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Now they're scrapping the IPO because it will be blatantly obvious how much of a GD scam and cash burning bonfire it is. Scam Altman doesn't own a single share of his own company and can't even answer a simple question. >How can a company with 13 billion in revenues, make 1.4 trillion of spend commitments?? You know, and you've heard the criticism, Sam. https://x.com/wallstreetpro/status/1984918982369869828 So their solution is let's just rob everyone else directly to fund their shit.

NYC is supposed to be for trust fund kids, how could you think otherwise?

While we’ve never had a socialist NYC mayor y’all act like there’s never been rent control before there. Impossible for anyone to live in Manhattan anymore other than trust fund kids

Nobody scams your mom out of her retirement fund like I do

The power companies have already built the infrastructure and have organizational structures that need to be paid and profit that needs to be generated. If suddenly everybody in America switched over to light bulbs they used 90% less power, the power company still needs to fund the organizational structure and the infrastructure. The only way to do that when people are consuming less power is to raise power rates.  It was about 2 years after led adoption that our rates started increasing, and we're now paying more for less use than we did a decade ago.  This is not something in the last 3-4 years, either.

Watch, these cringe hedge fund owners will sell after hours.

Donating my gains today to the Epstein Memorial Ballroom fund

no taxes on social security sounds like a great idea it's great that the fund will run out before I can get any of the money I put in

Imagine managing a fund and having 80% of it devoted to shorting two powerhouse stocks.

Fund managers are having it rough this year

is it still no eat november for bynd holders or did they fund snap 🤔

We were never seeing that money go to help the country regardless. Let's be honest. It's Donny's slush fund for billionaire handouts.

seems obvious, but apparently needs to be spelled out: if there were a bubble, hedge fund managers wouldn't be on CNBC telling you about it.

Every hedge fund on earth just salty about NYC mayor. Also they hate you and don't want you to make money

There’s our little hedge fund manager. How is the market going

Citadel, the hedge-fund firm run by the billionaire Ken Griffin, sent an email in June urging its employees in New York to vote, and warned about “candidates with extreme views inconsistent with your values,” according to a copy viewed by The Wall Street Journal. 👀

As of November 5, 2025, major technology companies heavily investing in AI have significantly ramped up bond issuances to fund their expansions. With over $200 billion in issuances reported in recent months, driven by surging capital expenditures (capex) that are outpacing cash flows. See oracle Credit default swaps blowing up, and meta not far behind. It only takes one pillar to fall in a foundation for the whole building to collapse. 

Fund managers: yknow what tech stocks are overvalued so let us rotate into 50p/e value plays Costco and Walmart lmao

If we b-line back to ATH off a government reopening then some manipulated data, I'll fund one of those wells in Africa or some shit with the profits

Republ*cans getting absolutely stomped in elections tonight lmaooo Open up the government and fund the ACA, bitches

which hedge fund got blown up this time

November will be a sucky month since lots of fund managers are doing tax loss harvesting. We will go green in December again.

Let us pray. 🥭 has been too busy on soy beans and shoemer. He has not built a sovereign wealth fund on 🌽 yet.

Imagine NVDA decided to fund SNAP (\~$20 billion) as a gesture of good will.

“Investor Michael Burry disclosed on Monday that his hedge fund, Scion Asset Management, has taken positions against tech heavyweights Nvidia (NVDA) and Palantir (PLTR).” Source: Yahoo Finance.

Norway wealth fund rejected Musk's pay package and it might be the catalyst that leads all the other big dick swinging boys to reject that isn't part of the Elon fanboy club. This is bullish AF it means there's somebody competent and sane taking over Tesla leadership

MM's just shaking out the weak and getting 🌈🐻 to fund the push over 700 by eoy

This week on Are You Smarter Than A Hedge Fund, you 🫵 lose the last bit of hope you didn't realize you still had

Nice I made money on my puts and now I'm making money on my calls. I'm basically a hedge fund

Don't forget the gas fund.

Sam Altman screamed "Enough!" When asked on a podcast on how he is planning to fund 1.4 trillion for his deals with 12 bill yearly revenue. He offered to buy the openai stock from the podcast host who is one of the investors I wish I'm joking https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/sam-altman-loses-cool-revenue

Michael Burry has just signed an agreement to manage a $60b fund with OpenAI as the anchor investor 

The Norway mega fund and large owner of tsla says no to Elmos giga 1 trilly package. No chocker there. They have said no before, but Elmos packages still go through.

"NORWAY’S OIL FUND TO VOTE AGAINST MUSK'S $1T TESLA PAY DEAL" Europeans are so retarded[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/1985610285005332961)

😡 me at the Thanksgiving dinner table when my wife talks about index fund growth and I have to “justify” why I thought it was wise to invest $100,000 in fake meat

Another thing that gives credit to the theory that retail is being shaken out intentionally right now… if all these “fund managers” really are underperforming as bad as Tom Lee says, why would they NOT play games to fuck with retail to at least better position themselves for 2026? What does it benefit them to “chase” into year end if they’re already fucked?

Got my first ULTY dividend a crispy $6. Do I reinvest or find another dividend fund

Those "smart hedge fund guys" are actually just as degenerate as the rest of us.

I fund my broker $3,000 every month just to keep the balance the same

Altman throwing a fit to being asked how they plan to fund a trillion in deals on no revenue lol

I’m looking for donations to my charity fund

Man my gambles just didn't hit today how can I fund my wasteful mechanical watch hobby with these pitiful gains

Im just glad that someone is smart enough to pay attention here. Good job. Nov 21st is how long the current cr would fund stuff.

I remember someone this weekend said that the 1st Monday of the month has large fund flows and that we should go up a lot and idk. I just wanna talk

If big tech shifts from using cash to consistently trying to tap the bond markets to fund AI that is the top signal. It’s starting, but it ain’t there yet.

When my grandpa passed a few years ago, my mom’s financial advisor put my inheritance into some growth mutual fund. “It’s like QQQ” he said. It’s up 44% total return and QQQ is up 110% in the same time frame 😑

BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%

Genius idea! Can I invest in your hiphopanonomos fund?

Will IREN need to dilute to fund this deal? Should we expect a short term dip?