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Fun fact: Money market fund is ATH. $7.5T. Imagine $1T of them moves to buy NVDA after rate cut. NVDA will double. Bears won the fight during this week and last week, but bulls are historically more "violent" than bears, especially during recovery.

That kind of stuff has an inch of disclaimers. But if they are a fiduciary.. I looked it is a legitimate target date fund if you are retiring in 2060 ish You got a long way to go...now go and procreate

It’s so fucked up that if I hadn’t spend hundreds, possibly thousands of hours learning to trade, trading, glued to my phone for 6 hours a day and instead just got a decent job and put money into an index fund I’d probably be better off right now. Oh well, I’m in too deep now. Fuck, I sound like Dave Ramsey.

Spy reaching 900 before summer next year is probobly an underestimation if anything. Once the good news starts rolling in we will have nothing but pure green days. And bears will fund us on our way up by buying even more puts. 1800-2400 by december next year. We will have the bots on 2 feet by then.

I’m willing to bet the current administration announces a “sovereign crypto fund” this weekend in an attempt to pump crypto markets

Michael Burry said SELL near the 2022/2023 bottom And capitulated on his shorts and closed his fund at the top You really can't make this shit up

# 🌽 hopes the government to step in and buy a lot of Bitcoin for the Strategic Reserve, essentially make the Reserve a Bitcoin bailout fund, pushing losses onto taxpayers # Can 🌽 retards just be normal and do 0DTE options like the rest of us here??????

About to make make a hedge fund called WeBear

A million new bears have been born to fund the next pump

The Japanese government may torpedo the U.S. economy. It claims it will fund its huge stimulus package without increasing JGB issuance. Perhaps the plan is to sell U.S. Treasuries to pay for it. That will send U.S. bond yields higher and the dollar lower, worsening stagflation.

Funny bc I've just read that 5 big tech cos recently flooded the bond mkt with the highest total amounts ever to fund their ai capex 😂

We really need a crowd fund a bloomie terminal so we can all have real time access to news. Half the time it pumps and we don’t have a clue why

I remember I saw one video. A intern at a hedge fund one time accidentally bought a penny stock by mistake and shot it up causing millions of dollars of losses to the firm. The news tried to explain why this stock was up in every way except market manipulation. Just remember a few funds and banks have crazy outsized influence and with collusion, can tank the market easily.

You just don’t want to admit market manipulation. I remember I saw one video. A intern at a hedge fund one time accidentally bought a penny stock by mistake and shot it up causing millions of dollars of losses to the firm. The news tried to explain why this stock was up in every way except market manipulation. Just admit it

No, it’s not over. It’s only begun. Next comes the relief rallies immediately abused for sell side liquidity, then flight to safety in staples, healthcare, and energy, then the full rotation to value as underperforming fund managers try to catch up to the benchmark, selling tech the whole way down

The worst loss porn I ever saw was an old man outside a casino. I was up like a $100 on blackjack and my buddy was joking about how terrible a night he had losing his kids college fund and this old guy hes just sitting on a bench outside of the casino wrining his hands looking distraught. my buddy asked him whats up how his night was going. the guy was like just lost the deed to the house on a 600 roulette spin

Banks and hedge fund owners are hoarding all the cash to pay off debt and buy 30 year bonds

You know what’s unethical? When 401k plan managers let people contribute to a mother fucking money market fund for 30 fucking years.. holy fucking shit that’s so depressing to witness.

The most well-known bear closed his fund and you didn't open puts? You must be regarded. Also , all his PLTR puts was closed last month (PLTR Jan 2027 50p) before PLTR earnings for breakeven , so he didn't even make any money from this dump. He didn't exactly say what NVDA contracts he opened but he 100% closed it too before he closed his fund.

You can be as negative as you’d like, but fund managers jorking it and salivating like an English bulldog to these discounts. Absolute financial **JORKAGE**

It's called a hedge fund pump and dump

Since my UVXY calls spiked 400% after I sold them I have deemed that I must be flagged as some kind of volatile "little hedge fund." Is there a way to turn this fund into an ETF that I could sell for other investors to inverse and make premiums on it for myself somehow?

Everyone’s cat, baby, and grandpa is deep in the market today. Everyone’s 401k contributes 4-10% into NVDA. Bogle’s index fund investing makes that impossible. Unless we see deflation or stop the printer, it’s guaranteed the money has to go somewhere, real estate, gold, stocks, shopping, whatever.

Three words: SOVEREIGN. WEALTH. FUND.

Recession really waited for michael burry to close his hedge fund first

Some hedge fund is blowing up tho for real

Changing my 401k target year fund to 3200 at this rate.

Wishing I was a hot twink so I could milk all the secrets out of those crusty hedge fund managers

IMO hedge fund guys in the Epstein files and liquidating their ports to be transferred to a non extradition country and never seen again. Its all so obvious.

The president of the fucking US is choosing to buy bonds instead of stocks, softbank sold their entire stake of NVDA, the greatest bear alive was so disgusted with the current stock market that he shut down his fund, rate cuts are now skeptical for Dec, employment/jobs info is being obfuscated and unreleased, layoffs are picking up, the gov might shut down again in Jan.... And yall really think there isn't room for a quick 20% correction?

Thanks for buying our shares -Fund managers

NVDA covered calls will fund the wagyu dinner

And even then the outlays aren't concerning until they start borrowing money to fund them.

Every single fucking retirement fund I get to choose from in my plan has nvidia as the largest holding.

Are you ok? He literally liquidated his fund you regard.

Not only sold, he shut down his fund.

He’s “announcing” something in the 25th. Probably a new fund called “bersRfukked”

Burry deleted his fund.. he bout to delete his Twatter next or what 🤣

aka, fund managers need exit liquidity

Why don't we start our own hedge fund in here

When I sell my SPY calls for 1000% at open, I hope, somehow, the money comes directly from Micheal Burrys fund 

how to be a 🌈 🐻: start with a trust fund 🤣

SoftBank. One of us one of us. Sell all Nvidia to fund OpenAI. lololololol

"They need to fund themselves" - companies getting fucked by tariffs while entering a recession will surely get right on that....right after the liquidity crisis

And to think I was thinking about buying a low cost index fund

Put my daughter's college fund on NVDA calls. It's either Harvard or Ivy Tech....

I've been to South Africa, NZ's South Island, and Tasmania. Somebody please fund my trip to Argentina and Chile so that I can conquer the whole global south. Thanks.

You know multi billions in shorts will be covered today right? No sane rich person/hedge fund will hold a short through earnings

The talk about the weather and the Saudi wealth fund and how they’re going to oppress their citizens with apple data

More like year 30. Sovereign wealth fund, ever heard of it?