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what if I'm looking at your 7-figure trust fund and I don't want your daughter?

If you don't have a 7 figure trust fund don't even look at my daughter poors

makes sense. Why invest billions in openai when $GOOGL can fund itself and give you same if not better software

Insider and hedge fund purchases with a plan for company turnaround but Reddit sleuths seem to know all

This is why you buy the CIRCLE. Money flows from META to GOOGL instead of NVDA? No problem, it's only a fund transfer within the circle.

Sonic the Hedge-fund Hog?

haahahahah burry got bankrupted so hard he had to close his fund and start selling subscriptions for a newsletter hahahah this is the equivalent of starting an onlyfans

Hey gang. If you are a teenager, go ahead and keep using the word “manipulated” when things don’t go your way. You sound like a teenager so it’s appropriate. The rest of us know that: of course everything is “manipulated”. Every bank, every fund, every country is using all the tools at their disposal to make as much money as possible. Every day. And you just don’t have any tools and you have almost no money.

Michael Burry closing his fund and pivoting to Substack is a pretty good reminder that, in most bubbles, the real money isn’t made by shorting them, it’s made by talking about them.

Burry used to have cool Hollywood and Hedge Fund mystique. He is a fkng loser milking his stupid blog now.

Big moves locked in before the Holidays so fund managers can go on vacation hopefully without emergency zoom meetings?

Michael burry closed down his hedge fund to sell butthole pics

Michael burry closed his hedge fund to become an influencer 

My hope is that everyone pumping everything else pivots into a huge dump to fund more NVDA

Nah that's european fund managers.

Imagine managing a fund in NY, having a Maybach with a driver, losing $980,000,000 for the year and collecting $170,000,000 in fees

*Ha, retail’s still keeping NVDA down* *Ha, yeah…* Two Wall Street fund managers vacationing in the South of France

NVO: We are going to test this drug on alzheimer's. It probably won’t work and it’s a long shot but we will test it anyway. Hedge fund: Cool. >It Fails. NVO: Oh well we tried. Has nothing to do with our underlying business. Would have been cool though. Hedge Fund: SELL IT ALL! NVO: 👁️👄👁️

Covered a little QQQ short at 595 (from 596.1), to fund my breakfast.

I used to be little bit jealous when I saw somebody driving a nice car, but nowadays I just think how that guy is paying arm and a leg every month to fund that benz

if u guys think we are going green anytime soon then you are regarded as the government allowing “private credit funds” to fund banks

Invest in my fund and I guarantee 3% returns every year

This sub is so ghey now on every loss post it is a race to say "tHaT wOuLd hAvE bEeN X iF yOu HaD pUt It InTo An InDeX fUnD" like no shit you retard

Emptied the 401k and kids college fund for tomorrow. Shorting the market, here comes a new house or a box and Wendy’s

Man you ain't lying. People crying bout taxes too and fund weird ass people's lifestyle by holding the bags.

I used work for pension fund as an IT worker not trader and got fired for “suggesting stupid shit” BTC at 2015 and nvdia early 2017 ( although this was crypto play in my eyes back than too) and than making joke about it once they 3-5x . true story

I think my IBIT leaps will fund further gambling initiatives for me. Thank you for your time on this matter

Genesis Mission coming for bers. Once T figured out NVDA = SPY and QQQ up, it was only a matter of time before he used the gov't to fund them.

Burry's fund still exists, it's just a family office. He closed it to avoid having to explain himself. He's not a financial advisor anymore, though.

It's pretty wild that Norway's sovereign wealth fund invested in MSTR lol.

All my credit card debt gone. Plenty leftover to have emergency fund. https://preview.redd.it/qnq1hozist2g1.png?width=635&format=png&auto=webp&s=bdf05e4bbbe40cbc2d04351f8e224fcecbb50843

He's going to ask gov to create the bitcoin fund AKA tax payer funded bailout of BTC where we take the losses and they keep the gains

buy yourself a pair of awesome tits and seduce a hedge fund executive.

Because they're offsides. Retail bought the April dip, they didn't. I read that 70% of hedge fund managers are underperforming SPX The correction may go deeper, down to the 200 day average, but I'm not buying this is the start of a bear market. Earnings are too good. We sr just pricing out the November rate cut right now.

Fun fact: Money market fund is ATH. $7.5T. Imagine $1T of them moves to buy NVDA after rate cut. NVDA will double. Bears won the fight during this week and last week, but bulls are historically more "violent" than bears, especially during recovery.

That kind of stuff has an inch of disclaimers. But if they are a fiduciary.. I looked it is a legitimate target date fund if you are retiring in 2060 ish You got a long way to go...now go and procreate

It’s so fucked up that if I hadn’t spend hundreds, possibly thousands of hours learning to trade, trading, glued to my phone for 6 hours a day and instead just got a decent job and put money into an index fund I’d probably be better off right now. Oh well, I’m in too deep now. Fuck, I sound like Dave Ramsey.

Spy reaching 900 before summer next year is probobly an underestimation if anything. Once the good news starts rolling in we will have nothing but pure green days. And bears will fund us on our way up by buying even more puts. 1800-2400 by december next year. We will have the bots on 2 feet by then.

I’m willing to bet the current administration announces a “sovereign crypto fund” this weekend in an attempt to pump crypto markets

Michael Burry said SELL near the 2022/2023 bottom And capitulated on his shorts and closed his fund at the top You really can't make this shit up

# 🌽 hopes the government to step in and buy a lot of Bitcoin for the Strategic Reserve, essentially make the Reserve a Bitcoin bailout fund, pushing losses onto taxpayers # Can 🌽 retards just be normal and do 0DTE options like the rest of us here??????

About to make make a hedge fund called WeBear

A million new bears have been born to fund the next pump

The Japanese government may torpedo the U.S. economy. It claims it will fund its huge stimulus package without increasing JGB issuance. Perhaps the plan is to sell U.S. Treasuries to pay for it. That will send U.S. bond yields higher and the dollar lower, worsening stagflation.

Funny bc I've just read that 5 big tech cos recently flooded the bond mkt with the highest total amounts ever to fund their ai capex 😂

We really need a crowd fund a bloomie terminal so we can all have real time access to news. Half the time it pumps and we don’t have a clue why

I remember I saw one video. A intern at a hedge fund one time accidentally bought a penny stock by mistake and shot it up causing millions of dollars of losses to the firm. The news tried to explain why this stock was up in every way except market manipulation. Just remember a few funds and banks have crazy outsized influence and with collusion, can tank the market easily.

You just don’t want to admit market manipulation. I remember I saw one video. A intern at a hedge fund one time accidentally bought a penny stock by mistake and shot it up causing millions of dollars of losses to the firm. The news tried to explain why this stock was up in every way except market manipulation. Just admit it

No, it’s not over. It’s only begun. Next comes the relief rallies immediately abused for sell side liquidity, then flight to safety in staples, healthcare, and energy, then the full rotation to value as underperforming fund managers try to catch up to the benchmark, selling tech the whole way down

The worst loss porn I ever saw was an old man outside a casino. I was up like a $100 on blackjack and my buddy was joking about how terrible a night he had losing his kids college fund and this old guy hes just sitting on a bench outside of the casino wrining his hands looking distraught. my buddy asked him whats up how his night was going. the guy was like just lost the deed to the house on a 600 roulette spin