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Is their a leveraged oil fund with good option activity. Asking for a friend…

Sorry bers but they won’t let grandma Josephine’s retirement fund go down

Bitcoin rising. I guess Russian now have extra cash from Oils now. More fund for the Russia and Ukraine war.

“This week, Blackstone Inc.’s flagship private credit fund allowed investors to redeem a record 7.9% of shares.

If your hedge fund doesn't have an Insider Information on Predictions Market trading desk .. you're obsolete

I can’t help but think of every boomer hedge fund manager that’s not a quant And just looking at the market and fundamentals And just scratching their head being like “I have no idea what the fuck is going on”

Lot of people, so we can inverse everything he says. Theres a inverse cramer fund

What 🥭 doesn't know is that I spend the "warrior dividend fund" overseas the millisecond it hit my bank account 🤌

Retail investors are mostly clueless buy and hold index fund investors (I say that in a good way), and professional Wall Street investors are mostly Zionists who are willing to lose other people's money to support Israel. Asian traders are selling like crazy.

Blackstone asking people for money to pay for withdrawals lol. From Bloomberg: > To help weather the withdrawals, the firm turned to old-fashioned door knocking — internally. > The end result: More than 25 senior leaders from across Blackstone — many from its credit business — pitched in some $150 million to the Blackstone Private Credit Fund, according to people familiar with the matter. Combined with $250 million of the firm’s own capital, that helped cover a record redemption request of roughly $3.8 billion, or equivalent to around 7.9% of net assets

CIA get the 🌽 into Iran and fund that next dictator and run this shit up

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This is your daily reminder that bankers can't print BTC to fund endless wars.

I think them just being denominated in euros/pounds won't protect you if the underlying is still mostly US stocks. You would need actively currency hedged funds which embed a usd short position. (Not 100% sure but i looked into your idea a bit too. Spy is still more or less flat (in euro terms) since january of last year due to the 10% usd drop, even if the spy fund is ucits denominated in euro. But 'euro hedged' funds are up big.)

Its such a good feeling trading the same contract, buy for $2, sell for 6, buy back for 2 then its back to 6. This is what medallion fund must feel like every day

80% of professional investors fail to beat a general market fund over the long term. Doing so by even 1% is considered an accomplishment. You think you can reliably do so by 10 *times*? Make sure you post your portfolio wipeout when it inevitably happens, as a lesson to others.

They actually literally have a 70 billion dollar government fund that they use to buy crashes like this which they deployed today, as well as a history of employing industry subsidies and safeguards during energy cost increases. SK hynix and Samsung are both flat/green right now as a direct result. They have the greatest plunge protection team the world has ever known, but 30% of their market is owned by foreign institutionals who are mass panic selling right now

Conference went well, basically confirmed that they won't have any supply disruptions and that things are fine, they are also considering beginning the process of returning money to shareholders. Unfortunately kospi is continuing its crash today, hit circuit breakers second day in a row. Korean intervention fund is propping up samsung and sk hynix to stop them from going red so hopefully we don't get sold off along with them in the algo memory basket dump like we yesterday.

over in r/nuclearpower (which usually doesn't discuss nukes of the mushroom cloud kind) someone worked up their version of a DD estimating that Dimona would've created something between half a ton and a ton of enriched Pu in all the decades of its operation. While Natanz and the various other sites in Iran have bupkis (officially). With all that oil money to fund almost unlimited research budgets.

Barbecue country index fund down 10% in the last **2** days LMFAOOO

You're thinking of like fund managers. Most investors buy and hold etfs in their 401k on a long term basis and have no idea what an option is or have access to one. If they did buy options every night during a bear market it would probably eat away all their gains or end up in a loss even. This also isn't even a bear market, its 4% from an ath.

Calls were a mistake, shares are fine. Conference tonight and kospi market stabilization fund could very well pump the memory sector tomorrow though

Public index funds like VTI and SPY that are mostly held by regular people in their retirement accounts are relatively flat. Meanwhile, private funds that are mostly held by rich Wall Street types are a completely different story: > Big Lenders’ Risky Loans Are Rattling Wall Street > Lending troubles at Blue Owl Capital and other so-called private credit behemoths are setting off fears of a “bank run,” as one hedge fund put it. https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/03/business/private-credit-crisis-blue-owl-capital.html > Blackstone’s Gray: Market ‘noise’ fueled record redemptions from world’s largest private credit fund > Blackstone president Jon Gray defended the quality of loans within the firm’s flagship private credit fund after investors as concerns in the sector are growing. https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/03/blackstone-private-credit-fund.html

Look at every energy/ defense stock that should be up right now and you will see an uptick in short sales today. The hedge funds are shorting the shit out of all the "winners" to fund the buying and buying of the Mag7 that they are over leveraged in to avoid margin calls which keeps the prices up on those. This is going to be bloody as fuck in a few days when they can't keep up and eventually tech will dump ass and energy/ defense will rocket out of the artificial cage.

Donald Trump's tactic to save the AI bull market: Keep collecting tarrifs from American families Use the tariff revenue to fund AI chips & data centers for a government-backed AI model called MAG AI

Every fund buy getting immediately smothered out This is some "breaking of the machinery" style shit

Quick history about the stock market and war. > “The outbreak of World War II in September 1939 initially hit British stocks, but by March 1940 they were the highest in a year, according to data from fund manager Winton Group. Investors missed that the Nazis would overrun continental Europe and destroy much of British industry in air raids, and that the U.K. would lose its empire. Stock prices plunged when France fell.” In other words, market isn’t that forward looking

When your money market mutual fund is outperforming SPY 🤡

How should Americans feel knowing they’ve been brainwashed into thinking all of their tax dollars fund the mightiest military in the world only to see that same military get stuck in yet another middle east war with no end in sight

These dudes babysitting the live cams of these middle eastern cities really just fuckin low effort that bitch. Leave their phones on loud, grunting and breathing hard lmao need to start a WSB go fund me or some shit for some quality war DD

IM STARTING A FUND THAT BUYS AT OPEN AND SELLS THE CLOSE expected RoR is twice the market DM for details

ber thinks he is hedge fund

I'm 100% into a single mutual fund in my 401k and I check it once per day around this time. It's down 1.56%

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If they really timed this war out so that passive first-or-the-month 401k contributions/target date fund inflows would eat the drop that's actually wicked smart

Saudis: "Our wealth fund will save you" 🥭: "Lemme go on CNN and fuck that up" Bols: You are the exit liquidity today

When will the index fund bubble pop?

SEC documents revealed some hedge fund is a major holder.

Can't you change the fund plan on the 401k and keep it going? Or roll it over into an IRA?

If you wanted to buy QQQ or SPY I would wait a few weeks for when they are both cut in half. Average in when SPY is under $300 and hope you still have a retirement fund

Why don’t we just sell a bunch of weapons to the anti-ayotollah Iranians and then use the money to fund pro-American Venezuelan militias? Knock out two things at once

Can’t wait for the Fundrise Innovation Fund ETF to go public so WSB can crash out about Anthropic and Anduril on an hourly basis

okay but i hear defense of the regimes as if their sovereinty matters after what they do... so the us is supposed to just let em kill 30k protesters and fund terrorist orgs and enrich uranium ?

Why else would we work if not to fund our crippling gambling addiction

I just successfully vibe coded a Hedge Fund and printed some pamphlets. Currently on my way to the Porsche 🚗 & Gulfstream 🛩️ dealerships to pick out colors 😦🤌

Free childcare … but Elon musk won’t fund it because he’s a racist retard. Educated people don’t have kids because they are more risk averse and career oriented, whereas less educated  prople tend to not care about credit or finance as much  and think having kids is one of the joys of life (based tbh)

Bombing Iran? Buy Lockheed, Raytheon, Exxon Mobil, and US Oil Fund.

You guys realize Iran is a religious dictatorship that was trying to build a nuclear bomb? And they fund terrorist organizations with the goal of destroying one of their neighbouring countries? It’s like trying to negotiate a peace treaty with Russia. It’s not going to work.

https://www.solactive.com/index/DE000SL0E2G2/ damn optoelectronics. And of course l&g liquidated the only fund tracking it in march of last year.