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Silver really interests me. It has the debasement trade value of Gold plus the industrial need that is starting to grow. And nothing can replace it for Space or tech or data centers etc, it's the most conductive metal on earth. Been ignored for years almost taken for granted. I doubt any hedge fund has more than 1% in it and retail activity is growing but still small

No dad, I lost my college fund. 

# WE AREN'T GOING DOWN # FUND AND ASSET MANAGERS GOING TO KEEP THIS PROPPED UP TILL THE END OF THE YEAR TO LOCK IN ONE OF THEIR BIGGEST PERFOMANCE WINS OF THE DECASDE FROM BUYING LIBERATION DAY DIP

The anti Christ hedge fund is trying to dump the market at 10am again

My goal tomorrow: make money and then buy ghost of yotei ps5 slim limited edition bundle for free. Then write “from Santa regards” on the Christmas present since all of you regards on the other side of my trade will fund the purchase. Thank you all ho ho ho 🎅🏻

I desperately need a fund with exposure to the WOW gold economy

I feel fomo of jumping in longs again. But on a fundamental level nothing really has changed about the AI/tech industry. Last week every fund manager or analyst was speaking about rotating from tech to different sectors due to overvaluations and certain fears of credit default risks on data centers. Some big names have even placed large long term short bets on AI companies. We dont really have any new positive cathalysts since this sell off. Also Oracle delivered bad news. Or was the last week pure profit taking for no reason?

Donating plasma to fund my port at open

fun money account down 55%. Index fund up 15%. i'm not good at this but at least I separate that too

Trust me I certainly don’t have a need to be putting fries in the bag. Doing well in tech at a pretty young age and only see it upwards from here, but I’m also not a $50B hedge fund so I too get screwed by these markets since they won’t let me sell naked options or do iron condors, the only ways to actually make money in a flat market.

Goldman Sachs estimated that in 2026, OpenAI will have about $20 billion in revenue, offset by $114 billion in costs, including capital expenditures. OpenAI has about $1.4 trillion in multiyear commitments, and will have to fund a lot of it from outside investors

The moment people stop buying puts and shorting the market it will crash. But for now bers are unknowingly the sole pillar. Their losses fund what would oherwise be a dead market.

Now ticktok will fund oracle which fund the whole AI. We moon

Ya it’s all fun and games when it’s free. Totally hear you on that. Setup a go fund me, maybe people will pay 😂😂😂😂

Fund for Ai from UAE

You are poor because you didn't get a Trust Fund like Cashflow

Wrong. It’s not even for true disabled vets everyone would fund those guys. It’s far more general. Did you know that disability claims have been approved at 3x the rate in the past 20 years?? We have a whole cadre of SCAMericans who are robbing tax paying Americans and forcing them into lower housing, food and healthcare situations.

You should hear about my 5x leverage NASDAQ fund

I wonder if hedge fund has that “special hire” where it’s just one of us that scrolls this sub every day and makes trades based off of “bear r fukd” or bolz fukd” posts… I bet they are out there, among us, working against us..

Doesn’t TikTok print money? They won’t have trouble finding debt to fund this. 

Social security will now self fund by uploading recipients to polymarket. Good luck. 

So $ORCL can buy TikTok but needs debt to fund AI capex expansion? Huh?

Fund OpenAI with his BTC stash

What you do when you think friday is dump day but arent sure , is you sell csp on spy or just hold a 2x/3x fund, shares, while simultaneously buying a couple cheap 0dte spx puts. if you are right about dump day you will cash out your spx put profits and add it to you 2x etf bag, gaining on the recovery, or you will be wrong about dump day and lose a minimal amount to 0dte while you larger leveraged etf does the leg work of profits for the day.

That guy who sold his house for $1MM the blew it all on options makes me angry and it isn't my money. He could've easily put it into growth index fund or tech ETF let that fucker grow to $3MM in 5 years then retire into the sunset.

Just got a job at a hedge fund. I’ve comprised all the trading desk. Going to sell everything 8:30am-10am tomorrow.

Enron musks go fund me pumping almost 4% for no reason

Guy who posts in teenagers but claims to work for a hedge fund

Whatever hedge fund tanks us every morning at around 10am needs to be destroyed

Larry Ellison announces he is borrowing money from Oracle to fund a new face lift

JPow's thought that tariff inflation is transitory seems to be playing out a bit. Inflation spiked, then as they became permanent the YoY increase % slowed. That is until Trump adds more tariffs to fund the military bribe.

Seems like this is in part the long-awaited indexing bubble.  People buy these funds for diversification but then like a third of the fund is seven mega cap meme stocks with dildo CEOs.

Fund Manager Cash Level plunges to 3.3%, the lowest level in history

My dad just gave me 25k from my trust fund how can I turn this into generational wealth

I wanna be able to tell all my other trust fund buddies that even without daddys money I could've done it on my own

GOOG IS SUB 300. SHORT THE DIP. LOSE YOUR CHILDS COLLEGE FUND. GET ADDICTED TO 0DTE PUTS. 4x MARGIN

Absolutely hilarious how blatant these fucks are. No one joined retail while data center names soared April-October, the thesis recently was proven true, fed government is going to fund huge scale out, out of no where FUD stories comes from banks about longevity, debt, etc and these stocks fall 40-50% in about a month. Meanwhile institutional holdings have skyrocketed while they suppress the prices. Fucking cockroaches.

SHORT THE DIP. LOSE YOUR CHILDS COLLEGE FUND. GET ADDICTED TO 0DTE PUTS. 4x MARGIN

why is everyone freaking out? why dont you simply just withdraw more money from your trust fund?

I will be opening a go fund me for $SPY bulls. All proceeds will be used to purchase $SPY puts

So 1 company won't fund oracle already. Wonder how many more we start seeing

Can we build a WSB fund and all put money in so we can be millionaires too?

"Rotation out of risky assets like GOOG and NVDA into profitable safe haven staple TSLA"- Some retarded hedge fund who deserves to lose it all

what if all of us join together and form a regarded hedge fund?

What if we all went after the 4k disability in the military…. Then we could fund our gambles on tax free dollars and can do the 4k-1M goals and eventually a ton of us are bound to get there. Money glitch? Finally Caleb Hammer is confronting fraud in our military. I know too many ED and back pain cases out of basic that get better home loans, medical care and monthly guaranteed incomes then 90% of non military members their age.

You guys know how department of energy has a low interest loan fund that funds new energy start ups and projects? 100% we're getting one of those to bail the data center companies out in a year I predict Oracle as an aggressive participant

Blue owl refuses to fund Oracle data center in Michigan, if you're wondering why the rug a little bit ago

no one wants to fund new trad nuclear. so we're still in vaporware stage.

Duh, the narrative of “just keep putting your money constantly into the market. Constantly put your dollars into that index fund. Keep feeding us, we pull some out, keep feeding us, we pull some out. Right now it’s just numbers on a screen. Those dollars don’t exist and the next bank run is coming.