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How Mr Saylor going to find like $90M of preferred dividends to be paid in Q4 is the question we should all be asking., Is he going to issue more shares again? He doesnt not have the $ to fund the preferred dividends.

Hedge Fund Managers need to chase performance into the end of the year. They are gonna buy the dip in NVDA and be market- or overweight GOOG. Buy NVDA and GOOG. Easy..

Bears tomorrow in a job interview. ​Interviewer: "I see a gap in your resume from 2020 to 2023. What were you doing?" ​Candidate: "I was a fiercely independent risk manager for a boutique hedge fund managing private capital." ​Interviewer: "You were gambling your student loans on puts in your underwear, weren't you?" ​Candidate: "Yes. Now, when does my shift at the fry station start? I have margin calls to pay."

Is this a real recovery back to ATH are all the bear hedge fund managers just on vacation

I have $185 calls, but not an investor. More like "fund relocator" from my pocket to others'. Kinda like charity or something.

I don't even have a position in SPY but I hope whichever fund V'd that shit got their asshole widened.

But the psychopath fund manager on bloomberg said concentration risk wasn't a problem?

There goes the kids college fund

Covered a little QQQ short at 603.4 (from 606.6) to fund my breakfast 🐻😆

None of these people understand this technology, which is why they need to fund the companies to replace themselves. Analysts are useless.

BESSENT SAYS NEXT FED CHAIR NEEDS TO 'SIMPLIFY THINGS' FOR US SLUSH FUND HOLDERS

Lower rate allows small business to grow, because they don’t have access to cheap capital and need loans to borrow and fund. This keeps up employment. And an inflationary environment that is driven by trade, immigration, and fiscal policy isn’t going to be controlled by a rate hike, which for the most part only affects supply side.

We would pay you to stay out Sort of a go fund you

The real question is did the fund managers and big boys load long or short before going to Nantucket?

You are just used to Gpt Gemini does it better and biggest thing is it was cheaper to make and run. Why will investors pay billions to openai when google can self fund better projects

what if I'm looking at your 7-figure trust fund and I don't want your daughter?

If you don't have a 7 figure trust fund don't even look at my daughter poors

makes sense. Why invest billions in openai when $GOOGL can fund itself and give you same if not better software

Insider and hedge fund purchases with a plan for company turnaround but Reddit sleuths seem to know all

This is why you buy the CIRCLE. Money flows from META to GOOGL instead of NVDA? No problem, it's only a fund transfer within the circle.

Sonic the Hedge-fund Hog?

haahahahah burry got bankrupted so hard he had to close his fund and start selling subscriptions for a newsletter hahahah this is the equivalent of starting an onlyfans

Hey gang. If you are a teenager, go ahead and keep using the word “manipulated” when things don’t go your way. You sound like a teenager so it’s appropriate. The rest of us know that: of course everything is “manipulated”. Every bank, every fund, every country is using all the tools at their disposal to make as much money as possible. Every day. And you just don’t have any tools and you have almost no money.

Michael Burry closing his fund and pivoting to Substack is a pretty good reminder that, in most bubbles, the real money isn’t made by shorting them, it’s made by talking about them.

Burry used to have cool Hollywood and Hedge Fund mystique. He is a fkng loser milking his stupid blog now.

Big moves locked in before the Holidays so fund managers can go on vacation hopefully without emergency zoom meetings?

Michael burry closed down his hedge fund to sell butthole pics

Michael burry closed his hedge fund to become an influencer 

My hope is that everyone pumping everything else pivots into a huge dump to fund more NVDA

Nah that's european fund managers.

Imagine managing a fund in NY, having a Maybach with a driver, losing $980,000,000 for the year and collecting $170,000,000 in fees

*Ha, retail’s still keeping NVDA down* *Ha, yeah…* Two Wall Street fund managers vacationing in the South of France

NVO: We are going to test this drug on alzheimer's. It probably won’t work and it’s a long shot but we will test it anyway. Hedge fund: Cool. >It Fails. NVO: Oh well we tried. Has nothing to do with our underlying business. Would have been cool though. Hedge Fund: SELL IT ALL! NVO: 👁️👄👁️

Covered a little QQQ short at 595 (from 596.1), to fund my breakfast.

I used to be little bit jealous when I saw somebody driving a nice car, but nowadays I just think how that guy is paying arm and a leg every month to fund that benz

if u guys think we are going green anytime soon then you are regarded as the government allowing “private credit funds” to fund banks

Invest in my fund and I guarantee 3% returns every year

This sub is so ghey now on every loss post it is a race to say "tHaT wOuLd hAvE bEeN X iF yOu HaD pUt It InTo An InDeX fUnD" like no shit you retard

Emptied the 401k and kids college fund for tomorrow. Shorting the market, here comes a new house or a box and Wendy’s

Man you ain't lying. People crying bout taxes too and fund weird ass people's lifestyle by holding the bags.

I used work for pension fund as an IT worker not trader and got fired for “suggesting stupid shit” BTC at 2015 and nvdia early 2017 ( although this was crypto play in my eyes back than too) and than making joke about it once they 3-5x . true story

I think my IBIT leaps will fund further gambling initiatives for me. Thank you for your time on this matter

Genesis Mission coming for bers. Once T figured out NVDA = SPY and QQQ up, it was only a matter of time before he used the gov't to fund them.

Burry's fund still exists, it's just a family office. He closed it to avoid having to explain himself. He's not a financial advisor anymore, though.

It's pretty wild that Norway's sovereign wealth fund invested in MSTR lol.

All my credit card debt gone. Plenty leftover to have emergency fund. https://preview.redd.it/qnq1hozist2g1.png?width=635&format=png&auto=webp&s=bdf05e4bbbe40cbc2d04351f8e224fcecbb50843

He's going to ask gov to create the bitcoin fund AKA tax payer funded bailout of BTC where we take the losses and they keep the gains

buy yourself a pair of awesome tits and seduce a hedge fund executive.

Because they're offsides. Retail bought the April dip, they didn't. I read that 70% of hedge fund managers are underperforming SPX The correction may go deeper, down to the 200 day average, but I'm not buying this is the start of a bear market. Earnings are too good. We sr just pricing out the November rate cut right now.