FUND

Remember Scott Besent said no btc purchases to fund reserve. lol back to 20k probably if bear market

Hold 40 years in mutual fund.

You trust fund? You seem special

The Dodgers winning the world series is like a hedge fund making money off my calls

Good valid points. I also heard/read that 22 states can fund the program directly and have laws to do so while awaiting reimbursement. Also, private food kitchens, religious institutions, and non profits are trying to step up

It’s when you fund a 0DTE really fast because you don’t have time to think about it.

Chat, what’s an emergency fund?

It is hallowen, time to dress up as a hedge fund manager

Im guessing this is how bears fund their ports? I couldn't imagine anyone else lining up to be in that focus group...

Equity fund managers hold 3.8% of portfolios in cash, down from almost 5% earlier this year, signaling a potential sell-off. Bank of America considers cash holdings below 4% a sell signal that historically has preceded drops in the S&P 500 index.

sold some stocks to fund my options gambling addiction

Judges just ruled that emergency fund must be used for food stamps

these so called fund managers warning about AI bubble but at the same time piling into pltr LMAO

Trying to raise money for my hedge fund. We specialize in tax loss harvesting.

Get this guy a hedge fund

He who dares, wins. Buy the dip regards. If needs be, sell everything to fund it!

OPENAI will IPO at 1 trillion and will have over subscribed requests for their shares at IPO Then they will dilute the fuck out of existing shareholders to fund their crazy spending

ORCL and META are borrowing tens of billions to fund these data center buildouts... IF the AI bubble does collapse, those 2 will be the ones that take it the hardest (other than Open AI of course). MSFT, AMZN, and GOOGL are funding most of this through their cloud cashflows; that's the huge difference. Those 3 will be relatively insulated because they can always just pull back on the spending though you'd expect stock corrections in any AI bust scenario (i.e. some multiple contraction). But ORCL and META are literally betting their companies on AI without the requisite business model for it, and that's where they have a lot more exposure. The downside is far greater for those two if this doesn't work out...

45k rotting in a hysa fund in my vanguard. The play??

It’s an illusion. People only talk about their winners. Index fund and chill, or you’re gambling in one way or another. Just gotta ask yourself if you’re fine with that or not.

My biggest positions are Google and Amazon, should I start a fund with my incredible abilities

Vibing in a money market fund.

Bessent and 🥭trying to crash the market so he can buy cheaper. Funny how Bessent used to be a hedge fund manager, and he lost money.

Which hedge fund do you work for

Cia used to fund drug cartels Now they just fund pltr Don't bet against them They are literal government

Yall have an emergency fund?

And every US equity fund on earth has large positions to a handful of names. Everything else up, but handful of stocks control the entire market.

says the guy with 4k in it to the hedge fund with 100 million

its basically just a sovereign wealth fund at this time. they buy stakes in other companies like crazy

Amazing this shit is clear as day and you would think some agency would step in to protect other investors, keep the market fair and all that but they are too busy trying to get hired by a hedge fund and “letting the market work it out” 🤡

Just buy any tech stock that goes red overnight. 70% of fund managers are still underperforming SPY so until last week of Dec every dip will be bought. This is financial advice.

if AGI is achieved what stops it from buying puts on the market and crashing all the data centres to fund it's sexbot army

Your wife bought META calls before earnings to fund her BBL

Hey guys let’s all pump Nvidia so we can beat the big hedge fund fat cats and stick it to the shorts!

GOOG about to fund my retirement shit.

GOOGL so far the lone wolf of the Mag7 to move higher after earnings. TSLA, MSFT, META all missed and got rekt. AMZN and AAPL tomorrow. Odds are not in their favor. NVDA won't be treated nicely when they say "Well companies wrote us promise letters" but didn't actually fund anything.

AMZN isn't swapping white collar workers for AI, it's a more simple they need additional cuts to fund AI investments

Because its not a fraudulent slush fund like TSLA?

SGOV and small amount quality corporate bonds are my emergency fund. BND has not been too bad either. Get an interest free cc just in case. Once youre laid off credits are harder to come by

NVDA added what 200B today? for 8 billion he could fund SNAP recipients for the entire month of November Just a thought.

There's literally billions sitting in an emergency fund right now earmarked for government shutdowns that's he's refusing to use.

Powell: "I am now blind due to being cutoff from my labor tracking through ADP and various partners. A soft landing now looks unlikely and the market is underestimating how much more rates need to rise." Meanwhile, Powell's son is estimated at $3B due to his incredible trading brilliance and fund specializing in short sales.

I know someone whose pension fund is up 10% since April. Why are fund managers paid so much when they perform so shit?

lost 20k last 2 days, gg, emergency fund gone, divorce incoming

They finally did it.  Bers are dead and fomo is fr.  Every fund  will have to buy in at the top to catch up that has been sitting out for year hoping for dump.  Market is finally positioned for the epic dump to come on every market participant class

And lastly, NVDA is announcing a partnership with wsb to fund regarded trading

Its a fraud slush fund lol

I knew America wouldn’t let my retirement fund fail