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Fund my port with my fantasy winnings

Over the last two years my private apartments fund I invest in has had to do two major capital calls. About to have to buy in again or force massive dilution. People are underestimating the treasury and Fed pushing down rents and interest rates. I think they attack asset prices next to support bonds so they can stop QE.

bears seen advocating for the German €10/month children pension fund to be introduced for adults

My $500 donation to someone's go fund me has more of an effect on their life then giving a million people a buck. Doesn't seem that hard to comprehend 

I need the undercover big Boi hedge fund managers here to explain slv.

I donated $5 in your name to the Human Fund.

Me and my employers retirement fund contributions

the index-fund era will end violently

Imagine being a hedge fund or investor getting absolutely dunked on by shiny rocks.

How retard to not buy SLV now. Let's face it, every investor will DEMAND that gold and silver is part of their investments in 2026. Just put yourself in the average retarded fund manager. They will HAVE to include precious metals.

remember volatility picks up significantly in January as all fund managers buy and sell shit

Reading 13Fs. Biggest I found was Blackrock at around 3.2%. But 13F does not require disclosure of physical bullion, which would be more rare. If you invest with a fund you can see their paper silver holdings, it's usually very low less than 1% as I look around

Interesting. What's your source on the hedge fund number?

I have no trust fund 😒

if she pencils me into her trust fund.  

There is virtually no big hedge fund money in silver, if that changes expect a wild jump in price with current shortages

9% of my college fund already burnt, but I trust in silver, don't let that bubble pop

Failed Santa rally is over time for the year end fund number pump

Shit, I might as well dive into metals now.  I got off the sidelines for Buttcorn finally, and it’s done nothing but go backwards since.  Might as well try something else.  What’s my best bet in silver and gold, silver and gold🎶??  Etf, fund?

Why does volume matter to anyone here? Unless they some big ass black rock fund manager looking to rebalance a tn dollar spy tracker

The value of China’s only pure-play silver fund plunged by its maximum daily limit of 10% on Thursday, ending a frenzied bull run that had prompted its manager to issue a rare series of warnings. K might be Black Friday

I just want the medallion fund to take my money. That’s all

You sound like a hedge fund manager selling over price premium calls a day before earnings already knowing that the shit is gonna dump, and who hangs out with their nephew and their girlfriend smh

its a pattern of trades and buying and selling, so say rich asshole 1.) Wants to get even richer, he calls his asshole buddy 2.) At another brokerage and says hes gonna dump his fund at x time, since its such a large sell it causes other people to sell because they think its real price action, then asshole 1.) Buys assholes 2.) Stuff and then proceeds to sell it a week later for 2x the price, or the exact inverse of this, and if you happened to buy or sell any of their stuff they can see based on the order flow who is buying and selling, so they either force you to buy high or sell low, and if you find yourself in this trap and try to get out more than 3 times a week they dont like you not getting fucked so they limit you from playing until 90 days passes or you bring 25k for them to take.

I have 500 shares of qqq saved up that I sell covered calls on daily. I'm considering selling 300 shares and just buying maybe 5 each qqq, spy, iwm and mag7 leaps. They would be in the money leaps to jan 27. Maybe one contract per lot would be 10% otm. With the shares I can get like 500 to 2k a week with daily call selling. It's only mildly stressful. With the leaps strategy I wouldn't get weekly cash to fund my day trades. But I could have a better return. Also more risk.

I didn’t change any settings, my company 401k matches 50% and I max it out. And that has been on Vanguard Target Fund lol

Put that shit in a growth fund brother, we only live once

Can someone tell my 401k fund manager to just buy and hold SPY instead?

“53% of society has no money and can’t afford a pack of Top Ramen, and now the government is garnishing their wages” -.01% “That wage garnishing is going to a crypto fund dedicated to putting Elon Musk’s robots on mars” +3%

Bears, if the market is irrational and the big fund managers are coordinating their moves, why dont you just be irrational with them? Ride the irrational coat tails. Stop being contrarians trying to time a dump

Interesting I'll look into it. I still don't think it will be enough to fund ops, but will stem the bleeding. This is from just a very basic understanding of nuclear reactor buildouts and overhead requirements attached to those.

A lot of insider and hedge fund buys on Tenax Therapeutics

Given Fed is printing again, but ECB is tightening with autopilot QT and BoJ is still hiking and raising rates as well, it's reasonable to think dollar will keep falling. Of course a lot of other factors go into dollar valuation than just that. But it's a huge driver. I still think stocks are the best and safest bet given current policy forces. But whatever you do you have to be stupid to hold dollars or US bonds (beyond necessary rainy day fund ofc).

Now, there's little chance that I could convince a hedge fund to hire me. However, it's probably pretty easy to convince Cathie Wood 💀

Most of it is in equities + gold and like 25% emergency fund

I meant no student debt etc. Most of it is in equities + gold and like 25% emergency fund

 🤣 So.  How do they fund it and who holds the 💰 bag ..I will voluntold me. 🤣

Off topic, but if you have any of your non retard gambling money with Fidelity and are using index funds, their zero expense funds are actually pretty sick. FZROX is basically total US market index fund with 0 expense ratio. VTI already has low expense ratio and there is obviously the inability to trade it quickly like with an ETF/inability to transfer it to a different broker. But if it’s a buy and hold 20-30 year situation, I like keeping those few extra pennies.

Beating the market as an individual investor isn’t nearly as hard as doing it as a fund. Our actions don’t really affect the market. When you have big AUM, everyone knows what you’re trying to pull/do.

The most successful quant fund "Medallion" did yearly 66% returns before fees for many years. They where packed with math geniuses from MIT. But even they gave up on trading since there are no edges anymore to take advantage from. Yet we guys here trade with negative edge and try to beat the market. Its really flawed deep down.

That is ghey shit fund managers say to explain why yo port down 30% yoy and they still want 2% annual fees. I am drunk on proper champagne because I timed the covid and then the 2022 downturns. Silly me 😜

??? Didn’t they settle out of court? Like every hedge fund conflict ever? They’d never disclose alpha generating strategies Iirc it was millennium management

Gpt just told me shorting NVDA is just donating to Jensens leather jacket fund

How can an index fund be overbought? It's bought by everyone and their mom in their 401k or IRAs.

Are fund managers trying to dump at the end of the year so next years returns will look better on paper? Lmao this is classic

anyone who owns an index fund that tracks the S&P is now a Carvana bagholder. let that sink in

Netflix could start a go fund me to help them buy WB and save democracy.

Jim Cramer on *Mad Money* said GRRR isn’t well-known yet after a retired fund analyst named Richard called in live saying he likes it. That’s not bearish. That’s pre-crowd. Sub-$300M cap. Thin tape. PR at this size = absolute mayhem. This is the part where nothing happens… until one headline nukes the chart. Not advice. Position: long GRRR shares. I like pain.

I'm losing money in an investment grade corporate bond fund. I probably could have done better in a junk bond fund but I wanted to be safe.