not vice versa...  nothing to see here, no fraud

Maybe the 3x leverage fund was not a good idea

epstein and bitcoin. bitcoin had 5 core developers early on funded by the Bitcoin Foundation which went bankrupt. israel sends epstein with money to Joi Ito at MIT to swoop in and fund these orphaned devs.

Tom Lee fund sitting on over a 6 Billion dollar Unrealized loss, when are they gonna realize LMAO

Remembering the time I gambled my entire wedding fund in 2024, lost most of it and made it all back before wedding. 50k-> 10k -> 53k fun times

Eventually, sure. But the correction will just make a new baseline going forward. There are still 4-5 macro reasons why it still goes up. Speculation in the form of over-leveraged clients betting on GLD and SLV contracts was castrated for a reason. I'll buy gold at 4,500. Meanwhile my GLD put hedges will fund it.

My spy allocation is my emergency fund.

The stock market is my emergency fund

I don’t have an emergency fund.

Tom Fat Cuck Lee’s fund is sitting on a 6 billion dollar unrealized loss in ETH, what a fucking bozo 🧑‍🦼‍➡️

Rumor is that a big fund is blowing up

I am smarter than half of the hedge fund managers

If I were a billionaire or global financial institution and was tipped on the timing of a strike on Iran, and the prospect of another regional or world war, one thing I'd do is sell my USA-listed silver and coin ETFs and buy physical. I might let this process of large fund outflows spiral out and crash the market to bring the whole market (physical and paper) down, for an incredible buy opportunity. And I might have my futures or arbitrage strategies ready to go for an event like that. An event like that could most certainly tank the wider market, cause a relief bounce in the USD for a couple days, and tank all growth or alternative energy sectors.

Made $615 in January. You guys want in on my hedge fund?