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amd bers gonna have a long talk at this years christmas on how they blew the trust fund on amd 0dtes AGAIN LMAO 🤌

I had no idea “alpha male boot camps” were an unironically real thing until today. I can actually charge dudes 20,000 dollars to do a bunch of gay shit for three days and then send them off with a certificate? I know what’s gonna fund my gambling from now on

Which means I’m about 1 more quarter until my clients want a gold fund or ETF in their 401k investment menus.

calling MSTY an 'income fund' is basically false advertising at this point

BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%

If bezos can stop selling his AMZN shares to fund his wife’s plastic surgery and his fucking blue origin company, maybe AMZN might go up instead of being a dogshit stock

Multi-tiered, triggering, but interesting thought: I would love to see a study on the correlation of video game hours played to income earned (non trust fund)

Puts at the right time are eventually going to make some hedge fund billions on these things

>PAUL TUDOR JONES SEES FED FUND RATE AT 2.5 OR 2.75 IN A YEAR Sir ill take as many fixed rate loans as I can And I'll buy physical gold with it

Tell him you’re starting an AI company so he loans you 30% of the fund

What can he do with only one tool in hand-Fed fund rate?

I would rather work at McDonalds than work at fund where I would have to present Intel as a top 5 holding to a prospective client. Literally a humiliation ritual

I crunched the numbers and basically if I had done absolutely nothing other than take my employer’s 401k match for the last 15 years and invest it into whatever boomer fund they offered, I’d still be slightly ahead of where I am now. That said I’m now 15 years closer to death so it almost seems irresponsible to not just keep going yolo on options at this point.

Seems like the big banks leaked their earnings reports for tomorrow to some hedge fund friends.

I work in IT for a private hedge fund and I love seeing the faces of the traders and managers who have to continually bet their careers on the 2 am toilet tweets of a Mango.

Ok bulls. You win. I gave up my travel fund, (would’ve been to 5-6 countries in October) to short quantum and failed :)

Wow cant even buy calls or puts cause fund are unsettled

What if instead of picking the wrong mining stock every time, I could buy some kind of collection or "fund" of ALL of them...

TIME FOR THE BIGGEST SELL OFF OF ALL TIME TO FUND BARRONS NEXT ADVENTURE

Here are the facts about the Isreal peace deal: * U.S. pays Israel an extra $10,000,000,000/year to put down their guns * Hamas puts down their guns if Isreal does too * White House Office for Special Peace is created to fund the ongoing obligation for manufactured peace

money market fund

So OKLO is the defensive play huh? Even though they won’t get anything going until 2028 when the next bozo will have to clean up all of 🥭 ‘s garbage and may not even fund them well…

oh it's "hedge" fund, not "edge" fund. thought they were edging the market or gooning or something

Robinhood won’t settle fund today. If you ask the support they’ll tell you. They will settle it tomorrow

Trump and his cronies are clearly making bank betting the correct way based on what he gonna tweet so no matter what direction the market orange man makes money. Him magically backing down today on Tariff retaliation either means one of his hedge fund whores forgot to dump his calls and Trump is bailing him out OR the Chinese have made some kind of last min back door deal with Trump himself.

Remember when we paid taxes to fund a government of streamers

I need to set aside a hoe fund for weekends like this

We are on the verge of a HUUGEE sell off after Q4 because fund managers sweating for not catching April dip but because of how stupid retail is and will buy the dip, calls until Nov💀

Imagine if the gubbermint was a hedge fund, insider traded for all of us and gave us money back instead of taxes.

lol, they nuked Treasury's CDFI Fund. Rural small banks and credit unions are fuked. Calls on M&A, puts on KRE

Guys guys, I’m opening a fund and already has 2 clients and 200k committed. I’m about to be a real professional now

I can’t believe I lost it all yesterday. I was full port calls. How do I explain to my fiancée that I lost the wedding fund, house fund, and retirements. 😞

Spiritually still a bear but I just threw in another $1.5k into my index fund for next week

Imagine paying the taxes that fund these people

Why would china not play hardball? Our government can't even fund itself and the president put on a chart that he's getting people a 645% discount

Looks like Trump's new metric of success is the daily loss of the Norwegian sovereign wealth fund.

*Alright hedgies and trust fund kids. All we've seen for the last six weeks parabolic up move is million dollar profits from million dollar portfolios. We wanna see some million dollar losses.*

All those big fund money managers are waiting for this trigger, from now on they will lock their gain for some time.

Can anyone donate to my anti-bankruptcy go fund me rn? 🤡

This is such bs. I had over 3k in realized gains at 9 am. My morning in weeks. I hit my goal for the week, and then some then 10 minutes later, I get smacked down 2 weeks' worth of gains from my index fund holdings?

Hilarious how I invest £25k in a fund last night and I instantly get fisted

POETards got scammed by a 75 million investment from the Canadian Lumberjack Pension Fund LMAO

BITF +16% **Bitfarms (NASDAQ/TSX: BITF)** converted its previously announced private debt facility from Macquarie to an up to **$300 million** project-specific financing for the Panther Creek data center campus in Pennsylvania. The company will draw an additional **$50 million**, for **$100 million drawn through closing**, to accelerate long‑lead equipment purchases and fund civil works and substation construction. Bitfarms expects to break ground in **Q4 2025** and targets energization for Phase 1 by **year-end 2026**. The Panther Creek campus is described as a **350 MW HPC/AI** development. [https://www.stocktitan.net/news/BITF/bitfarms-converts-macquarie-debt-facility-to-300m-project-financing-qxemp7qpm58g.html](https://www.stocktitan.net/news/BITF/bitfarms-converts-macquarie-debt-facility-to-300m-project-financing-qxemp7qpm58g.html)

I propose a new two fund portfolio for all my bogleheaded friends. Google. Gold. That’s it

It has been confirmed It is a hedge fund...MMCap They are the ones that bought 30 million earlier as well They got 75 million worth of shares for around 4 dollars this time around...probably dumping on retail already at current stock price

Lol...you're a bit late...it's already been revealed that it was a hedge fund that invested 75 million

Even if it is the hedge fund, someone has been loading up on leaps

It is already confirmed as per the SEC filing to be a hedge fund. And not just any hedge fund, but a Canadian hedge fund.

Very well. Buy calls to fund puts and puts to fund calls 😎

Ya hedge fund isn’t as exciting as a big AI player but it’s still huge. Volume is still super juicy, narrative similar to OPEN so I think it still has legs.