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The best hedge fund in the world by returns, Renaissance's fund has lost 15% in ten days and is negative for the year while S&P 500 is up 12% How they down when a regard like me is up😂😂

I'm regarded, so it doesn't matter lol. Being said --- it's actually not that bad of a bet. The guys I recently got connections to (no meme) want me to setup a hedge fund. They're already on the boards of funds that have > $1b AUM. No meme. I just operate independently because I don't like the headache / overhead. I started a prop firm (ie: only my own money) and got connections that way. I can (and do) run solo / with my own money. I keep telling people no. I don't want your money. Sounds like a legal headache. I do this for fun. That just makes people want me more & gives me leverage. Kinda funny tbh.

200 shares average at 250 here, holding this as retirement fund because this shit guarantee goes up 1k at this point it doesn't make sense anymore :/

Just put it in an index fund in fidelity or E*Trade and chill. If you feel the need to yolo options on earnings because you feel like your one trade away from becoming a millionaire the be prepared to lose all of it. Just remember for every post on here with a 1000% gain there are 100 people that lost significant money trying to do the same. Throw a few thousand into Robinhood and try to double it or something but no need to fuck your future up over fomo and inexperience

Why did Tom Lee name his fund granny (GRNY)? Sus as fuk.

anyone have any metrics how well an 'inverse cramer' fund performs?

A hedge fund I scam and flee with

Is the hedge fund in the room with you now?

Treat them like Al-Qaeda? Fund them and support them? I'm confused here

Alright these algos are out of control ban this shit wtf is this SMCI move. Algos sell then fund managers are like “WAIT WTF NO BUY BACK”

And a trust fund? You hate us too cuz you ain't us? Ghey dude, ghey

in norway, the reason the sovereign wealth fund couldnt invest in norwegian stonks was because of corruption

Reminder! Scott Bessent was a finance left winged Illuminati padawan with the blessing form a true Jedi to take the final Illuminati test of running a hedge fund. He blew up a the first one. Then he blew up the second and liquidated to get into policy. Similar to Elon musk left wing tech trillionaire Illuminati test that he didn’t fancy enduring. Both are now Sith slaves

It’s always the trust fund babies

Imagine all of you who have to now explain to your kids their college fund is gone and you staying in the poor part of town because you bought fake meat instead of something sensible like a no revenue nuclear company. "Daddy how come all my friends are rich their dad's are regarded too!" "Sorry kids Im the wrong kind of regard"

One of the rare moments it isn’t pumping when it’s time for my retirement fund to auto buy the S&P

Exactly what a hedge fund would say

Why are all the Gamecock retards back all of a sudden? Did they realize its a dead play and now they want to go on another Crusade to lose their money to "stick it to the hedgies"? That whole thing will be a case study in the spontaneous creation of leaderless cults, like wifi. Or, conspiracy, its driven by hedge funds to convince stupid people to hold the hede fund bags for "justice" rofl

>CNN: DOJ TO INVESTIGATE ALL BYND HOLDERS FOR ANTIFA INVOLVEMENT AFTER INFORMATIVE MEETING WITH HEDGE FUND LEADERSHIP

Hedge fund manager says we're a bunch of Regards. he's currently down 150% on his short. let's show this btch how regarded we can get

In the modern market, being a short hedge fund doesn’t pay anymore.

Every $0.10 fake meat drops a new hedge fund conspiracy subreddit gets created

If I worked for a hedge fund I wouldn't be on WSB annoyed about all these posts from 20 year olds throwing $50 at a fucking fake meat company LMAO

So the meme ETF automated this subreddit? They add the stock with a large fund. You all chase it. They remove a week later. Rinse and repeat. 

Which hedge fund do you work for??? 😡

Why did none of you tell me to put my life savings + my parents retirement fund into BYND last week

The crazy thing is there was a hedge fund shorting a stock worth less than a dollar. Get a life losers. Now pay up. 12 by open seems reasonable of people were to be smart about holding.

March calls on your favorite stocks, don’t fuck with this market. 28% of stupid fund managers are beating their benchmarks this year. They are going to manipulate it all the way up. Buy every dip. Rug pulling as many retailers as they want. Don’t give it to them.

Imagine buying a fund from a guy that was alive before cars were invented.

It's so bullish, it's actually better to put your 6 month emergency fund into the market. Ain't nothing is gonna break this market. SPY 1000

What if we start the WSB fund, which tracks the WSB leader board stocks?

Mods are hedge fund pricks

Woah this is unreal. Another hedge fund or two might go down after this.

War in Ukraine. Russia has been smuggling it out cheap to fund their war.

I stole the jewels at the Louvre I need to fund my account

I don’t get how people don’t have money. It’s like bro just pull it out of your trust fund

I got $50k in my “fuck it” fund atm because I’m mostly liquid. What’s the play? Most upvoted comment that is slightly viable gets followed

Since the bots are sidelined, can a real human being give me a random stock tip that I can invest my kid's college fund into today?

Robinhood outta cash again. Someone setup a go fund me page for them.

After an absolutely smashing record of a year trading my entire portfolio like a ferret on Tylenol, I am now almost rivaling the long term performance of an S+P index fund.

Everything’s fine. Ai Capex will flex seal this problem. https://www.moneyweb.co.za/news/international/fed-staff-query-missing-1-4trn-hedge-fund-treasuries-pile/

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-10-17/fed-staff-query-missing-1-4-trillion-hedge-fund-treasuries-pile Fed made an oopsie daisies and found out they undercounted how much debt is owned on the Cayman Islands by 1.4 trillion. Oh and would you look at that it's owned by a bunch of bottom feeders funds leveraged 100 to 1 on bond futures going down and bond treasuries going up. This can only end well I think!

Well boys, looks like I'm selling my car to fund the brokerage account now. My last asset.

I wanna buy TSLA puts so badly, but no cash. Elon will start selling soon to fund xAI.

I would like to announce I stepped back into options today. Made $1000 on puts and yesterday I moved my entire 401k into the stable fund. CHEERS TO THE FINANCIAL RAPTURE

There goes my kids college fund. They’re too dumb to go to college anyway.

They announced a $2B partnership to fund their fuel facilities! https://www.tradingview.com/news/reuters.com,2025:newsml_L3N3VY0V8:0-oklo-to-receive-up-to-2-billion-investment-from-newcleo/

Who’s making a donation to a hedge fund today? I am feeling frisky!! 😈

Whenever we get a premarket like today, I'm reminded of the interview where a coked up Jim Cramer reminisced of his time managing a hedge fund.

Sure, it has but the financial situation for US has to dramatically improve for gold to go the other way. The world is buying gold because they don't believe the US can service its debt without money printing, so dollar will inflate. The fact the US can't even fund its government right now tells you how much financial trouble it is in.