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Nah, it's their fault. Shoulda yoloed in on nvda at the bottom using my college fund

I'm too stupid for that. That's why this is a gambling account and not my actual retirement fund lol

Whether or not the deal is a problem will depend on NFLX contribution to the inauguration fund

I want to start a new port and fund it with only $250 and give myself 3 tries to aggressively turn that $250 into 1 million. All it takes is a 3 week winning streak of full port aggression. If it don’t work so be it as long as I’m not touching my savings

Am I dumb? I have a bunch of calls on Kodak Eastman. They just became cash positive selling a pension fund and netted close to a billion. They also have entered the pharma industry. Anyways I have had rolling calls all year. I am almost back to not losing money on them. Should I exit or is this likely to make me finally win at something? They are almost to 9 dollars a share now. I keep thinking they are worth like at least 20 but I need someone to explain why they are valued fairly currently.

imho, googl. Facebook is still dumping resources into Metaverse for whatever insane justification, and took on a lot of debt to fund their own AI datacenters... which is a long way from profitability optimistically. Realistically, going by that recent MIT study... they wont ever breakeven within our lifetimes (with their AI venture).

Why is no one talking about the mutual fund that owns SpaceX being up 20% yesterday from SpaceX getting repriced at 800 billion dollars

My average P/E is 13 and I have minimal index fund exposure so if Michael Burry is right I will be rich and you will all be poor!

Betting my kids’ college fund on PLAB

Lucky for Elon tesla is not a car company. But a Saudi charity fund.

Yeah and some of the funds pulled out since they’ve been getting blown up. The AMD 3x inverse fund had to close down after the OpenAI deal

Doesn't it suck knowing on those days you lost $20K that only paid for like an oil change on a hedge fund manager's hyper car?

Now the owner of not 1, but 2! Shady as fuck car companies with my index fund. Great.

S&P has jumped the shark, this is the beginning of the end of the index-fund era

fuck an index fund

Just one hedge fund manager in London buying and selling spy calls, no volume

Do you think the hedge fund algos have a groupchat

Teucrim Corn Fund

brilliant you should start a hedge fund

He will keep dumping stock to fund Blue Origin, for as long as it takes for that company to succeed.

sell a company for a few million and park it in an index fund. log into the account once every five or so years. that’s all it takes.

The U.S. Social Security fund faces depletion by 2033, potentially leading to a 23% benefit cut without congressional intervention.

I would like to speak to the manager of the youtube that convinced me to buy stocks in this shitty yieldmax fund.

It's because there's the exact same amount of buy & sell orders coming in from the hundreds of stocks in the fund ....at exactly the same time ....all day long ...for the last two weeks straight. It's definitely not manipulation.

It's called a Target Date Fund my man.

Why do you think they keep buying stakes in other companies. Nvidia is now 10% a hedge fund for their investors 😭

Get them a donation to the human fund

Same/I looked at the ticker corn, I thought they were talking about that. When I constantly saw numbers over 80k that's when I realized that it cannot be about the Teucrium Corn Fund lol. It hit me a few days ago that coin does sound a bit like corn, that's why they call it corn... :P lal

If you guys could please check out my go fund me, I’m trying to raise 13 billion dollars so that I can finally reach my dreams of being stupid, filthy rich

Ya I got a gambling fund put aside

Here’s an idea for something fun. Create 3 accounts and fund each with $200 and go wild with options trading. Try to see how far you can go and each account buy somewhat the opposite of other accounts and other stocks. Have one account dedicated to only buying the dip. One account dedicated to only buying the hottest stocks only and one account only buying spy. You may be surprised by the results

Someone tell me why I shouldn't take my entire 50k emergency fund and put it into apple 

Why if Dell is the ones paying it they call it the trump Fund ?

Has a single rumor released by The Information ever come true? 🫡 to Citadel or whatever hedge fund(s) is using those fake stories to pump or dump certain stocks!

He shut down his fund

i believe government can confiscate if an account went untouch for too long. They claim it as lost fund.

Sold some NVDA at 182.9 (cost 178.3) and fund my breakfast, 💰

End of the year. Big fund managers need to fill their reports with stocks regular people will recognize.

imagine ur pension fund investing in anthropic/openai shares, but again most probably won't get any meaningful pension

Sold a bunch of a mutual fund and wondering where and when to reinvest the cash.

thanks i agree, im also a trust fund kid so she lost out on 10x that lol i will tho

Now accepting investments for my new mutual fund. Guaranteed 5% losses yoy.

if they're scared, they could at least do short term treasury fund USFR/BIL 85%, sprinkle in 5% GLD and 10% VT. No fancy words, if they don't understand, it'll freak them out. Short term treasuries backed by the united states government, Gold spot price, and a global equity fund that owns basically every business in the entire globe.

Congrats future hedge fund manager! Your local Wendy's is paying that to each member of its crew every day, with no risk! Wendys is hiring! Source: Wendy's Careers https://share.google/HHTqf1DdZ35zOafBB

Did well on IBIT calls today- crazy you can make real money trading financial derivatives on an ETF benchmark fund tracking the price of pretend magic internet money.

Some hedge fund must've had it with the selling off of LLY all day. Last 3 minutes straight up $6 from the day's low.

you guys remember that time this sub forced a hedge fund out of their short position on a failing video game retailer, then thousands of people who had never traded before lost their life savings and started an online cult convinced that the entire US government was running a conspiracy to manipulate the stock price of a single company that was a classic

Mfw the 2x UNH fund is doing worse than UNH itself, let alone 2x it. Like that’s a little sus

Drake & Josh need to open a hedge fund and make a new show of it