FUND

It was reported two weeks ago that fund managers were running low on cash, in addition, furloughs don't get that money in IRAs/401ks.

*US MONEY-MARKET FUND ASSETS HIT RECORD $7.53 TRILLION AT ICI

• ⁠entire market gets propped up by openAI committing to spending with every large AI player • ⁠comes out and says that they don’t have the money to fund all these commitments • ⁠bulls still coping in the comments talking about “V incoming”

BLOOMBERG: OPENAI CEO SAM ALTMAN TO FUND OPENAI OPERATIONS BY WORKING PART TIME AT WENDY’S

Ok, trump gonna make hedge fund managers become municipal cleaners. Only way to make money is to work.

Yeah the dips would be great to buy if my money wasn’t tied up -20% lmao. Not dumping more into this gambling fund

Guys it’s because Pelosi announced retirement. All the hedge fund managers don’t have anyone else to get their insider info.

Maybe if we all gather our money and create our own hedge fund, we can start rug pulling these bitch ass MMs too. So how much do we have between us? Like tree fiddy, maybe four?

What if Nancy Pelosi decides to start a new hedge fund in retirement??

His fund Scion makes a bunch of money

We always talk about options, but how do you make money from shares. I know sitting on an index fund is a good idea, but what else?

anonymous donations from poor gamblers to citadel coke fund

does 🥭 have enough money to fund a new generation of Minutemen or is he margin called

Apparently it's 100% acceptable to ask the government for $1tr because you overpromised everything on unprofitable slop. But asking for your $147 SNAP benefit to be disbursed? Fuck off, disgusting peasant, we have AI porn to fund with your tax dollars.

well I mean it's right at ATH, just passed $5T cap last week. But you mean today? People are realizing OpenAI doesn't have the money to fund all this compute they're trying to get built.

All while the gov is too poor to fund healthcare subsidies or food stamps lmao

Honestly, fuck Jensen with this "US will lose to China on AI" bullshit. OpenAI and Nvidia are reportedly trying to get federal government guarantees to fund their data center debt -- AKA, socialize the losses and privatize the profits. Greedy motherfuckers.

Q2 2025: Hedge fund ownership of JOB **decreased** by **10K** shares vs Q1. This is not investment advice.

Jensen states that the US is in a losing path against China in the AI war Altman states that his company needs more funds from the government since liquidity available to him is drying up No way Jensen is fear mongering to force the government to fund OpenAI right? No way the elites are all in cahoots right?

This to me screams that they are out of money and no one is willing to fund any further. Why else would they beg the government

- entire market gets propped up by openAI committing to spending with every large AI player - comes out and says that they don’t have the money to fund all these commitments - bulls still coping in the comments talking about “futures don’t matter”

I don’t think they will publicly unwind them. I think it’ll just be ignored and forgotten about and they will never actually fund these commitments, obviously.

>So their solution is let's just rob everyone else directly to fund their shit. Meh, sounds like pretty normal American corpos raping our tax dollars shit.

Now they're scrapping the IPO because it will be blatantly obvious how much of a GD scam and cash burning bonfire it is. Scam Altman doesn't own a single share of his own company and can't even answer a simple question. >How can a company with 13 billion in revenues, make 1.4 trillion of spend commitments?? You know, and you've heard the criticism, Sam. https://x.com/wallstreetpro/status/1984918982369869828 So their solution is let's just rob everyone else directly to fund their shit.

NYC is supposed to be for trust fund kids, how could you think otherwise?

While we’ve never had a socialist NYC mayor y’all act like there’s never been rent control before there. Impossible for anyone to live in Manhattan anymore other than trust fund kids

Nobody scams your mom out of her retirement fund like I do

The power companies have already built the infrastructure and have organizational structures that need to be paid and profit that needs to be generated. If suddenly everybody in America switched over to light bulbs they used 90% less power, the power company still needs to fund the organizational structure and the infrastructure. The only way to do that when people are consuming less power is to raise power rates.  It was about 2 years after led adoption that our rates started increasing, and we're now paying more for less use than we did a decade ago.  This is not something in the last 3-4 years, either.

Watch, these cringe hedge fund owners will sell after hours.

Donating my gains today to the Epstein Memorial Ballroom fund

no taxes on social security sounds like a great idea it's great that the fund will run out before I can get any of the money I put in

Imagine managing a fund and having 80% of it devoted to shorting two powerhouse stocks.

Fund managers are having it rough this year

is it still no eat november for bynd holders or did they fund snap 🤔

We were never seeing that money go to help the country regardless. Let's be honest. It's Donny's slush fund for billionaire handouts.

seems obvious, but apparently needs to be spelled out: if there were a bubble, hedge fund managers wouldn't be on CNBC telling you about it.

Every hedge fund on earth just salty about NYC mayor. Also they hate you and don't want you to make money

There’s our little hedge fund manager. How is the market going

Citadel, the hedge-fund firm run by the billionaire Ken Griffin, sent an email in June urging its employees in New York to vote, and warned about “candidates with extreme views inconsistent with your values,” according to a copy viewed by The Wall Street Journal. 👀

As of November 5, 2025, major technology companies heavily investing in AI have significantly ramped up bond issuances to fund their expansions. With over $200 billion in issuances reported in recent months, driven by surging capital expenditures (capex) that are outpacing cash flows. See oracle Credit default swaps blowing up, and meta not far behind. It only takes one pillar to fall in a foundation for the whole building to collapse. 

Fund managers: yknow what tech stocks are overvalued so let us rotate into 50p/e value plays Costco and Walmart lmao

If we b-line back to ATH off a government reopening then some manipulated data, I'll fund one of those wells in Africa or some shit with the profits

Republ*cans getting absolutely stomped in elections tonight lmaooo Open up the government and fund the ACA, bitches

which hedge fund got blown up this time

November will be a sucky month since lots of fund managers are doing tax loss harvesting. We will go green in December again.

Let us pray. 🥭 has been too busy on soy beans and shoemer. He has not built a sovereign wealth fund on 🌽 yet.

Imagine NVDA decided to fund SNAP (\~$20 billion) as a gesture of good will.

“Investor Michael Burry disclosed on Monday that his hedge fund, Scion Asset Management, has taken positions against tech heavyweights Nvidia (NVDA) and Palantir (PLTR).” Source: Yahoo Finance.

Norway wealth fund rejected Musk's pay package and it might be the catalyst that leads all the other big dick swinging boys to reject that isn't part of the Elon fanboy club. This is bullish AF it means there's somebody competent and sane taking over Tesla leadership

MM's just shaking out the weak and getting 🌈🐻 to fund the push over 700 by eoy