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Clearly I need to join ICE and be a fucking cuck and shoot a woman in the head as my fight or flight response so I can make $600k in gofundme money that will fund my regarded ass DTE trades

Okay trust fund baby

It’s fine to be a whore, as long as we can tax it to fund our corruption schemes. -Government

So we gonna use Venezuelan oil that used to fund Cuba to buy Greenland? Lowkey 🔥

Man I sure love being on the opposite side of a hedge fund suppressing a stock's price ($POET) because they are short on 10 billion fucking contracts expiring this week. Fuck Charles Schwab suck on me knob.

If you ever make 5 figures a month you’re paying 4 long ones on living expenses. At the end of the day you only save a grand or two to invest and put into an emergency slush fund. The more you make the more your costs increase. More money, more problems.

zuck should have been fired for that metaverse disaster but he controls the company like its his personal sovereign wealth fund.

When are we going to legalize all the crypto crime? I want access to event contracts in my 401k so instead of moving my money into a stable market fund after SPY hits 700 I can instead bet against Jesus returning in 2026 and make 5% guaranteed damn it

I’m looking for a man in finance Trust fund 75 years old Poor health No living relatives

Donate it to JPOW defense fund

First one is always free lol just full port SPY on a down day and sell on an up day. All you need is 2% it should be easy. That or sell contracts for spy or some other fund.

My index fund is really drilling rn

If only Kamala had just said "yeah maybe let's not use tax payer dollars to fund trans surgery for convicted murderers in prison." ... this could have all been avoided

I just bought some IAU (gold fund) in 24 hour market. Are there any SYP/QQQ inverse ETFs that trade in 24 hour markets?

I’m normally in the nothing ever happens, calls always crew. Fed chair essentially telling 🥭 to fuck off has gottttttta lead to some bleeding and volatility though. I’m not wealthy enough to pull my money out of the market. But if I’m a foreign fund, ehhh this seems like a good as time as any to trim more US equities. Right when they hit another ATH.

Is there a go fund me setup for j pow defence fund? Don’t have much but every little helps

Holy shit Jonathan Ross has raised 225k on go fund me

So nice of you to fund the Somali daycares

just in...US sells gold reserves to fund payments to former Greenlanders 🇺🇸 🗽*hypothetically*

Right now everyone is laughing at us 🌽 tards. But gold and silver miners are issuing shares at the fastest pace in over a decade. Why raise billions? So they can capitalize on high prices and fund tons of exploration and growth. When a lot of unviable projects become very attractive and supply floods the market, people will realize why 🌽 will win in the end.

If you don’t have $750,000 in a trust fund from your parents by 23 years old what are you even doing with your life

You can always trust a NYC high rise apartment living, real estate developer, trust fund baby, to have the working man’s back.

The 2x leveraged short Silver ETF, $ZSL, saw +$111 million inflow on Tuesday, the largest on record. This was followed by -$60 million outflow on Wednesday, also the largest on record. Overall, investors have poured a record +$327 million into the fund over the last 2 weeks. In other words, investors are heavily betting against silver after its +145% gain in 2025, the best year since 1979

Sorry. My wife left after I lost fuckim house fund on 0dte. Was playing the sc decision and it cocked me in all ways..

Devry university hedge fund manager?

Point of sale merchant fees may still fund those programs.

This whole 10% cap on CC debt will just mean that most people will now receive less benefits with their credit card. That’s it How else do CC companies fund these cashback programs and other rewards? Off the 29.99% interest rates some dumbass pays because they don’t understand credit cards =/= free money

This is how the conversations went at Mar‑a‑Lago this past few days/months: “If you lower gas prices for the working class, I’ll make sure the government buys Intel and bails you out.” “If you buy stocks and lift the market, I’ll push the government to let Oracle take over TikTok.” “If you let my son‑in‑law’s hedge fund get in early on your private company, I’ll make sure you get the best contracts for the next three years.” “If you fast‑track my projects, I’ll make sure your company gets priority access to federal grants.” “If you give favorable treatment to my real estate deals, I’ll connect you with influential investors who can back your next big venture.” “And if you can open the door for U.S. oil companies to run Venezuela’s oil fields and get barrels flowing into the U.S. market, I’ll use every ounce of influence I’ve got to make sure you’re first in line for the contracts and future drilling rights.”

damn guys, I suck at options and I am a hedge fund manager....

Park money in gold and beat 99% of fund managers

Profit is profit. Don't beat yourself up. The index fund regards wait a full year for 10%.

Remember two things: - Today is Friday - During Weekend the stock market is closed If you want to support my work, you can by Go Fund Yourself

He, and many of his associates were perma pedo bulls, they'd also do private equity stuff Global Management, Apollo investment fund etc- he had his hands in sooo many cookie jars https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_Global_Management One of Epstein's funniest permabull plays is AMC

Are you even a bull if you’re not trying to make money off next olive season in Palestine. You can hedge with Palantir. I feel like a Rothschild. Fund both sides of the conflict and double my losses. Everything is coming up millhouse 

Put it into an index fund and take a break. Tolerance is real with gambling too, and people need more and more to be satisfied. One of the warning signs of addiction.

We all already know that's gonna happen. What'll be interesting is what he plans to do to recoup tariff income to fund his private army (erhm: ICE) if they get rejected.

If the Supreme Court does the right thing and overturns most of the tariffs, I expect a pop. Quickly followed by a drop, when our President tweets and instructs Congress to issue them. They will not let Tariffs die, they're the newest way to fund trickle up economics and the coming $1.5T military budget.

Quick update, tomorrow is Friday You can support my work on Go Fund Yourself

Wild that SCHD is my best performing ETF YTD so far. Guess that's what defense contractors and oil companies that pay dividends stuffed into a fund will get you.

I was doing my research yesterday on Mobileye (MBLY). There was 10.4% approx short interest before market open. Today I checked and I see around 13.46% shares short. I am not sure whether I am seeing the right data on short interest on this stock. Anyone following this stock ? I was told that a leading hedge fund shorted around 15million shares in this stock. Any idea where to look for on how shorted this stock ?

What's gamechanging with crypto is that you, the exchange, the bank and the fund managers can all hold as much of it as they want. With gold/silver you can only hold paper promises, getting it physically and storing it safely becomes a hassle quickly and most people won't do that. With bitcoin you could hold billions in the palm of your hand in a hardware wallet.

Just letting the hedge fund algo reading this making bets on ber and bull jokes

Stay in $750m in GOOGL, get yourself an SBLOC to fund rich boi shit and gamble with the rest

Fk Greenland, I say we go after Oak Island and do some treasure hunting. We can get the Discovery Channel to fund the war

probably threw his trust fund into meta

if i didnt have a trust fund id prob kms

US is always able to fund their liabilities because they can print money to do so. Tariffs have nothing to do with it.

Okay wouldn’t returning the tariffs undermine US funding and their ability to fund their liabilities?

Instructions unclear — I’m now paying my hedge fund manager an extra 5% buggery fee — what to do?