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No moves until 10 AM, vix options expiring. CPI Data and Bank of Japan hike not priced in yet. Hedge fund managers are risk off they already hit their bonus, liquidity dry, End of Jan gov shut down will make it drier. Puts until short term calls Friday near power hour. Then Jan we dip again and mid next year moon into mid terms. People have short memories. 12/19 650p $META 12/19 680p $SPY after 10AM. Pin this comment and come back EOD/Tomorrow. Your welcome

So TSLA has almost the same trading volume as the biggest index fund in the world

Hedge fund when?

Bought some TSLQ (ie 2X bear fund) at the stock’s all-time high right before the close. Feeling pretty good about it. Easy fucking money.

Dude it was retarded i wasted 3 years! Paying high interest to banks selling at losses to cover rent and payments i could of been dollar costing into an index fund. I always maxed my 401k im lucky i did that. Never doing that shit again im lucky i was able to pay off all loans with the 401k loan

If you want I can send yah a referral link. We both get $100 if you open & fund an account ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ \--- Basically the idea is just have enough USD (or CAD there) so you never dip into the margin. Since it is a margin account tho - you don't have to wait for settlement which is nice. You can buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell using the same capital. You won't pay any margin fees / interest on that. You only pay margin fees if you're positions are larger than your collateral. If you sell - you immediately get the profit (or loss) credited to your balance (and you can reuse it again, without incurring any fees).

Ark fund is 12% Tesla, what are you talking about? https://www.ark-funds.com/funds/arkk#hold

Dumbest market in history. None of the fundamentals are truly there, every time Taco dog whistles tariffs, his WS cronies know beforehand to buy puts, and every time they know everyone will panic sell at the first sign of well deserved fear due to the fake market, his WS cronies are ready to buy the shakedown dip. Hey, at least Barron's trust fund is at ATHs though.

Tesla is basically a go fund me account for Elon worshipers to donate to their master Tesla being at all-time high due to robotaxis makes no sense And please don't bring up EVs, the business is going downhill

Could we not get together and crowd fund a bloomie terminal. A mod could help us get an immediate news feed so we actually know what the fuck is going on

We are witnessing profitable business models being destroyed to fund something that can’t be monetized. Tech bros are going to post mythical loss porns pretty soon. Calls on XOM

Might actually dcf into a index fund tbh. It’s bound to pick up

Lemme just put your money to work in this nice and safe american stock market index fund to compou..... annnnnnnnnd it's gone It's gone. It's all gone. The market didn't do so well because we all lost our jobs and it's gone. Also the data center in your county is jacking up your electricity prices by 400% and there will be no water to drink in order to cool the server so that the prez can make memes on his phone

Just sold pretty dumb AMPX covered calls in order to fund a couple 0DTE SPX 6795 calls 💀

imagine thinking any administration is going to change your stock portfolio they're all retards. fund wars. print money. inflate assets. repeat.

AI debt is actually now its own crisis. You don't honestly think Wall Street will still continue to fund this if investors lost 1.35 billion on Oracle bonds issued in September.

where fund managers are not buying?

The fucking bills went straight into mangos slush fund man, were fucked, were fucked!

I just looked into it last weekend but I doubt i would have bought puts at the top anyway. Too hard to get that right. I think I read over $8billion in bonds plus accelerated dilution to fund their purchases of 🌽 which now has a cost basis of $76k. There is a real possibilty this house of cards collapses which means there is plenty of time to make money here.

Some of yall out here talking about bonds like you’re managing a sovereign wealth fund. Please go on about your $65k portfolio’s projected 4% returns lmao

Crazy how scammer Ellison can’t even fund Oracle’s datacenters and his nepo baby still made a fake bid on WB to try to scam Netflix. Trash ass scammer family 😭

Burry closed his fund and positions too early. Just confirms that he is a retard who hit it big once, just like us.

#This is why 95% of fund managers fail to beat SPY. On most days SPY is the only green stock LMAO🤌

SPY more temperamental than a hedge fund manager on coke rn

“Mama why aren’t I getting any presents this year?” “Because your father thinks he’s autistic bear lord hedge fund manager Michael Burry.”

JPMORGAN LAUNCHES FIRST TOKENIZED MONEY MARKET FUND ON ETHEREUM -- WSJ Please pump my BMNR so I can breakeven

Once again I am asking my fellow WSBs to fund my hooker and blow campaign. Bring back ORCL to 200 tyvm.

Same. Want to start a hedge fund?

He'll be auctioning off quarters to the first 10,000 Patriots that make a $50000 donation to the 🥭 fund

To an extend yes but 'fund always goes up' just doesn't always work. Any weird custom 2010s fund will still have a big chunk of bonds.

Thinking of shifting completely out of SPAXX to SGOV.  I live in a no tax state, so the benefits would mainly be to lose less yield to internal fund fees.  Sound like a plan, cash gang?

Uh no poors want that trust fund baby

My Aunt worked at a Travel Agency for decades. They would get free trips all over the world, at the expense of the hotels/airlines/cruise lines. The internet came and essentially made that entire industry obsolete in a matter of a few years. How long until hedge fund managers & trade desks are completely replaced by AI agents? I give it 5 years.

I got a new investment if any of you regards want to get in on the ground floor We are going to create a 3x leveraged nasdaq ETF that is only leveraged on green days. If the NASDAQ is up 1% in a day, our fund is up 3% If the NASDAQ is down 1% in a day, our fund is up 1% Who is in. Looking for serious investors only Looking for a total of $250 mil and only looking for investors putting up $1 mil

Don’t forget to tip your hedge fund managers this holiday season 🎄

if you're winning you don't need other people to fund you tho... it's a catch 22 there. The guys who are good at the game typically just self fund. I don't wanna fund other peoples gambling addictions. I wanna make money...

I need another 25k for playing puts so let me know if you're looking to fund another degenerate

Money market fund and ride off into the sunset.

I own SpaceX thru Baron's Partners Fund. It jumped 19% this past week based on new funding round.

All in...to a money market fund.

Most traders lost money compared to index fund and leaving it the fuck alone You are here to gamble your way out of being a wage slave. Good luck

All I want for Christmas is a random penny stock to bloat up to AZO levels so I can use perpetual SBLOCs to fund my dionysian slob lifestyle

Do you think there are hedge fund managers here trying to understand what regards here do?

Do you think that was a drunk fund manager who nuked 600k SPY shares 2 hours ago like a gay ber thinking we'd go down to 675, then just sobered up in the meantime and panic bought back those shares like a good wsb FOMO regard when 682.5 was holding ? 🤔😂

Tbh if Larry or David Ellison starts to sell off their media empire to fund their data centers, then I’ll allow this sell off.

Guess the difficult part of making massive gains is knowing that probably a third of them technically don’t belong to you and instead go to Uncle Sam, probably to fund an impending war with Venezuela…

# AND THERE IT IS BOTTOM IS IN # COKED UP FUND MANAGERS ALL SLAMMING 0DTE SPXW CALLS ON A LOW VOLUME DECEMBER FRIDAY # BUY CALLS WITH CONFIDENCE HERE

AVGO has been mentioning there are only about potential 8-10 companies who can try to develop custom ASICs given the large-scale nature of the business. Google, Meta, ByteDance, Anthropic, OpenAI have already made the list, customer #5 is potentially the sixth customer (despite the misnomer) and could be Apple given they are one of few remaining traditional companies with a deep enough balance sheet to fund long-term agreements

Theoretically, would choosing a vanguard mutual fund be better than just the voo etf? Or is voo a better growth option?

Ber the type to look at their child, call the double top, then proceed to blow the college fund 😡