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SPY is a meme stock now. jfc the worlds largest index fund has no stability

The epic transfer of wealth from delusional retail bulls to fund managers on wall st.

It does seem crazy, but he also controls the fund which countries pay into to join the "Board of Peace". It's really unclear who owns that money, whether it's the US government or some private entity owned by 🥭 personally.

I GUARANTEE the reason he wants tariffs is because he is skimming money out of that fund.

Puts on Arizona the state passed a bill to hold 🌽 in reserve fund

Buttcorn is backed by the energy used to create it. my burned toast is basically a sovereign wealth fund now.

If you want safe get an index fund

>What Are Your Moves Tomorrow Stay in a money market fund, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow ~~over~~ up.

Anyone else have cartels cashing out their buttcorn to fund their terrorism on their bingo card? just me?

Is it possible 🌽 got a sharp selloff after the Sunday is almost over, because some fund wait until future to open to calculate how much margin calls it has to meet, and 🌽 is the only one it can take action now?

So somehow there is the FIFA at the board of peace ? LMFAO, between this and the 10 billion slush fund, they are not even trying to hide it anymore

can't wait for 24hr market so the Sovereign Wealth Fund of Mogadishu can dump my $NBIS to $4 at 225am on a volume of six traded shares

I saw a post on the main page where a guy was happy he dug himself out a 5 year hole and got back to even. All the comments were "now adjust for inflation, you actually lost money", "imagine if you'd just put in an index fund" Bro, we all know you mofos arent green all time. Quit acting like youre just VTI and chill. This is WSB, we all know you arent even following your own advice. We're all just gamblers here.

$NFLX going to have to fund a biopic about Don Jr. and Eric to get the WBD deal greenlit

trust fund

lost $500 gambling bought 2k of a safe index fund as a punishment

I literally just opened a new brokerage account to utilise for long term savings. On Friday. *Just* deposited funds and *just* made one purchase of a target date retirement index fund. And I got an email saying I’m recognized as a pattern day trader.

This is why i switched to international fund

*good boy fund* $GBF

Companies should pay voluntary tariffs to a smart boy fund

Not gonna talk about the 10 billion slush fund 🥭 is setting up ? Those 150 days tariffs are just a handy distraction

If you have a single investment in anything crypto you should commit yourself to an asylum and donate all your cash to the human fund.

I just switched my 401k to an international fund that's up 40% on 1 year basis. I'm buying the top.

If Iran gets hit this weekend, my FBTC 57p gonna print when they sell all their btc to fund a response. Right?

Because 200B will get refunded to corporations who will improve their debt to cash positions, increase their profit margins, or fund growth operations 🥭 is cucked now. His response was flaccid

I would not envy anyone trying to explain to the average Wall St. fund manager how Crowdstrike works. They probably figure it's as easy to replace as like Adobe Creative Studio.

tinfoil hat time, but what if this was just a ruse to gather a massive slush fund to return to corporations? I mean think about it, front end they get charged tariffs for imports, a good bit of which is passed on to the consumer. then, tariffs are struck down as illegal, opening up refund lawsuits where they can recoup the tariff payments, but not pass the refunds onto consumer TLDR: owe10 bucks, pass 5 of the cost onto the consumer pay 5 yourself. year later you get 10 back and pay nothing to the consumer. you've gained 5 bucks doing nothing but funneling the consumers money to yourself  

I wish I could have the balls and conviction like that PA farmer that refused to sell his land for $15M to data centers. Instead sold it for $2M for a conservation fund. Great men like him are a dying breed.

His ballroom renovation fund in shambles

How tf is the felon's slush fund stock DJT actually up?

Using 10B of US money to fund a private, non checks and balances organization ran by the sitting US president may be the most openly corrupt thing that’s happened with this shit so far and that’s saying something. People who look at this and defend it while they struggle behind the Wendy’s dumpster genuinely can’t have an IQ over 70

Credit expansion that invested in infrastructure that was sorely needed to modernize an aging economy is very far from garbage, but ok. I'd say credit expansion at a rate never seen before to fund wealthy tax cuts is utter garbage, but I guess we ascribe to completely different economic theories.

Just full ported into a gold tracker fund, market is too volatile

damn they really let you bet on anything and instant fund with a debit card same day xdd

🥭 appointed an loss-leading closet wsb regard hedge fund manager to head the US treasury and you are bullish.

The tax payer will fund that. The corporations will get the money back. Shit will moon

why would the smart students go become teachers for terrible wages when they can go to some quant fund and make millions

EWY bud. Most of it this fund is made up of two companies Samsung and sk Hynix the 2 biggest memory chip companies in the world. Makes up like 35% of south Korea’s market.

Delulu idea that probably won't happen: USA drones trike fail, Iran gets the drone, reverse engineering it. Use the reverse-engineered drone to strike Israel, Israel asks USA to fund them again, Iran's battle operations will last more than another 15 years, the USA has to print more money to cover costs. Also, the Middle East will be in war with each other for some reason, oil prices skyrocketed.

Wish I had more buying power, should I set up a go fund me?

Hedge Fund manager , James Cordier , apologizes to 290 clients after losing $150 million of their money while trading Call Options on Gas futures😂😂😂 risk management?

I think she's in mostly straight up growth indexes with a sprinkle of target date fund here and there

Can't have Healthcare but do have 10 billion to fund Gaza. Are Gazans going to be called the new grifters

hey wait, i wanna skim gov dollars into my private fund too, NO FAIR!

2025 some of the highest earning fund managers: bill ackman 1B david tepper 3.2B steven cohen 3.4B

Tesla and carvana both use interparty transactions to boost profit… Tesla uses xAI to fund its autopilot software off balance sheet

I say we pool our money together and start our own hedge fund. We rug pull MMs. I got five on it, who else?

The parents should be fund managers.

New baby has been awake since 3am. I'm ready to lose his college fund today. Let's get it.

JUST IN: Blue Owl permanently halts redemptions at private credit fund aimed at retail investors, per FT