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AI BUBBLE FEARS SURGE, BOFA SURVEY FINDS Bank of America’s latest global fund manager survey shows the biggest market “tail risk” is an AI stock bubble. • 45% of investors named an AI bubble as the top risk — up sharply from October. • Only 17% cited rising bond yields (previously the #1 concern), and 16% cited inflation. • LMAO everybody knew, nobody sold

Japan tech fund : There is no bubble Bill Gates : There is a bubble bigger than dotcom Google : There is no bubble. But when it bursts, we'll all pay Pick your fighter

Just found out Robinhood lets us short now. Rubs hand like hedge fund

I think the elites are messing with Burry. He closes his fund and then the market tanks

Wake me up when a bank or hedge fund fails

Saylor better go to fiat to fund his pardon 🤣

Tom Lee's corn fund going down. But he said $1,000,000 per ear?

Should be a nice clean dump but that tariff fund is spamming the bid lol

They should all go straight to jail! And I agree, just like when Bessent had the closed door meeting with the hedge fund CEOs and the market took off next day, this time Trump had a closed door meeting with bank executives and market tanked next day (was wed or thurs of last week). Def trading on insider info that we don’t have.

1. Panic sell on red day. 2. Confirm turnaround and positive momentum on green day. 3. Reenter position at higher cost basis. 4. Be exit liquidity for the fund that bought from you in Step 1. 5. Watch price immediately retreat. 6. Panic.

My Hedge Fund contacts are chatting about locking in profits for the year by selling and going to cash, then heading on a long holiday vacay. The volatility is going to increase further. Becareful out there.

*The year is >!2025!< Bitcoin collapsed from its heights at a 99.999% loss from its all time highs. Investors are performing gangland violence on their fund managers who thought it was a great idea. Michael Saylors went long ROPE before he was to join SBF. Michael Burry’s announcement shortly after in November was that his autistic kid had also bought corn 🌽. It was a dark time for the USA*

But also it’s not even private. Anyone who owns $40,000 in a Baron fund gets an invite. They have like 3 different live performances you can pick for lunch and a surprise one at the end for everyone. This year the surprise was Pink. Last year was Michael Buble. I saw Shania Twain for lunch. But I heard that Italian comedian Sebastian Maniscalco was at the other venue if you picked comedy. It’s unheard of for a mutual fund company to do this.

What crazy shit did he say? After the TSLA shareholder meeting I'm betting he says even wilder shit in the private fund meetings

Saw Elon Musk last week at the Baron Investment conference in NYC. If you own their mutual fund which has a 30% holding in SpaceX (no brainer) you get an invite. Feel bad for your poor degenerates who don't get to experience their annual conferences.

Here comes our hedge fund manager. 🤣😂

i just want my trust fund to come in

Is there still a fund inversing him? It has to be on purpose 

Well, it good be worse. At least I didn’t Diamond Hands all my crypto. I sold out of that s**t for a big profit to fund my ride to the earths core with my stocks. Hey, it’s not a loss until you sell, right guys? Guys? Hello?!

Fun fact. Allocating $1 to presidential fund, does not change your tax refund amount regardless of decision made

I know what did wrong that my portfolio is in shambles. I didn’t donate $1 to presidents fund when I was filling my taxes.

Tech companies depreciate their assets over six years and everybody cheers. But I depreciate my assets over six years and it’s all “seek help for your gambling addiction” and “stop selling your body on the street to fund 0dtes” 🙄🙄 Nobody asked you Susan! I’m only at this stupid reunion for the free buffet!! 

>Saudi sovereign wealth fund cuts holdings of U.S. stocks #Even out most loyal dogs are moving away from us LMAO🤌

Rich guys liquidating so they can fund their defence case when the New York financier truth comes out

Does LULU pop before Burry closes his fund in Q4? He's long MOH and LULU

What we need is some sort of fund or stock that goes up 20% every year, without fail. Should be simple really

Always sell by 10 am, the hedge fund guys like to be on the golf course by 11

Back in the 90s Michael Saylor was a fraudster and cooked the books for his shitty company. In March of 2000, he finally admitted his books were cooked and the entire market tanked, he is actually one of the main reasons why the dotcom bubble burst as the market had peaked just 7 days before. Now fast forward to now, people really thought it was a good idea to invest in his crypto fund buying virtual currencies Can’t make this shit up

Peter Thiel is famous for being a venture capitalist, but his returns as a hedge fund manager are not good regarding his full exit from Nvidia

Damn son start your fund

five horseman of the bull-pocalypse: \-1. Burry liquidating his Fund and Pelosi retiring signaling peak bull market \-2. 🥭 WW3 and Venezuela War, Bubba Incident, failing US Economy \-3. Japan financial and debt crisis \-4. Corn falling to zero \-5. Thiel, Softbank and many other hedge funds shorting NVDA despite NVDA holding up the stock market

Don't worry the loans are insured. (The fund can pay 10% of the loaned amount before it goes bust)

When big fund managers are scoffing at bubble remarks you know it’s time to sell.

Breaking News: FullCopy Investment Fund is selling all of its holding of NVDA shares. It is valued around $400. It is believed this is what’s causing the drop.

Any of you remember when TransMedics were accused of industrial scale organ harvesting by a hedge fund and then hearing nothing about it for months?

who remembers when WSB sentiment was allegedly being scraped by hedge fund algos. wow

She is selling her meme fund

Elon is expected to borrow heavily from Tesla “shareholders” to fund xAI projects. He will then turn around and claim Robotaxi/Robots use xAI infrastructure and then charge Tesla regards a subscription fee for said cloud and AI service. Rinse and repeat as he takes shareholder value away from one hand into the privately held other hand. I’m waiting to see who bats an eye when he says Tesla is on the hook for the next 3 $50B data centers

Guys I run a hedge fund and my clients are immensely wealthy and powerful people, and I’m responsible for investing their money. Should I invest in internet money that does absolutely nothing, shiny rocks that do absolutely nothing, brand new companies that make absolutely no money, or blue chip mega cap tech companies that print profits, grow revenue and eps, and innovate? This is a tough one! QQQ/NVDA/GOOGL calls. TQQQ shares. QQQ 650 by EOY.

michael beary should stop speaking in hedge fund and start speaking in regard because idk if he means puts or calls

"crypto is fake money' - meanwhile his retirement fund is 30% crypto related

Thiel sold to fund his Epstein defence case You ain’t kidding anyone about meeting him for tax advice

Lol I just got an ad from a no-name fund company for a leveraged 2x ETF on a micro cap nuclear energy company. Definitely not indicative that the market is overheating. Nothing to see here.

El Salvador boss going to be selling lemonade soon to fund government! From 🌽to🍋 hehehehe

3x leveraged mag 7 etf a good idea or will the market crash and liquidate the fund the second i invest into it?

People getting bullish on buffets Google buy don't realize that they sold like 2.3x more AAPl than they bought googl and that Bill Gates reduced his MSFT also. Buffet fund has lots of time, so don't buy unless you can hold long term..

Credit default swaps for mag7 still rising. MAG7 is undergoing a phase shift from asset-light free cash flow monsters that funneled their retained earnings into endless stock buybacks into asset-heavy machines with agressive amortization schedules and levering up to further fund the AI capex build as runway for self-FCF-funded AI capex buildouts nears its end.  As that levering up occurs for assets with agressive amortization (GPUs), credit spreads and CDS need to rerate to better reflect this change. These aren't the FCF darlings they were 5 years ago. Tldr they getting balls deep in debt to fund their AI buildout and the market doesn’t like it.

The top is in children. About a year late, but the fact that all the AI players are now borrowing money to fund capital is the key. And market is acting Skittish as fuck

This fund returned less than 15% this year😂😂😂

It’s a pullback the fuck are you on about. Shit probably rips into end of year the hedge fund managers are underwater and missing out on their bonuses.