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Which hedge fund do you work for??? 😡

Why did none of you tell me to put my life savings + my parents retirement fund into BYND last week

The crazy thing is there was a hedge fund shorting a stock worth less than a dollar. Get a life losers. Now pay up. 12 by open seems reasonable of people were to be smart about holding.

March calls on your favorite stocks, don’t fuck with this market. 28% of stupid fund managers are beating their benchmarks this year. They are going to manipulate it all the way up. Buy every dip. Rug pulling as many retailers as they want. Don’t give it to them.

Imagine buying a fund from a guy that was alive before cars were invented.

It's so bullish, it's actually better to put your 6 month emergency fund into the market. Ain't nothing is gonna break this market. SPY 1000

What if we start the WSB fund, which tracks the WSB leader board stocks?

Mods are hedge fund pricks

Woah this is unreal. Another hedge fund or two might go down after this.

War in Ukraine. Russia has been smuggling it out cheap to fund their war.

I stole the jewels at the Louvre I need to fund my account

I don’t get how people don’t have money. It’s like bro just pull it out of your trust fund

I got $50k in my “fuck it” fund atm because I’m mostly liquid. What’s the play? Most upvoted comment that is slightly viable gets followed

Since the bots are sidelined, can a real human being give me a random stock tip that I can invest my kid's college fund into today?

Robinhood outta cash again. Someone setup a go fund me page for them.

After an absolutely smashing record of a year trading my entire portfolio like a ferret on Tylenol, I am now almost rivaling the long term performance of an S+P index fund.

Everything’s fine. Ai Capex will flex seal this problem. https://www.moneyweb.co.za/news/international/fed-staff-query-missing-1-4trn-hedge-fund-treasuries-pile/

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-10-17/fed-staff-query-missing-1-4-trillion-hedge-fund-treasuries-pile Fed made an oopsie daisies and found out they undercounted how much debt is owned on the Cayman Islands by 1.4 trillion. Oh and would you look at that it's owned by a bunch of bottom feeders funds leveraged 100 to 1 on bond futures going down and bond treasuries going up. This can only end well I think!

Well boys, looks like I'm selling my car to fund the brokerage account now. My last asset.

I wanna buy TSLA puts so badly, but no cash. Elon will start selling soon to fund xAI.

I would like to announce I stepped back into options today. Made $1000 on puts and yesterday I moved my entire 401k into the stable fund. CHEERS TO THE FINANCIAL RAPTURE

There goes my kids college fund. They’re too dumb to go to college anyway.

They announced a $2B partnership to fund their fuel facilities! https://www.tradingview.com/news/reuters.com,2025:newsml_L3N3VY0V8:0-oklo-to-receive-up-to-2-billion-investment-from-newcleo/

Who’s making a donation to a hedge fund today? I am feeling frisky!! 😈

Whenever we get a premarket like today, I'm reminded of the interview where a coked up Jim Cramer reminisced of his time managing a hedge fund.

Sure, it has but the financial situation for US has to dramatically improve for gold to go the other way. The world is buying gold because they don't believe the US can service its debt without money printing, so dollar will inflate. The fact the US can't even fund its government right now tells you how much financial trouble it is in.

Every professionally managed fund on the planet. Today is payday and all those 401k got a deposit. Being in here makes you think WSB actually matters. It does but only on memes.

I should have just bought a shit ton of some bogglehead mutual fund — I could sleep well at night instead of watching futures inverse me at midnight.

Welcome to America's favorite gameshow, Are You Smarter Than a Hedge Fund?

Hey guys beware of a certain "Trust Fund Baby" he goes by the name "cashflow" watch out!!!

I just wanna be my own trust fund baby

Been buying shit I think the brainworm will shill/fund like gene therapy and monoclonal antibody companies because the real market is ass

Gold and PM’s are stockpiled by governments to fund wars Gold and silver are also used in manufacturing electronics/weaponry  That’s why the price is skyrocketing plus FOMO from retail Crazy shits about to go down 

I work for Uncle Sam. He matches my retirement virgin fund 5%

Fertility is bullish. Population growth to fund the stock market ponzi

He's going to announce his new Crypto project, Charlie Coin. Barron will be the fund manager

just hold my hand and repeat after me, it’ll be okay it’ll be okay America won’t let my retirement fund crash

Insiders know that this call isn't going well. You know someone on the call is tipping of their hedge fund and banking buddies

VanEck dismissed concerns about an artificial intelligence (AI) bubble, emphasizing that the current surge in AI adoption is fundamentally different from the speculative frenzy of the late 1990s dot-com era. According to the exchange traded fund provider, today’s AI expansion is underpinned by tangible profits and significant infrastructure commitments rather than hype-driven speculation. During the dot-com boom, the investment institution said startups raced for growth with limited revenue and easy access to venture capital, often without sustainable business models. In contrast, the AI wave is being powered by some of the world’s most profitable technology companies, which are reinvesting substantial free cash flow into long-term infrastructure projects essential to maintaining competitiveness in the AI era.

Billionaire David Tepper of Appaloosa Dumped His Fund's Stake in Broadcom and 14X'd His Position in a Polarizing Healthcare Stock UNH!!!!

10% of my 401k fund is in TSM.

No shit. It's not for sale... I have a company with 1 partner that we do it under. My background pre trading was competitive programming. I do it on crypto markets due to the ease of access to those markets. Arbitrage is 0 sum and doesn't really need funding. We just self fund it all, and our niche corner of the market is more or less completely captured by us. We don't even tell people where we operate - that's a fools game and invites competition.

Should I tell my pregnant wife that I lost the entire house fund or try to make it back fuck oh fuck

If there also could be an inverse 3X fund to WSBR, I would surely own it..

Can we create an ETF called WSBR where the fund doesn't hold anything and just buys purely calls or purely puts depending on the day, moon cycles, and the weather? Feel like itd be game changing

Bought a ton of GEO, and a lil SBUX and LMT. They just look like bargains right now. Oh, sold most of my tech shit to fund it. Just seems like a good exit point, I'll buy back in next time we say something stupid about tariffs.

A good index fund for retiring includes 1.5% swings up and down every fucking day of the week

How can an index fund move like this, like is this for real? #WTF SPY

I wish i was one of these big fund managers, Rug pulling the entire market seems fun

I've been working (to fund my gambling addiction), are we drilling on something specific