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Is the Iran campaign a cover for pulling out the troops and then downsizing the military to fund the B2 purchase

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Last I checked… Roughly speaking, the US needs to figure out how to refinance, on average, around 175 to 200 billion in debt (notes bills and bonds) per week. People stop buying our debt, and our credit card rates all go up both personal and to fund the government. China slows down buying debt, probably a warning on doing anything against Iran.

When Elon says we won't need jobs in the future, here is his plan. In the next earnings call, Elon will promise that TSLA is projected to make 1 quadrillion dollars profit in the next quarter. The algorithims, automatically believing this, will send TSLA up to 100,000+ per share. It will also bring SPY to like 5000 in a single day. Massive wealth will be created for everybody holding a simple s&p 500 index fund in their portfolio or retirement account. Everybody will be able to retire.

Who wants to bet, the Super Bowl will be the distraction fund managers need to dump 🌽 while the consumers aren’t looking?

Bout to make truffles with everclear. Trying to get it up to around as boozy as one shot of vodka per truffle. Maybe I’ll be able to start a small business with that to fund my retardation.

Why is pedocoin pumping lol? Billionaires coordinating hard to get their shitty pedocoins cashed out before it goes to 0? Mango literally going to buy all the pedocoins with government dollars, effectively creating a national pedophilia fund enriching those that used buttcorn to sex traffic children and making the US government exit liquidity for them? Unreal.

So Russia used its banks to fund the war has no way to repay the banks and will likely print a shit ton of money. How do I short rubles without shorting them?

I feel like beating the market ain't that hard if you're a professional fund with access to all data and lots of smart people. Institutions rotating out of tech? Buy tech now at a discount. Institutions rotating into tech? Buy boomer stocks now at a discount.

"Just put your money into a safe index fund and forget it." me, a contrarian: "Time to look up inverse S&P500 funds."

We predict a cold, wet spring and a hot, dry summer to impact corn harvests across the United Stated. Our thesis remains unchanged, and our fund will continue to buy, dehydrate, and store Physical Corn.

you think some financial advisor is going to compete with this level of trading?  you'd need an active hedge fund and because they have huge aums, you'd get good stock trades (maybe) and have 10-20% per year.

me before wsb "Put in as much as I can into a Roth IRA and 401k, stick to a safe index fund, and enjoy slow growth that compounds more with each year! :)" me after wsb "VTSAX is doing a classic dead cat bounce and the top is undoubtedly in. Best to exit all markets or short if possible. The S&P 500 is going straight to zero."

its also how the pdf elite fund their cheese pizza

Last May they sent me a free 2nd RAM kit because my first one was delayed, like okay I didn't really need another 96GB of RAM but sure. That backup RAM kit is now my retirement fund.

Took out a $35 million loan from Sofi at 71% interest so I can self fund a Super Bowl ad for my thriving khakis for 45x32 chode men line

200k is worth worrying about percentages, you sold amazon at a loss to put the money in a money market fund? Bro go find a financial advisor before you ruin yourself, you take losses on speculative beta stocks and use them to hedge your tax bill on your blue chip shit. If you were talking about tesla I’d get it, but fucking amazon? They never do well on their earnings, it doesn’t stop them from being amazon. Go look at their last decade and compare it to 3.5%

For my personal trading, 200k in one stock is significant. That's what I had in Amzn. Taking the net from the sale and putting into a damn money market fund at 3.5% is better than leaving it to rot in Amzn for a year plus. I don't take shots on what I consider to be high beta stocks.

have i found a free money hack? I own tons of QQQ and I write OTM CSPs on QQQM. Even if I get exercised, I just sell the QQQ for the QQQM which is the same fund with a lower expense. Sure I pay cap gains, but will eventually anyway.

My dad gave me some money for Christmas so I wanted to try to build a AI fund that runs whenever the markets open and trades stocks based on its own analysis and I the human never like to intervene just gave it across to X, Ability to Search the Internet, and Buy/Sell Stocks/get market data.

When that mutual fund update hits on a big green day 👨🏻‍🍳 🤌

Has anybody just thought of selling loads of TSLA puts on deep red days. I think 🍈has too many fanboys and rich hedge fund friends to let the company fail. It seems like free money.

Can one of you slow adults figure out another nostalgic company getting shorted by a hedge fund than we can rally behind and get rich off of? That was fun, actually investing is gay.

Going cash to fund the science and research to bring Wooly Mammoths back. Later dorks.

Why should american taxpayers fund the force needed to take care of the entire planet's problems? I don't entirely agree with that statement, but it's the other side of the argument, and it's a legitimate take

CRYPTO-HOARDING FIRMS RISK MARKET CONTAGION Crypto-hoarding treasury companies (DATs), which fueled last year’s crypto rally, now threaten broader markets as selling pressure mounts. With Bitcoin down nearly 50% from its October peak, DATs without revenue may be forced to sell crypto to fund operations, creating “narrative contagion” that could spook investors. Recent sales by firms like Ethzilla and FG Nexus show the risk is real. Falling DAT stock prices and ETF outflows could push Bitcoin toward $50K–$55K. Vulnerable companies include Enlivex, Twenty One Capital, and Evernorth, while better-capitalized firms like The Smarter Web Company remain solvent, having avoided risky debt structures. Hughes calls it the “Hotel California trade”: easy to check in with crypto holdings, but hard to exit without crashing the market.

True. I’ll double down on my puts with my wife’s money to fund her valentines gift

Stress been ATH lately, time to index fund this fugazi

This was probably just a coordinated liquidation to fund the build out 

“Holy fuck Amazon is spending more than we thought on chips” Dumb fuck fund managers: “shit quick sell google”.

This is my fault guys. I just moved my 401k from a “stable fund” to 100% tech like 3 days ago. Sorry.

He was profitable, he closed the fund because he didn’t want to file his positions every quarter and deal with the publicity from it. He bought BABA at 70, profited well on Este lauder, he was doing well for sure.

Didn't he close his fund because he is literally wrong like 90% of the time

every international fund realized at the same time that the US AI industry is hyper mega regarded

Overextended on a retirement fund for 30% gape friend

The Lambo fund is now the honda civic fund! SO MUCH WINNING

Forced fund liquidations haven’t even started yet.

kinda crazy bitcoin was funded by epstein more than likely to fund human trafficking without being tracked

Imagine naming your fund Master Strategy, then changing the name to Strategy, and having the worst strategy of all time.

US gov is probably infighting as we speak rubio preparing his coalition vance asking daddy trump for his next steps scottie trying to find a position as a partner in some middle eastern fund

We need a 50-60% correction on every single asset except houses. No one under $450k salary or setup with a 1 million trust fund from parents should own a house. Upper middle class and down needs to feel extreme economic pain.

I'm with ya man...down like $100K just in index fund port lol. Stock ports down like 30%+ this last month I don't even want to talk about that lmao

what do you mean my emergency fund shouldn’t be in spy weeklies

Buying calls on SNDK yesterday is going to get me a foreclosure on my home and it divorced. Don’t do options kids. Buy an index fund and grind

Im sweating, but imagine fund managers rn

Perhaps another fund, bank or institution got liquidated again overnight.

Imagine being a fund manager and seeing GOOGL pull in 400b+ with +48% cloud growth and deciding to sell the stock ♿️

Dip buying mood how about RKLB or more AMD? Thoughts? 65k in money market fund about to buy shares

fyi 91b capex could fund an equivalent of 303,333 employees with 300k salary each