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Danish people, "yea, we got that fucker good with our pension fund". I poked him good with a 31 gauge needle.

>AkademikerPension, a leading Danish pension fund announced they are selling all their US Treasuries due to fiscal unsustainability. Danish insurers and pension funds plan to significantly reduce exposure in 2026. Smart. US cash and debt will become toilet paper given current trajectories. As people slowly reject US debt what happens? Yields will start to creep up. But obviously Fed and Bessent will not like that. To bring them down, a lot more Fed money printing will come to absorb what market can't. Treasury will further restrict issuance and do more buybacks. Stocks will keep going up.

*Danish pension fund AkademikerPension says it will dump all U.S. Treasury holdings by the end of the month because it's at risk under President Trump.* They waited until NOW? And didn’t do it on Liberation Day? Lmfao stfu

When one large investment fund makes an exit like this, others often follow.

Danish pension fund AkademikerPension says it will dump all U.S. Treasury holdings by the end of the month because it's at risk under President Trump. Poor Danish pensioners, looks like they are going to get less returns this year.

Nooooooo not the Danish pension fund 😭

Danish pension fund akademikerpension pulls out from ust, is this the start?

25 billion is the total fund size. US treasuries is only 100 million out of that.

Danish pension fund sells 25 billion $ in US treasuries How much of the total debt does that make up again

Is union of workers in a small scandinavian country that big of a deal? Its not the norwegian pension fund, its a pension fund for a specific union of academics

MARS PENSION FUND TO EXIT US TREASURIES

DANISH PENSION FUND (AKADEMIKERPENSION) WILL EXIT US TREASURIES

Thats just the fund of 1 union

Danish Pension Fund AkademikerPension exiting US treasuries ~$24.8B AUM --bloomberg

Dear Danish pension fund, please rotate into gilts, I need a bail out

CHINESE PENSION FUND TO EXIT US TREASURIES

Woah not the danish pension fund 😰😰😰

Danish pension fund exiting us treasuries beginning of the great sell off??

Danish pension fund is only the start. This could get VERY UGLY.

DANISH PENSION FUND AKADEMIKERPENSION TO EXIT US TREASURIES Oh shit they're doing it...

Danish pension fund to exit us treasuries

*DANISH PENSION FUND AKADEMIKERPENSION TO EXIT US TREASURIES

> 🚨 *DANISH PENSION FUND AKADEMIKERPENSION TO EXIT US TREASURIES And so it begins

Bessent is such a boot licker. I guess that’s what you’re forced to do when you lose billions and tank your hedge fund.

🚨 *DANISH PENSION FUND AKADEMIKERPENSION TO EXIT US TREASURIES

Danish pension fund dumping US treasuries

I didn't know Patrick Boyle was a former hedge fund manager and current professor

US CPI is under 1.5% (Truflation real time tracker), Mortgage rates are crashing as the administration buys up $200 Billion dollars of mortgages, The OBBB tax cuts are kicking in this year, Yup, keep selling guys. Sets up my retirement fund perfectly.

Bessent is such a boot licker. I guess that’s what you’re forced to do when you lose billions and tank your hedge fund.

Guys we should start a go fund me to help 🥭 get a peace prize. We can buy the more glorious prize ever.

Tech CEO playbook: 1. Run a Ponzi scheme for 3 years 2. Slowly cash out on retard retail bulls 3. Fund the election of a retarded president so that he can crash the market 4. Blame said president instead of your own fucking Ponzi scheme 5. Profit

Schwab TOS just suddenly showed that I have “No Positions” and prompted to “fund your account”. Showed 146k 15 minutes ago. That’s unsettling.

Received 215k from my grandmas trust so I’m now a trust fund baby… what if I just yolod it on ASTS

zuck needs to be fired. he thinks meta is his personal sovereign wealth fund promised to him 3000 years ago.

If your net worth isn’t at least 600k from your parents trust fund you won’t make it 💯

My trust fund is the good half of a coconut, and half a cig i'm keeping for a celebration for already 10 years. You can't beat that.

How do you fund the casino then

The logic behind hedge fund decisions are worse than WSB speculation Why do you think most professional companies don’t beat S&P599 returns?

All them calls I sold are about to fund my early retirement

Some British hedge fund set a new revenue record in a year, passing the previous one made in 2022 by Citadel. This is what the president means when he says Europe is sucking America dry. Well it's his fault raising taxes to the people and enriching corporations.

Lol it's just shitty hedge fund guys promoting doom and gloom. Buy any dip, cause it won't dip for long

Yes, though I'm europoor so buying the europoor version incorporated in Ireland,  Global X Silver Miners UCITS ETF (SILV LN) it's the same fund with a fake mustache.

Shit getting tasty now. I would say “nom nom nom” but automod would call me a bagholder - accusing me of pumping *checks notes* Nuveen Missouri Quality Municipal Income Fund.

Feel like this silver run is a short squeeze, some hedge fund somewhere has to cover 100B of silver 🤣

sure, the price tag for green land is impeachment for taco and release unredacted epstein files. Pretty great deal, don't even need to go into national debt to fund the purchase. Might as well do the impeachment now and save us some time, cause if greenland get added, taco is going to lose house and senate majority.

Told my wife if she doesn’t sleep with me to tonight I’m imposing 25% tariffs on her makeup fund 🤡🤡🤡

You’d think they’re would be a clause or something in the last tarrif negotiations saying no more back and forth, but nah 🥭 is an insider working for a gawd damn hedge fund!!

is cramer secretly a quant which posts inverses of his own ports on the internet or something. I mean inversing him, delivers returns above pelosi insider returns and in range of medallion fund level of returns.

Going to dump my retirement fund into the clickhouse ipo

Any Norwegians out there? Why not leverage the > 1trillion in US equities and assets in the sovereign wealth fund?