FUND

My port’s basically a charity supporting hedge fund manager’s yacht payments and cocaine habits at this point.

I'm seriously thinking of YOLO'ing all my emergency fund on RDDT

Can’t wait for electric bills to be $9k a month so we can fund AI memes

Remember when Trump had that interview in the White House after that day in April where we got the biggest green candle? The one with all the old rich people (fund owners and the like), where he said "this guy made a billion, and this guy made a billion"? My tinfoil take: He told them to put the algos in pump mode, "or else". It's my tinfoil-canon reason for why the market can't tolerate any meaningful dip. Calls. 👏🏻

1920-2024: Buy spy index fund and forget about it 2025: Buy tsla and forget about it

Chat really doesn't learn do they... stop getting fucking baited by a poker player. You dumb fucks just told me what your fund is buying... thnx for the alpha again.

Sir, everyone who follows me knows I'm probably not dumb, but I play it. Smart people play dumb. It's just fucking hilarious when a dude who runs a $20-40b fund gets caught. I got a few. No meme. I've had more "rich fucks" in my dm's than ya'll think. Turns out some of them are interested in paper and how he plays. Why?? -> because he's winning

context: some monkey with "-CEO" name on his account got baited. Monkey lol. He immediatley deleted his shit, but I saw. I did \~30s of DD. He runs a \~40b fund. lol. Don't do that sir, we play poker. You revealed your hand.

Don't get baited by a shitposter. If you do you're actually regarded. Bonus points if you run a fund you monkeys. I caught more than one of ya'll, thanks for punting me over a milly in alpha. Thnx

Added NFLX and AMZN to the fund today.... Wen Moon?

No hedge fund will ever short this market again, and nobody holding stocks will sell ever again. This is the only conclusion I can make from today's price action.

#In the old days they used to hang bank robbers. Now we make them fund managers and market makers LMAO🤌

its so tempting to just throw my emergency fund in this only go up market but i know if i did that, market would crash next day

What’s with this volume? Was unaware hedge fund managers are government employees.

"But.... but premarket WAS RED!" Some regarded Ber, probably.  Keep on betting against the third industrial revolution you guys.  Hedge fund managers wholeheartedly thank you for your service.  Maybe the US will enter in a recession by the end of the year 😂. Keep on holding onto that sweet deprecating cash so you can panic buy at the top in 4 years, just moments before the bubble bursts!

Greatest deal maker in the world couldn't make a deal to fund the government he's in charge of lmao it's over

this is America, we love free markets. That’s why we: - use a sovereign wealth fund to take stakes in companies - pressure companies with political consequences for extrajudicial dealings - allow alogos to trade for institutional capital - bailout companies with taxpayer dollars (for them to continue to buyback stock and golden parachute useless CEOs) - make it illegal to not have certain insurance policies - circumvent congressional proceedings to impose taxes on American citizens at-will - use market circuit breakers Did someone say circuit breakers?

Can I still use my EBT card to fund my account?

You’d be surprised how many people at my job don’t know what an index fund is, and rather pay a guy to underperform the S&P 500 😂