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Only a hedge fund rug pull can save SLV shorts now

No. VXUS is an international fund up 42% since liberation day since you get a 15% head start since the dollar is going to keep sucking for the next several years. Gold and silver are consumed, so also better choices than VOO right now.

come on spy dump harder I need to fund this japan trip

Commercial real-estate markets are falling out... Just had to wire money on a capital call for a billion dollar private fund who can't refinance loans based on falling rents/values/interest rates.... FYI.

Day 2 of wishing all hedge fund managers a terrible day

BREAKING: US government announces purchase of an extra 10% stake in INTC to fund the opening of a corn chips factory in the midwest.

You are the hedge fund now

I'm going to profits today to fund my gritty live-action Inspector Gadget reboot starring John Krasinski. Wish me luck!

I like that idea. Use premium to fund LEAPS…

The real winners of my labor are the fund managers running my 401k and the government

a mutual fund I apparently own called me and asked if I wanted to vote in line with the Board’s recommendation obviously no

There should be like a sovereign wealth fund instead of like an infinite debt account

Lemme tell you euro fantasy problem. Countries say, “oui oui we will sell the US!” All of their funds say, yes! But then one of the funds says, huh, those US companies are making a lot of money so I’ll invest some. That fund starts outperforming. Their other funds start having clients pissed about underperformance. So they start investing too. And then we’re right back to where we are now.

Well I have a put on the bitcoin 2x leverage fund so I think I'm good

Oh and next time you’re gonna give advice on Reddit you should post your age, net worth, and career because that will really reveal what this site is all about. Here’s what I’d expect to see: 23, $100m, highly successful tech founder or hedge fund quant or OF star 37, three dollars, cashier or speech therapist or whatever making 32k a year I’ve come to believe that this site is full of young and rich and ambitious and fresh people who’ve figured out the game already and they’re the real ones qualified to give the advice, and then you have old and worn out and broke people still living in their parents’ basement who can’t realize that they screwed up and will tell everyone else on this site that even the mildest ambitions are completely out of reach (spoiler alert: you don’t need rich parents; you need accountability and work ethic). At least on this sub people are actually playing with real money and probably have good careers or got lucky gambling, and for those of us who don’t have money don’t ever presume that we don’t have amazing high paying careers but we’re just addicted to gambling and lost all the money we’ve made and the only number that should matter is the amount of money coming into our bank account not the actual balance (have a pretty good tech job and my side project is already doing close to $2m arr on an annualized basis and I didn’t need any money from my parents). Nevertheless you continue to do you…

Trump is master market manipulator letting his hedge fund buddies and family buy calls and put right before he makes market wave announcements

He's doing it to manipulate the market for his hedge fund friends.

Upvote to wish hedge fund managers a terrible day

Pension fund sellers losing out 🤣

They faked us into selling over 100m pension fund from broke Eskimos and ruined my amd position lmao

He lost billions as a hedge fund manager during one of the biggest bull runs in history.

Their pension fund will not be doing anything

Just a single pension fund with 100 million dollars

Its not even February and between credit card rate caps, data centers paying into a utility slush fund, powell indictment, kidnapping Maduro, attempting to pull a Russia on Greenland, im losing track of all the events. I cant keep up anymore boss, im tired. 

large caps are now low key less safe than small caps because they're in every regarded index fund that gets sold off LMAO

Your pension fund be like "omg omg we need to offload risk" \*sells bitcoin etfs\* \*keeps TSLA untouched\*

People - serious people, the kind who sell ETFs, bankers, hedge fund managers who get interviewed on CNBC and Bloomberg have been talking about crypto as if its something real. Nobody understands its applications even after 15 years and its still trash.

every day my disdain for passive index-fund investing grows

Someone needs to develop an automated trading system or index fund that reverse trades wsb but I am merely an ape.

Do u guys think hedge fund managers ever come on here to shitpost

Umm ok boss. never mind the headline - 08:53 AM EST, 01/20/2026 (MT Newswires) -- The broad market exchange-traded fund SPDR S&P 500 ETF Trust (SPY) was down 1.4%, and the actively traded Invesco QQQ Trust (QQQ) was 1.7% lower in Tuesday's premarket activity amid renewed tariff threats from US President Donald Trump.

Your first mistake was being on a sub where people get excited by saving .001% on their mutual fund expense ratio

*NETFLIX SEES 2026 REVENUE $50.7B TO $51.7B, EST. $50.96B *NETFLIX TO PAUSE BUYBACKS TO FUND PENDING WARNER BROS. DEAL

Get ready for market disaster. Thinking limit down territory. Selling treasuries is a huge signal and contagion will follow, as other countries might do similar … > Danish pension fund to sell $100 million in Treasurys, citing ‘poor’ U.S. government finances and distrust

Is there a go fund me for dude at ford plant that laid into taco?

I wish all hedge fund managers a very lose all their money

The 10 year rate is still the same since September after three rate cuts. Why I’m on the gold/silver train folks. Fund rate can be cut but 10 year don’t lie

Danish Pension Fund AkademikerPension to Exit US Treasuries

Does Norwegian Sovereign Fund know its country is the cause of the issue, because they refuse to update the name in a database item? We have got the trophy from the collector already before it went to Sotheby's.

# Danish pension fund to divest its U.S. Treasuries

Danish pension fund AkademikerPension announces they will sell all US Treasuries by month-end, citing "rising credit risk". lol.

Norway National fund to sell their holdings in Tesla.

Danish pension fund exiting the US stock market by selling off their holdings of 10 shares each in NVDA and AMZN.

Jokes on the pension fund if they pull out

\*DANISH PENSION FUND AKADEMIKERPENSION TO EXIT US TREASURIES

Dont worry. I’ll allow 401ks to fund illiquid private credits and corns. Soon you wont have money to worry about anymore

Greenland is just a start, 🥭 will soon go after your 401Ks to fund WW3

Danish people, "yea, we got that fucker good with our pension fund". I poked him good with a 31 gauge needle.