FUND

Since my UVXY calls spiked 400% after I sold them I have deemed that I must be flagged as some kind of volatile "little hedge fund." Is there a way to turn this fund into an ETF that I could sell for other investors to inverse and make premiums on it for myself somehow?

Everyone’s cat, baby, and grandpa is deep in the market today. Everyone’s 401k contributes 4-10% into NVDA. Bogle’s index fund investing makes that impossible. Unless we see deflation or stop the printer, it’s guaranteed the money has to go somewhere, real estate, gold, stocks, shopping, whatever.

Three words: SOVEREIGN. WEALTH. FUND.

Recession really waited for michael burry to close his hedge fund first

Some hedge fund is blowing up tho for real

Changing my 401k target year fund to 3200 at this rate.

Wishing I was a hot twink so I could milk all the secrets out of those crusty hedge fund managers

IMO hedge fund guys in the Epstein files and liquidating their ports to be transferred to a non extradition country and never seen again. Its all so obvious.

The president of the fucking US is choosing to buy bonds instead of stocks, softbank sold their entire stake of NVDA, the greatest bear alive was so disgusted with the current stock market that he shut down his fund, rate cuts are now skeptical for Dec, employment/jobs info is being obfuscated and unreleased, layoffs are picking up, the gov might shut down again in Jan.... And yall really think there isn't room for a quick 20% correction?

Thanks for buying our shares -Fund managers

NVDA covered calls will fund the wagyu dinner

And even then the outlays aren't concerning until they start borrowing money to fund them.

Every single fucking retirement fund I get to choose from in my plan has nvidia as the largest holding.

Are you ok? He literally liquidated his fund you regard.

Not only sold, he shut down his fund.

He’s “announcing” something in the 25th. Probably a new fund called “bersRfukked”

Burry deleted his fund.. he bout to delete his Twatter next or what 🤣

aka, fund managers need exit liquidity

Why don't we start our own hedge fund in here

When I sell my SPY calls for 1000% at open, I hope, somehow, the money comes directly from Micheal Burrys fund 

how to be a 🌈 🐻: start with a trust fund 🤣

SoftBank. One of us one of us. Sell all Nvidia to fund OpenAI. lololololol

"They need to fund themselves" - companies getting fucked by tariffs while entering a recession will surely get right on that....right after the liquidity crisis

And to think I was thinking about buying a low cost index fund

Put my daughter's college fund on NVDA calls. It's either Harvard or Ivy Tech....

I've been to South Africa, NZ's South Island, and Tasmania. Somebody please fund my trip to Argentina and Chile so that I can conquer the whole global south. Thanks.

You know multi billions in shorts will be covered today right? No sane rich person/hedge fund will hold a short through earnings

The talk about the weather and the Saudi wealth fund and how they’re going to oppress their citizens with apple data

More like year 30. Sovereign wealth fund, ever heard of it?

The fundamental apprehension surrounding the S&P 500 index, which is tracked closely by the SPY exchange-traded fund, is that the trajectory is likely to be downward, and this is a sentiment that is pervasive, even if the concrete reasoning is perpetually just out of reach, for the air outside is remarkably thick today, a humid blanket that is oppressive, which is often what is called a "tropical feel" even though we are clearly miles from any actual tropics, and this weather condition is, in fact, entirely divorced from the sophisticated algorithms that are determining valuation, but the general feeling it instills is one of foreboding, which is a feeling that is is is often mistaken for actionable intelligence, and the latest news broadcast is confirming that the state legislative session is adjourned, which is a procedural note that is neither bullish nor bearish, yet it is a development in the world, and the world is what the market is supposed to be reflecting, isn't it, and the very structure of the modern financial system is so intricately layered that the smallest disturbance is felt everywhere, which is to say that the butterfly effect is always in play, and the cloud cover that is currently obscuring the morning sun is a physical representation of that opacity, and the fact that the local football team, which is the Bears, is still struggling to secure a winning season is a persistent cultural fact, and that struggle is mirrored in the way consumer confidence is consistently failing to reach projected heights, which is a statement that is is is fundamentally true in the aggregated data, but the connection between a missed field goal and the forward price-to-earnings ratio is tenuous, which is what makes the whole situation so mystifying, because everything is connected, and yet nothing is, which is the market paradox, and the latest headline is about a celebrity chef who is opening a new restaurant downtown, and this is local news that is highly anticipated by the food critics, and that anticipated surge of commercial activity is technically an economic positive, but the SPY is not merely concerned with artisanal sourdough, it is concerned with the vast machinery of global commerce, which is immense, and the sound of the distant siren is a reminder that life is continuous, which is what trading is also, a continuous process of buying and selling, and the inherent volatility is what is both terrifying and exhilarating, which is a dual sensation that is hard to maintain equilibrium with, and the historical pattern is that every peak is followed by a trough, which is a cycle that is inevitable, like the changing of the seasons, and the current season is autumn, which is a time of decay and renewal, and that dualistic nature is what is is is making the prognostications so complicated, and the sheer volume of data that is now available is overwhelming, which is a condition that often leads to analysis paralysis, and the best analysis is often the simplest, but simplicity is elusive in a world where complexity is the default, and the SPY is a composite, it is an aggregation of 500 different stories, and each story is unique, and the current narrative is one of overextension, or maybe it is just one of healthy valuation, but the feeling persists that the gravity is too strong, and what goes up must eventually come down, which is a Newtonian principle that is is is not directly applicable to finance, yet it informs the psychology, and the psychology is what is ultimately driving the prices, and the chatter on the forums is a cacophony of conflicting advice, which is what always happens during these periods of high tension, and the fact is that everything is subject to revision, and the most recent projections are being revised right now, which is a clear sign that the future is uncertain, which is a tautology, but it is a necessary tautology, and the rain is starting to fall, which is a meteorological event that is perfectly natural, but the market is often susceptible to these external forces, which is why a rainy day is sometimes seen as a bearish indicator, and this is irrational, but the market is often irrational, which is a truth that is universally acknowledged, and the underlying conviction is that the consolidation phase is over, and the time for retreat is upon us, which is a view that is based more on a hunch than on verifiable metrics, but the hunch is what is often correct in the short term, and the short term is what everyone is focused on, and the long-term outlook is a completely different conversation that is being postponed indefinitely, which is a tragedy, because true wealth is built slowly, but the immediate concern is the daily chart, which is what is causing the palpitations, and the conclusion is inescapable: the weight of evidence suggests that the SPY is going to go down, is is is, which is the only point that is being made, even though no actual point is being made at all, because the wind is shifting direction, which is a sign of nothing, and the bell is about to ring, and the result is what it is.

“Just invest in an index fund and you’ll have enough money to retire by the time you’re 60” Ehh, no thanks. I’ll invest in meme stocks and penny tickers and get rich by next month or go broke trying.

Michael Burry packed up his fund, slapped on a parachute, and yeeted himself into the financial ether. Man’s the modern-day D.B. Cooper, except instead of cash, he’s running off with put contracts.

Just buy an index fund, unless you’re looking to start a career in loss porn

All these articles saying hedge fund dumping stocks is getting me scared lol. I have my life savings in the stock market.

Nvda earnings are going to be so good, every dumbass hedge fund and bank will be scrambling to buy everything back at a higher price.

Obviously he doesn’t have his money in an index fund Einstein.

It's crazy how many people invest in fake money that doesn't do anything except fund gambling websites and drug deals.

I got out last December. I have outperformed TSLA and AMZN by just sitting in a money market fund.

I will never gamble ever again. I will be poor with 10% yearly average index fund growth. Knowing my luck we will see the next 10 years with no stock market growth like post dotcom bubble. It just makes no sense when the bets always end up 50/50s that you always lose. Honestly this whole stock thing is overrated anyway. Imagine investing at the absolute peak of a new dotcom bubble like a fucking moron.

I am here once again pledging for your support in contributing to my food fund. I will not be able to afford food for the foreseeable future and will depend on the generosity from WSB degens moving forward. Please DM for my Venmo. Thank you.

🎵 Saudis with your investment fund, won't you pump my bags for fun? 🎵

saudi invesment is more like $100 million in actual investment and 599 billion someones slush fund

Saudi PIF just sold US stocks two days ago. Now they say they will consider investing 110% of their fund in the US market? Haha

The Saudi wealth fund in total is only $1 trillion, so unless they're relocating all of that into the US, I don't know where the money is coming from

Please back to ATH, modern dating is a scam so I need to fund hookers and blow ❤️ 

You don't even need a crash now and this is already going down as one of the most pathetic years in Market history.  Dead average 12% return at best on a supposed AI Renaissance that so far resulted in billions (trillions?) in dollars and watts of energy wasted. All to fund the Great Race to Replace the last high earning secure job types aside from Plumber. Nuclear Reactors? Like now we're interested in building Nuclear Reactors? Just for mining 🌽 and AI? All that for Sora Vids on Fat Parkour and a ChatGPT Waifu that will still cheat on you eventually. TLDR: The 🍟 are a lie. Did you ever even bother to look in all those 🛍s you're holding?

Looks like Saylor had a productive night at the dumpsters and got more liquidity to fund his next round of corn purchase

*Michael Beary shuts down fund* MM: time to tank it boiz

Amazon.com Inc. raised $15 billion in its first US dollar bond offering in three years, adding to a spree of jumbo debt sales by technology firms as they race to fund artificial-intelligence infrastructure. The proceeds of the deal — which topped initial estimates by $3 billion — will be used for everything from acquisitions and capital expenditures to share buybacks, according to people with knowledge of the matter.

LONG 'MAGNIFICIENT SEVEN' IS MOST CROWDED TRADE, BOFA SURVEY SAYS Buying the leading U.S. tech stocks of Alphabet, Amazon, Apple, Meta Platforms, Microsoft, Nvidia and Tesla--referred to as the "Magnificient Seven"--is considered the most crowded trade by 54% of respondents in the Bank of America global fund manager survey for November. Long Magnificient Seven overtook long gold as the most crowded trade in November, BofA says. What could go right?