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Lmfao that’s surprised you? Brother research the man. He’s a George soros acolyte that helped crash the pound and consistently tried to crash Asian currencies and drove his fund into insolvency.  Now he’s partially in control of the dollar. You do the math

Intel got mega squeezed 3/4 it's avg daily volume traded in first hour Why would anyone short it that much? This is hedge fund level

Saylor absolutely SLAMMING that sell button to fund his btc addiction

You can tell this mstr move is completely fake and fabricated and entirely based around them manipulating the MSTZ inverse fund. The price of MSTZ is moving like crazy but the options tell a different story, calls are just going up and up on MSTZ. Everyone betting MSTR just shits the bed and goes right back down lol.

Yes and no, right? They've been borrowing money to fund the purchase of Bitcoin. They have to pay interest on the debt whether they sell or not. So while they don't have strict realized losses they are still hemorrhaging money in interest, right? I may be misunderstanding the process though to be fair

fedwatch said otherwise. Was around 15% chance of a cut for awhile now. Guess you don't pay attention to fed fund futures? Previous metals tanking. Made about $40k shorting silver overnight. How are you doing?

“there's a good chance that all foreign governments will start dumping US treasuries. Nobody wants to fund a war against themselves. The era of reserve currency status ended this week. I really think we are truly fucked, and the markets show absolutely no sign of it”

Fucking words and sentences and stuff.  Just absolute bullshit words and stuff. It's fine.  The biggest company in the world can take a breather you Melvin.  I don't even own a share of NVDA and know it doesn't matter.  Don't challenge me either, I dont own a single Etf or fund and therefore any NVDA.

You need an index fund

Ah, fair point. If you're making $500,000 a year in PE, and this is your fuck around fund, then I could see there being more gambling behavior.

Trump is gonna dangle 2 trillion in front of denmark's face and they will fold. If they put that into a sovereign wealth fund they would be set for all eternity.

wheres the hedge fund bears when you need them????

Got LEAPS on AMZN and AVGO. Give me another for a three fund LEAPS port

you could be right, but I feels this is one of them long term Div plays, IV is so low on options plus since inception total gains is 0.68%, now in the past 5 years it's down roughly 31.50% so starting here doesn't seem like a bad idea?... but the yield is around 5% so if someone got it since inception the dividends could have helped them weather the storm, now if someone bought the top? 😕 wow... but yeah this type of fund isn't my style, but you do what you feel is best... Godspeed

Post on truth social that you got denied from art school for drawing a white family, set up go fund me, become paid speaker/congressman

Need to know where all the liquidity is coming from. There seems to be a slush fund somewhere. Why not use PPT to pump coups? They already did as much in Argentina.  I just read atleast 100-200 billion dollars will be stolen from Venezuela up front, so it’s entirely possible most of the investments is actually just a shakedown from the population. 

denmark should just sell greenland to the u.s. for $1 trillion, wipe out their debt, start a sovereign wealth fund, & fatfire

"Trump suggests US taxpayers could reimburse oil companies for repairing Venezuelan infrastructure In an interview with NBC News on Monday, Donald Trump suggested that US taxpayers could fund the rebuilding of Venezuela’s infrastructure for extracting and shipping oil." Uh....

I love that you call it a trust fund

Sitting outside and drinking a beer and pondering what happens to the Social Security Trust Fund when AI takes all the white collar jobs?

Reddit's top 10 Retard fund is performing well so far.

Barron the hedge fund manager who’s good at computers

Ex hedge fund manager at Stratton Oakmont

Index fund. What has changed?

strange ... why do fund managers keep selling big tech and pumping AI

Wait was it Venezuela that bought corn at the top from their national treasury fund? Homies stay taking L after L

What timeline are we in where Trump is kidnapping illegals from their home country and forcing them to come to the U.S. making taxpayers fund their food and housing?

No it's lame. Use fidelity. Auto sweeps collateral into mm fund

Gold thesis: war means countries need less USD reserves just in case they get Maduro’d + US needs to fund the war machine = turn the printers on to overdrive

I use it as an emergency mad max fund…didn’t expect it to do what it has been doing

All you need is a low cost index fund

I remember the removal of Saddam like it was yesterday. As much of an evil POS he was, his absence created a massive vacuum in the WHOLE Middle East and paved the way for ISIS to emerge. Now you have the very same possibility of that happening even closer to home. China and Russia on the down-low will just arm and fund proxies, guérillas in that region to destabilize the region until the U.S. finally taps out. What a mess.

Guess we just found out how we’re gonna fund OpenAIs bailout 😂😂😂

Fund managers coming back from vacation though. Volume will be much higher.

Bernstein group analyst Mark Li. Technically not a hedge fund manager but consultant for many of them and they follow his analyses.

Man I know, I just think we’re a bit early. What is the hedge fund boner man you’re referring to? Those pts don’t mean shit imo

I have Micron puts. Bought my first round at $312 next is $320. Hedge fund boner man just set the PT to $330

Congrats to @michaeljburry Over 10k paid subs $4mm in annual revenue Equates to the management fee of ~$400mm hedge fund

yea I'm a hedge fund manager

#This is why 95% of fund managers fail to beat SPY. On most days SPY is the only green stock LMAO🤌

Im not sure buffet can stay away from the game. Look for the buffet hedge fund

lol ... fund managers doing big portfolio adjustments ... sell hyperscalers, buy AI, sell S/W, buy AI power adjacent, buy shit companies .....

The January 15 decision from MSCI represents the most immediate threat to MSTR shareholders. The index committee must decide whether to reclassify MicroStrategy as an investment fund because its digital asset holdings exceed 50% of total assets. This technical classification change would force MSCI to remove the stock from its widely-tracked equity indexes. A removal would automatically trigger massive selling by passive funds bound to index weightings. JPMorgan’s research quantifies this disaster scenario at up to $8.8 billion in forced outflows if other index providers follow MSCI’s lead. For a company already trading at a $90 billion market cap loss over six months, this represents another catastrophic liquidity shock.

google done dumped on me the instant I tapped in w the kids college fund

Fund managers depending on fund type will balance their risk exposure, concentration, compliance, etc. 401k contributions come in… of course more things than one move the market like this. This is a factor

VXUS for ETF or the mutual fund equivalents like FTIHX, FZILX (Fidelity only). Those are all total market, I don't know much about specialized ones.

ALL FUND MANAGERS BUYING AND SELLING SHIT STARTING TODAY PREPARE FOR 2 WEEKS OF VOLATILITY

No, there is no conspiracy, only incentives. All fund managers want a green start to impress their clients. Dumb af bears refused to take profit and waited till year opening.

Was there some secret meeting of fund managers yesterday where they agreed to pump the markets and screw retail on day one of the new year?