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renaissance fund swap out nvida for meta. Kind of crazy. also rip richard simons.

That's barely a week's of worth of work maybe stop gambling and just invest in an index fund 

Berkshire introduces its new fund manager: Cathie Wood

"The US drew nearly $900 million from its account at the International Monetary Fund last month just as Argentina received the same amount as a deadline loomed for it to repay an IMF loan, the Financial Times reports, citing IMF data. That’s separate from the US Treasury’s purchase of pesos as Argentina’s currency was wobbling in the run-up to an election that Trump ally Javier Milei’s party ultimately won. It looks increasingly likely that a private-sector $20 billion loan Treasury had been organizing on Wall Street won’t be needed."

Is trump going to fund 500b in US s&p stock purchases to pump the economy?

# Nancy Pelosi announces her retirement #Warren Buffett says he'll no longer write the Berkshire annual letter #Michael Burry announces closure of his fund #The White House says last month's job report will likely never be released #Bitcoin falls below $100,000

Told my fiancée the house fund was gone. She’s spending the week at her parents. I think I finally fucked up

# Looks like Michael Berry reopened his fund

shorts are about to fund the next leg up into the weekend

every fuckin day I gotta wake up and worry about the value of an index fund losing value. It's a miserable experience but still somehow less miserable than if I didnt do it.

Why are you applying here Dave? I worked at a hedge fund but convinced my firm to sell AI stocks. Alright, let’s start with how to work the fryer and we’ll go from there.

Articles out here really be like "some family fund buys 779 shares of Tesla" Thats like 300k, we have bigger yolo's on fake meat around here than that.

Imagine being a gay hedge fund manager and trying to tank this market so you can finally buy in and show your investors profitability before year end, but every dip just gets bought out like crazy by a bunch of degens maxing out their moms credit card.  It’s not what’s happening, but I like to imagine that it is 

I lost my fiancée and I’s house fund I’m so fckuckd!

Burry closing his hedge fund was the top

Bers root against the economy just so they can fund their Airpods savings account

Retail bounce Followed by hedge fund dump

From Reuters, "Michael Burry, the investor whose successful bets against the U.S. housing market in 2008 were recounted in the movie "The Big Short," is closing his hedge fund, Scion Asset Management. In a letter to investors dated October 27, a copy of which was seen by Reuters, Burry said he would liquidate the funds and return capital, "but for a small audit/tax holdback" by the end of the year." What does it mean by "small audit/tax holdback"? "

They are having meetings behind close doors again and then everything sells off the following days…”You don’t know that! You don’t know that they are trading on insider info! There’s no evidence!”….except a pattern forming, this is like the 3rd of 4th time. Last time I think Bessent met with Hedge Fund CEOs and the following days the market took off.

im closing my hedge fund too, and going to announce that on social media. just so it reverses this shit

OK, this Michael Burry news might be one of the greatest (actual) 4d chess moves I've ever seen Wall Street is infamous in its brutality toward market timing signals -- "blood in the street" etc Case in point, back in 2016 when Aubrey McClendon literally died, it was taken as a sign of a major bottom in Nat Gas prices-- (ya, they used his suicide as a signal) So if Burry is as slick as I think he is, he just announced the shutting down of his fund as a masterful bait-and-switch in order to trigger the sell signal that he wanted all along Consider the details of the letter and news: -He's shutting down hedge fund (this gives Wall Street their "blood-in-street" signal / a famous BEAR throws in towel / topping signal for ruthless Wall Street) -He's liquidating fund and returning money to investors "by year-end" -He's opening Family Office to manage his private wealth Nov 25th (doesn't mean the existing fund will be wound down by that date though / he has all of Dec.) ... if the stock averages track my Model and see a nasty decline during this current 4 session window (tracking great so far) -- followed by the worst December performance in the history of the market-- Burry might have just baited WS with a self-serving topping signal that will work HUGELY to his benefit as Wall Street SELLS and pumps his bearish bets over the coming 7 weeks This would allow him to "liquidate" (cover short positions) and take profits in PUTS and actually post a big positive performance number for his fund partners prior to the distribution of their $-- going out on TOP and possibly even creating another book/movie about this gamesmanship Remember that the letter said nothing about huge draw-downs-- it was framed more as a "giving up hope" / "my approach is no longer working" type of letter I think Burry just played them again We shall see As always, good luck

Michael burry closing his fund down really was the top

Sitting in a money market fund right now feels a lot like watching NASCAR when every driver took a shot of Malört before the race.

#Michael Bury closing his hedge fund was the generational top LMAO🤌

Saylor is having a garage sale tomorrow to fund another round of Bitcoin purchase

this market is baffling. it dumps on tariffs and dumps on tariffs being reduced. it doesn't care about the shut down and then dumps when the shutdown ends. a bear with a dumb premise that's been wrong over and over gives up and closes his fund. somehow, this is super bearish? like, we should trust the retard who bought pltr 50Ps.

Without wsb, risk takers, retards, there would be no index fund lovers. We gotta buy more calls, seek more risk, take out generational debt. So our wife’s boyfriends’ ETFs can get pumped to the moon.

The market crash began the day after Michael Burry closed his fund We are living in a simulation

the top was def in when ppl were writing substack posts about mining companies you’ve never heard of even if you research the industry for a living shilling with hopium for a treasury fund investment in the name of ‘national security’ I’m talking tickers with <10,000 daily trading volume that aren’t even funded or licensed Yup, that was the top all right 

Guys calm down. This price action is just markets tribute to Burry closing his fund

TIL Burry’s fund managed only $150mm, from like 5 clients. I’d shut down too if I was supposed to be some rockstar investor and that is what I was working with.

For sure Burry is just launching another hedge fund in Nov 25th

Luxembourg is. Their sovereign wealth fund is allocating to Bitcoin now.

world's most overrated hedge fund manager shuts down his fund. about time. The only value is brought is entertainment value.

Could the liquidation of Scion Capital Fund be the reason for the dip?

better get that money printer ready for some ‘treasury fund Btc’ buys to save the market from liquidating its pants

I should probably rotate my gainers once to have those profits disappear in earlier losses. But there´s a tax bill coming for last year and since this year they can be balanced against each other, so I need cash now to get cash back next year. Fucking math. They should just tell me: Here, have a million dollar trust fund. Never ever touch an investment again...

Have they stopped diluting to fund their new data center construction yet? They have some segments that are real businesses so even when the neocloud business goes south they'll still be a going concern, but until they finish diluting to fund capex I wouldn't.

Fuck all these fund managers for selling $GOOGL at $230 Fuck yall

Breaking: Wendy's has partnered with Michael Burry's hedge fund, Scion Asset Management. The hedge fund, which is closing, will provide Wendy's with one massive dumpster fire to incinerate the garbage of 600 stores Wendy's will close in the coming months. The Trump Administration has commented on the deal, saying, "Wow, what a shit show."

Michael burry closing his hedge fund, if this isn't a bull case idk what is

Burry’s fund only had like 150M AUM because people with any sense/money figured out he was a dud long ago

#Michael Bury closing down his hedge fund was the top LMAO🤌

The thing about Burry is that he's always early. Scion Capital was eating shit on shorts before the housing bubble popped too. If his fund investors didn't paper hand they probably would have made bank.

♫ when the workin' day is done ♫ ♫ ohhh girls just wanna hedge fund ♫

This is the markets' tribute to Burry closing his fund

Burry closing his fund was the top

Just bought the dip with my emergency fund. The emergency is now.

Back in the 90s Michael Saylor was a fraudster and cooked the books for his shitty company. In March of 2000, he finally admitted his books were cooked and the entire market tanked, he is actually one of the main reasons why the dotcom bubble burst lmao. And fast forward 20 years people really decided it was a good idea to invest in his crypto fund buying virtual currencies Can’t make this shit up

Just imagine if we really topped and it’s all downhill from here, it would be utterly hilarious and historic if it happened the day after Michael Burry closed his fund..