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dude, look around, little contagion. what does that tell you? fund houses just trimming some excess, AI trade continues

Wait till overnight is finished, I forsee a further bleed till we start visiting hedge fund managers to sing them Christmas songs (hope I am wrong)

I guess Burry already sold his LULU longs when he liquidated his fund lmao

You do not have the stomach to trade my way. My hedge fund is down 60% and I'm not sweating it, but all of my options are expiring next year. It will rebound..always does

Burry closed his fund because investors realized he was retarded and gay

Hey guys this is my first post but I do a lot of reading what you all have to say and a lot of laughs, guys I’m out of the market and would not want to be long now, I’m waiting for a good setup, personally if I were a huge hedge fund manager I’d be unloading big time right now, what are you guys doing?

Yeah, market = giant hedge fund scam

So the only way to keep the economy afloat is to print a ton of money and fund AI. Which also means massive unemployment. GG

I do see why some just throw it all in an index fund. Although when you're up a lot over the index it does feel good. But it stops being fun after a while

Larry Ellison is running out of cash to fund his little boy at Paramount! lol I hope Netflix gets Warner.... It's better for the movie business. Trump only wants Warner to fire liberals at CNN.

PSLV is even better. Fund is actually backed by real silver

The cost of insuring Oracle ​debt against default surged ‌on Thursday to its highest ‌in at least five years, after the company's results missed forecasts, reigniting investor concern ⁠about its ‌massive borrowing to fund its push into ‍AI. This company is such a scam. They have to carry insurance for debt default!

Have a rainy day fund for emergencies but beyond that, enjoy your money and spend it before printer really kicks in. Invest the rest in equities. Don't be a retard ber sitting in cash and bonds.

I bet he’s trying to fund his sons’s ventures

I love losing money everyday! Donating to starving children? Nah. Donating to the market so a hedge fund manager can afford his third yacht? Hell yes!

#In Wolf of Wall Street this hedge fund guy says his secret to successful trading is to fap twice a day. LMAO🤌

Real question - When a fund manager sends a trade ticket with the instruction “buy 1000 shares of NVDA in line” to the trading desk, what does this mean exactly? Does this generally mean Not to create any price impact?

We should all go sing Christmas songs at our local hedge fund managers house

I don't know how you watch that [video of Sam Altman losing his shit like a toddler](https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/sam-altman-loses-cool-revenue) when gently questioned about how OpenAI is going to fund these virtual trillions it's throwing around and think, yeah, this is the poster boy for the next industrial revolution.

dad did you make back my college fund that you lost on 0dtes

#Social Security Fund has an annual return on investment of 1.7%. They are even underperforming bonds. If we had put Social Security money into SPY, everyone in the country could retire rich LMAO🤌

lolol this trash gonna go up the next 2 or 3 years straight to infinity until all these politcians and fund managers in their 70s retire. Then nuke it and be like. Yeah we fucked up. Inflation is 15 percent and rates are 0. Here ya go next generation good luck not our problem anymore

Oracle taking on massive debt to fund massive revenue opportunity but then misses on said revenue 🤣🤣🤣that company is toast

Breaking news: Larry no longer has the money to fund his son’s bid for Warner Bros Discovery.

Spent $26,000 to make $69 today, wish me luck on my Senior Analyst application to hedge fund

F\*\*\*, JPOW is selling both calls and puts to fund the government deficit.

Sold all my longs, every index fund, every call, everything. We are 100% crashing today

This is the true power of AI. Pump the stocks that fund the AI machine.

Imagine putting your cash in a money market fund😂

Just wondering if EM ex-china makes sense. They are like 30% of any EM fund but they are such a risky bet.

Gigantic Canadian pension fund just decided to overweight giga-mega-hyper'Tech. Need I say more? Bearhunter??

Not surprising but CNBC Fed survey of fund managers, traders, and economists expect Hassett to be more of a dove than Powell. Given Powell himself is objectively one of the more dovish chairs throughout history, that would be very accommodative for markets. >The December survey shows 84% believe President Donald Trump will tap Hassett, director of the National Economic Council, to head the central bank. But only 11% think that’s what the president should do. Fed Governor Christopher Waller is the favored pick of 47% of respondents, followed by Kevin Warsh at 23%. But only 5% of respondents think Trump will pick either of the two. >76% of respondents think the next Fed chair will be more dovish than current Fed chief Jerome Powell. >A 51% majority believe the next Fed chair is likely to fulfill the president’s desires for lower rates, compared to 41% who believe he will act independently.

Calls on the way up, puts on the way down for the selloff to fund his degenerate son’s latest venture. 😂

The top U.S. watchdog agency ​for consumer financial protection ‌said Tuesday it will issue interim ‌regulations for "open banking" and consumer data rights because it expects to run out of ⁠money before ‌completing a process now underway to rewrite ‍Biden-era regulations. The White ⁠House has refused to fund the agency

#JPow gonna be like Burry and announce that he's closing down SPY fund. LMAO🤌

Buls want a world where 25% of everything we export goes into the mango slush fund

just buy some bond fund imo. Let them decide the mix.

How they fund their socialism.

"The spread on Microsoft default swaps is remarkably wide for a AAA rated company, according to Andrew Weinberg, a portfolio manager at [Saba Capital Management](https://archive.is/o/X3iHR/https://www.bloomberg.com/quote/3328773Z:US), a hedge fund management firm that has been selling protection. By comparison, protection on Johnson & Johnson, the other US company rated AAA, cost about 19 basis points a year on Thursday."

My money market fund is outperforming Amazon on a YoY basis. 🤗

Burry is such a good investor that he closed his fund

You listened to the guy who had to close his fund for losing money 🥀

Very disappointed that we never had a sci fi movie where instead of jail sentences you have to contribute to a politicians ballroom fund

I have too much money in ARCC already but good call. JEPQ looks interesting. Basically Thetagang started and index fund to generate cash?

Burry closed his funds for the right reasons, dude is an inverse indicator now, everything his fund touches will be shorted to death

Didn't he just give up his fund since he couldn't make any sense out of the latest markets .?

Retarded fund managers buying CVNA and selling GOOGL ♿️🤡

It’s the same shit 3/5 days of the week they slow the flow from noon till 3 to kill theta unless a massive order overwhelms the bid/ask or some buy/sell algo is activated by a fund

Jared Kushner is now involved, very likely Paramount's bid will be succesful over Netflix. Donald Trump & DOJ will deny Netflix. "Our other outside financing partners (the Public Investment Fund (Kingdom of Saudi Arabia), L’imad Holding Company PJSC (Abu Dhabi), Qatar Investment Authority (Qatar) and Affinity Partners (Jared Kushner)) have agreed to forgo any governance rights – including board representation – associated with their non-voting equity investments. Accordingly, the Transaction will not be within CFIUS’s jurisdiction."

pure hopium to fund my gambling addiction