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You're essentially just looking for a bull that'll fund your puts, right?

I will continue sitting on my trust fund until a proper discount presents. Buying calls at the top has burned me every time

do you all vote for the shareholder stuff? Schwab will not stop annoying me about voting for QQQ. I'm sure my little 65 or whatever share vote will change the direction of the fund

be Michael Burry >born 1971 in San Jose, CA >age 2, get eye cancer, lose the whole thing >rock a glass eye >have no depth perception but still play football >high school: Santa Teresa, ace everything, zero friends (for the character arc) 1990s: >UCLA econ + pre-med >obsessed with stocks >start posting value picks on obscure forums >become message board mod >get noticed by Vanguard and Joel Greenblatt >start a fund 1997: >Vanderbilt med school >MD achievement unlocked >Work as a doctor while moonlighting as “Dr. Doom” on stock forums >Stanford residency in neurology > gets bored of med >quit med career >take entire inheritance + family loans and launch Scion Capital 2000-2007 >Scion returns 489% crushing $spy >spot housing bubble before everyone else >beg banks for credit default swaps on subprime mortgages >"Uh, we want to bet the house burns down?" Banks: "Lmao sure, weirdo" >investors riot: "You're insane, gimme my money!" >raise gates in a side pocket so they can’t withdraw funds 2008: >Market melts down, swaps pay out >bag $100M personally, $700M for LPs >Wall Street: "How tf did he know?" >Feds + SEC up his ass >close Scion, return capital (sick of the assholes) 2010: >gets a book written about him > "The Big Short" movie gets made >Christian Bale plays you as autistic drum-banging 300IQ spastic >Overnight fame >Relaunch as Scion Asset Management, focus water/gold/farmland >portfolio hits $100M+ by 2016 2025: >become active on Twitter >publicly short $nvda >make 20% within 3 weeks >Shut down Scion >Start Substack newsletter >Generate $10 million+ run rate revenue on day 1 for sharing shitposts

Here comes our little hedge fund manager! Come tell everyone about your big gains!

Tempted to sell everything on Friday before the hedge fund managers can come back to work on Monday to dump everything

gotta fund my calls one way or another

Lmao, if you want some risk, silver miners can be 100 percent of your dicking around fund

With blackjack. And hookers! You know what? Forget the fund.

Will you be high while managing the fund? Investors will need to know how high we are going

going to start my own hedge fund called "it's too damn high 👏"

in June, 2019 - US authorities in Philadelphia seized a container ship owned by JP Morgan Chase fund with $1.3 billion/20 tons of cocaine on board.

Starting a ber charity fund, sponsored by the Strong Conk Bols of WSB (SCBWSB) and we will be having a charity auction. Dm to send an item for the auction. We will be using the money for a yacht trip that will be vlogged and sent to the bers as compensation for their losses. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

‘There’s our little hedge fund manager.’

Don't tell me fund managers lost money again.

The Ai environment reminds me of 2007. Every company is going deep in debt to fund AI. most projects will never see the light of day. Once the music stops, government will to step in to bail out these companies. But before the bailout will be carnage.

Hedge fund should take PTOs for the rest of the year

i fund my casino addiction with market gains

I received $1.79 dividend payment this morning. Can any Schwab user on here tell me how I can fund out which stocks these come from?

The algos and fund managers are too retarded to know the difference between custom asics and gpus so they’re just rotating 😭 Why do all the retards have the money

that tariff money goes into his sovereign fund. We'll never see it.

Fund managers not even awake yet, laying next to two overpriced prostitutes, and mfs are already predicting how the market will go today

The big option volume days are the days when the price doesnt move an inch, flipping 10000 options per second and scalping every transaction is how they fund propping up the market. So we have had 45 of the most manipulated stock market price action days in history this year. Yea that tracks.

Sure thing, just hand over 87k to your nearby friendly Ponzi scheme running hedge fund manager and you can be the proud owner of a zero value commodity!

I don’t have any to give you but a very kind hedge fund manager is more than happy to give you one for a measly 87k! That’s sounds like a steal to you!

I love crypto because I have a ton of shady clients in my business and they always pay me in USDT. I simply convert it to ETH, send it to Robinhood, and cash them out to fund more 0dte’s

I have somehow guessed up or down perfectly for 1 week straight. I went from $500 -> $15,500 in 2 weeks with $2500 of it already moved to my bank account. I plan on selling all my short dated stuff tomorrow and fully fund my emergency fund. Will leave my 3/20 $170 MSTR call and 2/29 $170 NVDA calls open - Everything else is getting sold at market open. I might make a full post about this one, it still doesn't feel real.

Fund managers

Well yea thats because they wanted to make a short squeeze on the last big tech name they hadnt AI squeezed yet. The bubble was popping ahead of schedule, they had to get the emergency Buffet fund to pour billions into pumping Goog to start their short squeeze. Notice how literally every single mag 7 has been claimed to be the AI leader in the past year at some point? First they said it was microsoft, then they said it was Amazon, then it was tesla, then it was meta and now we have Google as the leader. Wow, funny how that works!

People make up shit to fit their narratives. Fund managers don’t give a fuck about yearly cycles.

I keep seeing this rumor get reposted about fund managers being behind this year so there is a guaranteed Santa rally. Don't fund managers get paid whether or not prices go up or down? Also with the huge bull year we already had, how could they be behind?

I never really put it together that NVDA is 8% of the S&P. So basically every retirement fund out there is pumping it up.

How Mr Saylor going to find like $90M of preferred dividends to be paid in Q4 is the question we should all be asking., Is he going to issue more shares again? He doesnt not have the $ to fund the preferred dividends.

Hedge Fund Managers need to chase performance into the end of the year. They are gonna buy the dip in NVDA and be market- or overweight GOOG. Buy NVDA and GOOG. Easy..

Bears tomorrow in a job interview. ​Interviewer: "I see a gap in your resume from 2020 to 2023. What were you doing?" ​Candidate: "I was a fiercely independent risk manager for a boutique hedge fund managing private capital." ​Interviewer: "You were gambling your student loans on puts in your underwear, weren't you?" ​Candidate: "Yes. Now, when does my shift at the fry station start? I have margin calls to pay."

Is this a real recovery back to ATH are all the bear hedge fund managers just on vacation

I have $185 calls, but not an investor. More like "fund relocator" from my pocket to others'. Kinda like charity or something.

I don't even have a position in SPY but I hope whichever fund V'd that shit got their asshole widened.

But the psychopath fund manager on bloomberg said concentration risk wasn't a problem?

There goes the kids college fund

Covered a little QQQ short at 603.4 (from 606.6) to fund my breakfast 🐻😆

None of these people understand this technology, which is why they need to fund the companies to replace themselves. Analysts are useless.

BESSENT SAYS NEXT FED CHAIR NEEDS TO 'SIMPLIFY THINGS' FOR US SLUSH FUND HOLDERS

Lower rate allows small business to grow, because they don’t have access to cheap capital and need loans to borrow and fund. This keeps up employment. And an inflationary environment that is driven by trade, immigration, and fiscal policy isn’t going to be controlled by a rate hike, which for the most part only affects supply side.

We would pay you to stay out Sort of a go fund you

The real question is did the fund managers and big boys load long or short before going to Nantucket?

You are just used to Gpt Gemini does it better and biggest thing is it was cheaper to make and run. Why will investors pay billions to openai when google can self fund better projects