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They dont want to fund it. Plan is to take ot awake. They were testing blacklash. Its more likely they annouce using Snap funds to pay for ballroom then annoucing any help for the poors at all.

which they sue republican to get them to release snap fund. Then taco decide to go to appeal court and defy lower court order. You cant spin blame away and sanewashing when he openly brag about defying court order to release snap fund multiple time.

Government is going to open this weekend and Michael Burry is going to make his lame ass hedge fund go under. “Give me my money back, you motherfucker”

All I’m going to say is whenever I get paid and my retirement fund broker auto buys the S&P for me it’s always at ATH or right on its ass S&P to 6900 in 2 weeks

According to the FT source, 70 percent of the O’Connor fund with exposure to First Brands is expected to be monetized by year-end. In addition, a «High Grade» invoice finance fund that had no exposure to First Brands will also be liquidated. The total assets of this fund, amounting to around $600 million, are to be liquidated by the end of the year. In the financial industry, concerns about corporate financing, insolvencies, and bad debt have been increasing. Since many of these debts are securitized in various financial instruments, the effects can be far-reaching. https://www.finews.com/news/english-news/70057-ubs-o-connor-frist-brands-fonds-liquidation-swiss-banking-finance-place-2 the interesting piece is why the second "high-grade" fund that had no exposure to first brands is being liquidated. "high-grade" is basically supposed to mean there shouldn't be losses for the fund. it might be because investors aren't so confident in the "high-grade" rating and were spooked into asking for their money back

Starting to think the federal government knows it’s broke and that if we have to keep borrowing to fund it at status quo levels it all breaks. Ugly times ahead.

How do I convince my mom to sell booty pics to fund my gambling addiction

It’s time to put my kids college fund to good use and buy the dip

Wow… I really should just invest in a 3 fund ETF portfolio

I came into this week spec’ing 911’s, I will end the week waiting for the government to fund SNAP benefits again so I can eat.

And heres the worst part, they are keeping it shutdown over a few billion dollars for healthcare for illegals. (Which REGARDLESS OF IF WE FUND IT OR NOT WE WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR SINCE HOSPITALS CANT TURN AWAY PATIENTS). All the while we send tens of billions in aid to other countries.

Lots of hedge fund managers in here apparently Y’all are brilliant

$3k free cash in hand I'm almost a hedge fund now

>Japan's Largest Tech Fund Says Al Stocks Not at Bubble Well, bubble canceled, mf asked chatgpt, and it said it wasn't a bubble

We should start a WSB fund where we collectively vote for what positions to take every day

fund managers like, "shit our year end performance gonna look bad... but heyyyy, what if the market were to drop?....."

Diversify a bit homeslice. Have your degen pile and your old man pile. The old man pile just do something like schx (low cost equivalent to Voo). Put money in a money market fund so you are never forced to sell from old man pile. Do what you want with your degen pile.

Checked my account after 2 years of no play (had a kid) BORR Drilling has me up 75%. Kids college fund just got a major upgrade. Sup nerds

poor slaves have to cash out to fund daily needs. multiple over leveraged retards got liquidated or margin called, less money to buy. big money sees senses this and cooking a rug pull.

i have a trust fund waiting for me and yet i still decide to work and gamble holy fuck my life is over

1 trilly could probably fund multiple presidential campaigns just sayin

"I want to help fund that trillion dollar package, out of my way!" "No, me- it has to be my money given to the Elon!"

That's fine, cause none of us give a fuck about a trust fund baby whose mommy and daddy are behind every accomplishment and positive thing in your life.

Actually used a short dated put to hedge against my long term calls … I’m a hedge fund now

It's why I keep buying 2 week puts. Calls intra day to fund puts, keep selling when in profit and rolling further out when possible

It was reported two weeks ago that fund managers were running low on cash, in addition, furloughs don't get that money in IRAs/401ks.

*US MONEY-MARKET FUND ASSETS HIT RECORD $7.53 TRILLION AT ICI

• ⁠entire market gets propped up by openAI committing to spending with every large AI player • ⁠comes out and says that they don’t have the money to fund all these commitments • ⁠bulls still coping in the comments talking about “V incoming”

BLOOMBERG: OPENAI CEO SAM ALTMAN TO FUND OPENAI OPERATIONS BY WORKING PART TIME AT WENDY’S

Ok, trump gonna make hedge fund managers become municipal cleaners. Only way to make money is to work.

Yeah the dips would be great to buy if my money wasn’t tied up -20% lmao. Not dumping more into this gambling fund

Guys it’s because Pelosi announced retirement. All the hedge fund managers don’t have anyone else to get their insider info.

Maybe if we all gather our money and create our own hedge fund, we can start rug pulling these bitch ass MMs too. So how much do we have between us? Like tree fiddy, maybe four?

What if Nancy Pelosi decides to start a new hedge fund in retirement??

His fund Scion makes a bunch of money

We always talk about options, but how do you make money from shares. I know sitting on an index fund is a good idea, but what else?

anonymous donations from poor gamblers to citadel coke fund

does 🥭 have enough money to fund a new generation of Minutemen or is he margin called

Apparently it's 100% acceptable to ask the government for $1tr because you overpromised everything on unprofitable slop. But asking for your $147 SNAP benefit to be disbursed? Fuck off, disgusting peasant, we have AI porn to fund with your tax dollars.

well I mean it's right at ATH, just passed $5T cap last week. But you mean today? People are realizing OpenAI doesn't have the money to fund all this compute they're trying to get built.

All while the gov is too poor to fund healthcare subsidies or food stamps lmao

Honestly, fuck Jensen with this "US will lose to China on AI" bullshit. OpenAI and Nvidia are reportedly trying to get federal government guarantees to fund their data center debt -- AKA, socialize the losses and privatize the profits. Greedy motherfuckers.

Q2 2025: Hedge fund ownership of JOB **decreased** by **10K** shares vs Q1. This is not investment advice.

Jensen states that the US is in a losing path against China in the AI war Altman states that his company needs more funds from the government since liquidity available to him is drying up No way Jensen is fear mongering to force the government to fund OpenAI right? No way the elites are all in cahoots right?

This to me screams that they are out of money and no one is willing to fund any further. Why else would they beg the government

- entire market gets propped up by openAI committing to spending with every large AI player - comes out and says that they don’t have the money to fund all these commitments - bulls still coping in the comments talking about “futures don’t matter”

I don’t think they will publicly unwind them. I think it’ll just be ignored and forgotten about and they will never actually fund these commitments, obviously.

>So their solution is let's just rob everyone else directly to fund their shit. Meh, sounds like pretty normal American corpos raping our tax dollars shit.