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Japan biggest tech fund : "there is no AI bubble, and there is no risk" Freaking Bill Gates 1 day later "We're in an Al Bubble Similar to the Dot-Com Bubble" Fuck it, let's go with Japan, calls on everything

The best part about today was seeing the bearish comments after the Softbank sale only for it to be revealed that they are using the proceeds to fund OpenAI datacenter deals

I may be willing to fund this venture

Having taken out a personal loan and using a ton of margin to fund my AI investments, I am now considered a "microscaler". 🧐🤌🏼

Spoken like a true fund manager

SoftBank selling all of its NVDA shares to fund their OpenAI investment is a clear indicator that the bubble is about to pop. Masayoshi Son is a generational talent when it comes to bad bets. Dudes been trying his hardest to lose all of his Alibaba gains since the beginning

we'll probably find out they didnt even put it into the treasury general fund and no one knows where it is

Fund managers pulling out all the tricks from their hat. First tank the market. Second leverage funds to catchup for underperforming the s&p 500 for end of year bonus.

Maybe Trump will fund them for his AI slop

Fund managers are trailing the S&P, desperate to resurrect their year. They need the high-beta stocks

AI this week: - We sold our entire $6B position in NVDA - OpenAI begging for a preemptive bailout because they can't grow $650B/year to fund their promised capex - Chips are sitting idle because there's no power - Accounting fraud to boost revenue reports - MSFT, META, AMZN all layoffs hiring freeze data center wind down - Sam Altman refuses to answer how they're going to build revenue - Experts left and right gaining airtime calling question to the entire space

>The sale of Nvidia shares, partial sale of T-Mobile shares and the margin loan on SoftBank’s holding in Arm, are all “sources of cash that will be used to fund the $22.5 billion investment in OpenAI,” a person familiar with the matter told CNBC. oh so it's all going right back into nvda chips, nice

$POET 07:43 AM EST, 11/11/2025 (MT Newswires) -- POET Technologies (POET) said Tuesday it is forming a partnership with Quantum Computing (QUBT) to develop 400G/Lane thin-film lithium niobate modulator-based 3.2Tbps engines for computing. Under the agreement, POET said it will fund the development of the 400G/Lane modulator, which it is aiming to complete in H1 2026. It also said Quantum Computing will integrate the 400G/Lane modulators with the POET's Optical Interposer platform technology.

Wow so the psuedo holiday messes up my fund availability....

if he got withdrawal fees, itll eat that fund lmao

SoftBank sold Nvidia so they could fund ~~WeWork 2.0~~ OpenAI. Can’t make this shit up 🤡

Bitcoin is barely keeping up with inflation this year, lol what a loser asset. Even my HIGHLY diversified loser index fund portfolio performed better than Bitcoin ^(BIG SHAME CRYPTO TURDS)

NBIS simply has more quality than CRWV they gave Meta only 3 billion because that‘s what they can do capacity wise without destroying the capital structure. CRWV would have taken 10x the amount and would fund with 10% loans lmfao

They are retards. So many bad investors in large corps lmao. Hence why 70% of fund managers are below the index.

If I was a billionaire I’d be tf’ing 3 milfs at once in a knocker’s circle all hours a day not running a company or hedge fund these dudes are wasting their opportunities you don’t need more money like bro??

>>SNAP recipients starve to death >>This creates surplus in gov. >>Trump gives us stims from the SNAP fund >>Thats so bullish >> That’s so awesome

Work distracts me from trading but need work to fund trading. Love trading/hate work.

How to make your child a millionaire • Invest $1,000 into an S&P 500 fund at birth • Add $100/month until they’re 21 • By 21, they’ll have ~$109,000 • Do nothing else By age 50, their money grows to $2.6 million

Thinking of full porting my family's trust fund into GOOGL deep ITM LEAPs and letting them expire to hold the stock for years to defer tax event (trust tax brackets are insanely retarded). Bad idea?

32 different stocks. Bro just buy an ETF Youre not a hedge fund manager

300 billion to fund $2k happy check

It's not that they don't want it, they are constrained by fund mandates to take profits.

If we all take our 2k and collectively buy 0dte we can act as one large shitty hedge fund for a day

his fund has been outperforming the s&p for three years straight wtf are you smoking

Budget about to be voted Tylenol doesn't cause autism anymore Japan top tech fund says AI is not a bubble We about to be so God damn green

lol Norway literally has like 300k per man woman and child in a sovereign wealth fund

Arkk invest is tesla marketing company . They push tesla being a good investment yet their own returns show they can’t be trusted. They don’t know how to set up an investment fund let alone have any idea about tesla future of stagnating profits. The shareholder returns wouldn’t even be supercharged if musk instead of being oayed 1 trillion payed tesla 100 billion of his own dollars! They would still be in trouble. If Elon salary was -10 billion (negative!) per year they couldn’t make it , still won’t work with current product line

People with $300 in their name making fun of a fund manager who manages $1.4 billion and has $300 million in his name is peak WSB

Does Michael Burry's mail order bride beat him when he makes an incorrect prediction? Maybe he should drive a bus if his fund goes under? Ligma cock cock cock cock. This is not financial advice.

Does Michael Burry's mail order bride beat him when he makes an incorrect prediction? Maybe he should drive a bus if his fund goes under? Ligma cock cock cock cock. This is not financial advice.

Im going to create a GoFundMe-style slush fund for people to donate their stimmy money, since everyone hates badman I'll sell it as some type of charity, but I'll keep most of the money and donate like 10% to homelesses

I guess it’s a gateway to opening . I don’t see why they would agree to fund government if they didn’t intend on opening it

Should I skip half a month’s brokerage contribution to fund my Amex Platinum Card that I will not use just so I can have the new mirror look?

Be a huge hedge fund

Deal to fund the gov till the 30th? We hitting the fucking snooze button?

Just gimme SPY 700 so I can go back to cash in my personal account and convert 20% of my 401k to a stable income fund, markets

Dipshits still waiting on the DOGE checks: "I can't wait for my tariff stimmy check and my health care savings fund check"

Once i make a million dollars, im gonna open a hedge fund called prestige worldwide

You'll be getting paid dividends for the rest of your life and it's basically the coolest way to fund UBI because it gives you a vested interest in making companies succeed, thereby increasing your dividend payment, rather than creating a freeloader problem. Borderline brilliant.

Some poor intern analyst at a hedge fund is trying to price in these 🥭 tweets rn

I have insider knowledge that a large hedge fund is liquidating a majority of their holdings in tech on Wednesday

I make a little more than half that but saved a lot beforehand and gamble wisely. And if I lose my weeklies next week I will take a couple months off if not maybe a year. You need to pay off any debts. Have an emergency fund, and you need to build your portfolio into something worthwhile. And then after only gamble up to 5% of your overall savings and investments

I just want a girl in finance, trust fund, 6’5, big boobs

#WWF - World Wildlife Fund = is this where wild animals wrestle each other? LMAO🤌

WASHINGTON, Nov 7 (Reuters) - The U.S. Supreme Court on Friday allowed President Donald Trump's administration to withhold for now about $4 billion needed to fully fund a food aid program for 42 million low-income Americans this month amid the federal government shutdown. https://www.reuters.com/world/us/usda-says-it-is-working-comply-with-court-order-pay-food-aid-benefits-2025-11-07/