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Damn son start your fund

five horseman of the bull-pocalypse: \-1. Burry liquidating his Fund and Pelosi retiring signaling peak bull market \-2. 🥭 WW3 and Venezuela War, Bubba Incident, failing US Economy \-3. Japan financial and debt crisis \-4. Corn falling to zero \-5. Thiel, Softbank and many other hedge funds shorting NVDA despite NVDA holding up the stock market

Don't worry the loans are insured. (The fund can pay 10% of the loaned amount before it goes bust)

When big fund managers are scoffing at bubble remarks you know it’s time to sell.

Breaking News: FullCopy Investment Fund is selling all of its holding of NVDA shares. It is valued around $400. It is believed this is what’s causing the drop.

Any of you remember when TransMedics were accused of industrial scale organ harvesting by a hedge fund and then hearing nothing about it for months?

who remembers when WSB sentiment was allegedly being scraped by hedge fund algos. wow

She is selling her meme fund

Elon is expected to borrow heavily from Tesla “shareholders” to fund xAI projects. He will then turn around and claim Robotaxi/Robots use xAI infrastructure and then charge Tesla regards a subscription fee for said cloud and AI service. Rinse and repeat as he takes shareholder value away from one hand into the privately held other hand. I’m waiting to see who bats an eye when he says Tesla is on the hook for the next 3 $50B data centers

Guys I run a hedge fund and my clients are immensely wealthy and powerful people, and I’m responsible for investing their money. Should I invest in internet money that does absolutely nothing, shiny rocks that do absolutely nothing, brand new companies that make absolutely no money, or blue chip mega cap tech companies that print profits, grow revenue and eps, and innovate? This is a tough one! QQQ/NVDA/GOOGL calls. TQQQ shares. QQQ 650 by EOY.

michael beary should stop speaking in hedge fund and start speaking in regard because idk if he means puts or calls

"crypto is fake money' - meanwhile his retirement fund is 30% crypto related

Thiel sold to fund his Epstein defence case You ain’t kidding anyone about meeting him for tax advice

Lol I just got an ad from a no-name fund company for a leveraged 2x ETF on a micro cap nuclear energy company. Definitely not indicative that the market is overheating. Nothing to see here.

El Salvador boss going to be selling lemonade soon to fund government! From 🌽to🍋 hehehehe

3x leveraged mag 7 etf a good idea or will the market crash and liquidate the fund the second i invest into it?

People getting bullish on buffets Google buy don't realize that they sold like 2.3x more AAPl than they bought googl and that Bill Gates reduced his MSFT also. Buffet fund has lots of time, so don't buy unless you can hold long term..

Credit default swaps for mag7 still rising. MAG7 is undergoing a phase shift from asset-light free cash flow monsters that funneled their retained earnings into endless stock buybacks into asset-heavy machines with agressive amortization schedules and levering up to further fund the AI capex build as runway for self-FCF-funded AI capex buildouts nears its end.  As that levering up occurs for assets with agressive amortization (GPUs), credit spreads and CDS need to rerate to better reflect this change. These aren't the FCF darlings they were 5 years ago. Tldr they getting balls deep in debt to fund their AI buildout and the market doesn’t like it.

The top is in children. About a year late, but the fact that all the AI players are now borrowing money to fund capital is the key. And market is acting Skittish as fuck

This fund returned less than 15% this year😂😂😂

It’s a pullback the fuck are you on about. Shit probably rips into end of year the hedge fund managers are underwater and missing out on their bonuses.

Admin plans to scrap a Biden-era rule making airlines pay passengers $200–$750 for delays they caused Delta and United each donated $1M to his inaugural fund

renaissance fund swap out nvida for meta. Kind of crazy. also rip richard simons.

That's barely a week's of worth of work maybe stop gambling and just invest in an index fund 

Berkshire introduces its new fund manager: Cathie Wood

"The US drew nearly $900 million from its account at the International Monetary Fund last month just as Argentina received the same amount as a deadline loomed for it to repay an IMF loan, the Financial Times reports, citing IMF data. That’s separate from the US Treasury’s purchase of pesos as Argentina’s currency was wobbling in the run-up to an election that Trump ally Javier Milei’s party ultimately won. It looks increasingly likely that a private-sector $20 billion loan Treasury had been organizing on Wall Street won’t be needed."

Is trump going to fund 500b in US s&p stock purchases to pump the economy?

# Nancy Pelosi announces her retirement #Warren Buffett says he'll no longer write the Berkshire annual letter #Michael Burry announces closure of his fund #The White House says last month's job report will likely never be released #Bitcoin falls below $100,000

Told my fiancée the house fund was gone. She’s spending the week at her parents. I think I finally fucked up

# Looks like Michael Berry reopened his fund

shorts are about to fund the next leg up into the weekend

every fuckin day I gotta wake up and worry about the value of an index fund losing value. It's a miserable experience but still somehow less miserable than if I didnt do it.

Why are you applying here Dave? I worked at a hedge fund but convinced my firm to sell AI stocks. Alright, let’s start with how to work the fryer and we’ll go from there.

Articles out here really be like "some family fund buys 779 shares of Tesla" Thats like 300k, we have bigger yolo's on fake meat around here than that.

Imagine being a gay hedge fund manager and trying to tank this market so you can finally buy in and show your investors profitability before year end, but every dip just gets bought out like crazy by a bunch of degens maxing out their moms credit card.  It’s not what’s happening, but I like to imagine that it is 

I lost my fiancée and I’s house fund I’m so fckuckd!

Burry closing his hedge fund was the top

Bers root against the economy just so they can fund their Airpods savings account

Retail bounce Followed by hedge fund dump

From Reuters, "Michael Burry, the investor whose successful bets against the U.S. housing market in 2008 were recounted in the movie "The Big Short," is closing his hedge fund, Scion Asset Management. In a letter to investors dated October 27, a copy of which was seen by Reuters, Burry said he would liquidate the funds and return capital, "but for a small audit/tax holdback" by the end of the year." What does it mean by "small audit/tax holdback"? "

They are having meetings behind close doors again and then everything sells off the following days…”You don’t know that! You don’t know that they are trading on insider info! There’s no evidence!”….except a pattern forming, this is like the 3rd of 4th time. Last time I think Bessent met with Hedge Fund CEOs and the following days the market took off.

im closing my hedge fund too, and going to announce that on social media. just so it reverses this shit

OK, this Michael Burry news might be one of the greatest (actual) 4d chess moves I've ever seen Wall Street is infamous in its brutality toward market timing signals -- "blood in the street" etc Case in point, back in 2016 when Aubrey McClendon literally died, it was taken as a sign of a major bottom in Nat Gas prices-- (ya, they used his suicide as a signal) So if Burry is as slick as I think he is, he just announced the shutting down of his fund as a masterful bait-and-switch in order to trigger the sell signal that he wanted all along Consider the details of the letter and news: -He's shutting down hedge fund (this gives Wall Street their "blood-in-street" signal / a famous BEAR throws in towel / topping signal for ruthless Wall Street) -He's liquidating fund and returning money to investors "by year-end" -He's opening Family Office to manage his private wealth Nov 25th (doesn't mean the existing fund will be wound down by that date though / he has all of Dec.) ... if the stock averages track my Model and see a nasty decline during this current 4 session window (tracking great so far) -- followed by the worst December performance in the history of the market-- Burry might have just baited WS with a self-serving topping signal that will work HUGELY to his benefit as Wall Street SELLS and pumps his bearish bets over the coming 7 weeks This would allow him to "liquidate" (cover short positions) and take profits in PUTS and actually post a big positive performance number for his fund partners prior to the distribution of their $-- going out on TOP and possibly even creating another book/movie about this gamesmanship Remember that the letter said nothing about huge draw-downs-- it was framed more as a "giving up hope" / "my approach is no longer working" type of letter I think Burry just played them again We shall see As always, good luck

Michael burry closing his fund down really was the top

Sitting in a money market fund right now feels a lot like watching NASCAR when every driver took a shot of Malört before the race.

#Michael Bury closing his hedge fund was the generational top LMAO🤌

Saylor is having a garage sale tomorrow to fund another round of Bitcoin purchase

this market is baffling. it dumps on tariffs and dumps on tariffs being reduced. it doesn't care about the shut down and then dumps when the shutdown ends. a bear with a dumb premise that's been wrong over and over gives up and closes his fund. somehow, this is super bearish? like, we should trust the retard who bought pltr 50Ps.

Without wsb, risk takers, retards, there would be no index fund lovers. We gotta buy more calls, seek more risk, take out generational debt. So our wife’s boyfriends’ ETFs can get pumped to the moon.

The market crash began the day after Michael Burry closed his fund We are living in a simulation