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If the gay of hormooz was this big of a chip of leverage for Iran, why didn’t Israel fund routing pipelines from Iraq and others to the Red Sea years ago in anticipation of this?  Seems obviously avoidable if you were willing to do something about it 

Blackrock pe fund limiting withdrawals is not great either. Yes it is a thing which happens but it only happens when a sufficient number of investors all decide simultaneously that a thing they want to hold has become a thing they do not want to hold

I’m starting a go fund me to call dcfs on u/cashflow_ and give remy a safe home

The commodities mutual fund my 401k is 100% in might do a daily 10% return everyday forever

**Fund Manager**: Sell me this pen # **Me**: Jim Cramer is bearish on it

I’m broke they probably have daddy’s fund

Chat is this bad? BlackRock [(BLK.N), opens new tab](https://www.reuters.com/markets/companies/BLK.N) said on Friday it has limited withdrawals from a flagship debt fund ​after a surge in redemption requests, as investor worries mount around the $2 trillion private credit industry.

>BlackRock limits withdrawals from private credit fund after surge in redemption requests Nothing more bullish than hoarding cash underneath your bed

donating plasma to fund my calls after this shit is all over

Now we’re pulling a Ukraine and China is gonna fund that except it’s going to cost them 1/10 the cost

Still time to hop in a money market fund.

Some major funds have begun shrinking their withdrawals limits from last quarter. I got an email saying my fund dropped from 520 mil to 385 mil this coming quarter staring April 1

I have 1 call lol idk whats going on some big hedge fund must’ve full ported idk what else would’ve done it

Got allocated my full 50 share request for Robin Hoods new fund. Then it proceeded to dump. Someday I'll learn my lesson about IPOs

> Robinhood’s venture fund, which gives investors access to private companies, tanks 11% on first day Its only poetic that the dumb money that believes most in RH get stuffed again and again and again

The world's most POWERFUL money manager just locked the doors. BlackRock's $26 billion private credit fund told investors You want 9.3% of your money back, we'll give you 5.  Take it or leave it. That's $1.2 billion in withdrawal requests, nearly half denied.  But this isn't just BlackRock.  Blackstone's $82 billion credit fund just processed a RECORD 7.9% in redemptions.  So many people wanted out that the firm and its own executives had to put up $400 million of their own cash to cover the gap.25 Blackstone executives pooled $150 million from their personal accounts. Think about that. And Blue Owl? They didn't just limit withdrawals, they permanently eliminated them. Investors in a $1.6 billion fund were told: you can never redeem again and we'll pay you back when we feel like it. These firms took money from regular investors. Promised them quarterly access and then parked the cash in loans that can't be sold quickly. Now everyone wants out at the same time. And there's a deeper issue no one's talking about enough. AI is destroying the business models of the software companies these funds lent billions to.  UBS says up to 35% of private credit portfolios face elevated AI disruption risk. The borrowers can't pay, the lenders can't sell and the investors can't leave. BlackRock stock dropped 7% today.  Blackstone hit a two-year low, the entire private credit sector is bleeding. $1.8 trillion industry and the cracks everywhere. This is what happens when Wall Street sells illiquid assets with a liquidity wrapper. The wrapper just ripped off.

Blackrock owns more than 2500 different funds. They have upwards of $14trillion in AUM. One fund reaching its 5% redemption limit isn’t Armageddon. Although investor sentiment about private credit shouldn’t be ignored entirely.

private fund. hopefully not a canary in mine sorta thing but rather due to volatility of war making investors nervous. can we taco yet?

Blackrock owns more than 2500 different funds. They have upwards of $14trillion in AUM. One fund reaching its 5% redemption limit isn’t Armageddon. Although investor sentiment about private credit shouldn’t be ignored entirely.

Does it even make sense to get into that fund? Seems like too many random junk companies that won't make it big outside of like last year's meme stock mania.

Fund managers hate this 1 weird trick.

I think we are in for a world of hurt, because with the second private equity fund suspending withdrawals. These companies are not transparent. They don't have to "mark-to-market" daily and can hide losses. Nobody knows how leveraged these companies are. I believe we are the verge of another financial crisis, Blackrock and Blue Owl are canaries in the coal mine.

Xle is energy/oil companies. Exxon+chevron is like 40%. You need a fund like osu that trades oil futures to get direct exposure to the pure price of oil. Maybe get both.

Am I regarded? If funds like XLE offer direct exposure to oil price fluctuations without the structural issues of contango, why is the fund dropping while oil prices are spiking?

BlackRock’s $26 Billion Private Credit Fund Limits Withdrawls Haha I’m in danger!

That tracks with how he lost money when running his hedge fund.

imagine if we stopped using fossil fuels for everything we could, then sold our domestic supply such as to endow a sovereign wealth fund.

> BlackRock has put limits on withdrawals from a flagship private credit fund after a surge in redemption request

My 401k is all in a commodities fund. SEND IT

Black rock PC fund limiting withdrawals?? Oh man data centers are so cooked. Can’t believe we’re about to catch the big dogs lacking. Generational crash coming

>BlackRock’s $26 Billion Private Credit Fund Limits Withdrawals \**stares*\*

Anyone tracking the VCX (Fundrise Innovation Fund) listing on the NYSE this Tuesday (Mar 10)? It’s a rare liquid entry into private tech that usually requires accreditation. Portfolio is solid: Anthropic (21%), Databricks (18%), OpenAI (10%), Anduril (7%), and SpaceX (5%). The Setup: Current NAV is $18.98. With existing investors on a 6-month lockup, the initial float will be very tight. We’ve seen similar listings (like DXYZ) trade at a massive premium to their underlying assets due to the demand for SpaceX/OpenAI exposure. The Fees: Total expense ratio is capped at 3.00%. High for an ETF, but it has no carried interest (profit sharing), which is a major structural advantage over traditional VC funds. Planning to watch the opening cross for a starter position, or waiting for the Day 1 price discovery to settle?

"SoftBank eyes up to $40 billion loan to fund OpenAI investment" Truly regarded, the Michael Saylor of AI

Didn’t he lose all the money for his hedge fund

Futures Market Intervention: Analysts suggest the Treasury may "sell the front end of the futures curve while buying the back end" to manage price volatility, a strategy reflecting Bessent's background as a macro hedge fund manager. Market Goal: This is designed to drive down the price of immediate-delivery oil and discourage speculative "long" positions that bet on further price spikes.

Left OpenAI and started a fund apparently. 

Oracles gotta fund that paramount deal somehow

Congrats! Don't worry if you blow his college fund.. it's a fucking scam anyway. And by then, it will be for recreation anyway

Money market mutual fund

This stock is a literal hedge fund hotel. Doesn’t need a reason to go up or down

Well that's fantastic. A really smart decision, young man. We can put that check in a money market mutual fund, then we'll re-invest the earnings into foreign currency accounts with compounding interest aaaand it's gone.

Auntie Josephine’s retirement fund contributions from her and her employer

In hindsight, emerging markets fund likely wasn’t the best choice when emerging markets are getting anally probed by tomahawks

Oracle to cut 1000s of jobs to fund its data centre. Are we winning yet?

literally would have made more money keeping your 401k in a money market fund instead of the s&p over the past 4 months take that in

You forgot the part about teaching the man how to get rich parents with trust fund so said man can actually buy enough shares in SPY so he can sell calls. 🤌

Have a hedge fund trader interview next week. This may be my last few weeks of being able to yolo lottery calls

My prediction market gambling fund is outperforming this shit .. helps to have insider information

selling out of the target date fund in the IRA ..... what the fuck do I need an aggregate bond fund for at 30? I'll bond ladder in 20 years myself lol