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Yall have an emergency fund?

And every US equity fund on earth has large positions to a handful of names. Everything else up, but handful of stocks control the entire market.

says the guy with 4k in it to the hedge fund with 100 million

its basically just a sovereign wealth fund at this time. they buy stakes in other companies like crazy

Amazing this shit is clear as day and you would think some agency would step in to protect other investors, keep the market fair and all that but they are too busy trying to get hired by a hedge fund and “letting the market work it out” 🤡

Just buy any tech stock that goes red overnight. 70% of fund managers are still underperforming SPY so until last week of Dec every dip will be bought. This is financial advice.

if AGI is achieved what stops it from buying puts on the market and crashing all the data centres to fund it's sexbot army

Your wife bought META calls before earnings to fund her BBL

Hey guys let’s all pump Nvidia so we can beat the big hedge fund fat cats and stick it to the shorts!

GOOG about to fund my retirement shit.

GOOGL so far the lone wolf of the Mag7 to move higher after earnings. TSLA, MSFT, META all missed and got rekt. AMZN and AAPL tomorrow. Odds are not in their favor. NVDA won't be treated nicely when they say "Well companies wrote us promise letters" but didn't actually fund anything.

AMZN isn't swapping white collar workers for AI, it's a more simple they need additional cuts to fund AI investments

Because its not a fraudulent slush fund like TSLA?

SGOV and small amount quality corporate bonds are my emergency fund. BND has not been too bad either. Get an interest free cc just in case. Once youre laid off credits are harder to come by

NVDA added what 200B today? for 8 billion he could fund SNAP recipients for the entire month of November Just a thought.

There's literally billions sitting in an emergency fund right now earmarked for government shutdowns that's he's refusing to use.

Powell: "I am now blind due to being cutoff from my labor tracking through ADP and various partners. A soft landing now looks unlikely and the market is underestimating how much more rates need to rise." Meanwhile, Powell's son is estimated at $3B due to his incredible trading brilliance and fund specializing in short sales.

I know someone whose pension fund is up 10% since April. Why are fund managers paid so much when they perform so shit?

lost 20k last 2 days, gg, emergency fund gone, divorce incoming

They finally did it.  Bers are dead and fomo is fr.  Every fund  will have to buy in at the top to catch up that has been sitting out for year hoping for dump.  Market is finally positioned for the epic dump to come on every market participant class

And lastly, NVDA is announcing a partnership with wsb to fund regarded trading

Its a fraud slush fund lol

I knew America wouldn’t let my retirement fund fail

Fuck whatever hedge fund that spiked GLD up to 370$ for like 5 seconds and dumped it again once they sold. 

Cathie wood? The one who’s fund went -50% while qqq doubled? Yeahhh inverse that bitch

I make around 175k. One of the coolest things I realized is every extra 5k I put away even if it’s just in treasuries every month earns me about $20 a month in interest plus whatever compounds from that. So that means it pays for about a streaming service subscription for a year. If I invest in index fund it pays for 2 streaming services annually and compounds. Kinda neat to think about but also pointless 🥹

Been watching two tickers on my screener that are flying completely under the radar, and both have earnings this week. Need some other eyes on this before I yolo my kid's college fund. **$PHIN (PHINIA Inc.) - Earnings TOMORROW (10/28) BMO** * **What they do:** Boring auto parts (fuel injection, etc.). BUT, the average car in the US is older than ever, so their aftermarket parts biz is printing. * **The Play:** Earnings tomorrow. Analysts keep raising EPS estimates. It has a low P/E/G of 0.53, which is regardedly cheap. * **The Kicker:** Short Interest is only \~7.6%, *but* **Days to Cover is over 9**. If they beat tomorrow and this thing pops, it's gonna take the shorts two full trading weeks to find their shares. Could get spicy. **$OPCH (Option Care Health) - Earnings 10/30 (Thursday)** * **What they do:** Home healthcare. They stick needles in people at their house. Boomer-friendly business. * **The Play:** This thing has been beaten down and is technically "oversold" (RSI at 21). Morgan Stanley just gave it an "Overweight" rating with a $35 target (it's at \~$28). * **The Kicker:** Options chain is showing way more call volume than put volume. Someone is betting on a beat. Has a history of beating EPS estimates for the last 4 quarters straight.

We are launching a high-alpha fund leveraging Bear Kidney Derivatives (BKD) to capture the scarcity premium of an exotic biological asset class

bers will be shock to know you cant just take fund from different revenue source and spend how ever you want. Congress will need to approve the spending source. You cant national emergency your way out of this.

Water works (AWW) and electric company (RGE) are merging according to the last three monopoly go ads I keep seeing (though my “weekly donation” to Don Reddit’s “neighborhood improvement fund” has never been late once)

Imagine spending all your time as a fund manager when all you need is Amazon and Google

your trust fund must not be managed well if it dies just because of 2 relatively recent plays tanking

$usar and $mp plays dead I guess. Rip trust fund

If you’re exposed to food commodity prices you can go long on the commodities to hedge against price increases Like a restaurant chain, or hedge fund with alot of exposure

Bessent is not a rich hedge fund manager but actually a soybean farmer all the way from Washington DC

I have a feeling they will use this shutdown and inability to fund EBT/SNAP benefits in Nov to stir up some civil unrest and ultimately lead to martial law. So will this lead to people stealing food, puts/shorts on Walmart?

Same. Pay checks going to fund margin calls on my dumbass positions every month. What about sticking half disposable income in a boring tracker every month and losing the rest gambling? At least that stops the bleeding by half

Remember the market is closed on monday folks. Or if will be if you don't contribute to the ballroom fund. 

$ENS. Low p/e. American made batteries. Current administration is likely going to fund a battery plant for them. Lithium ion in South Carolina.

So Reagan saw USSR spending $250B a year on military and USA at $125B Then thought increasing military spending to $350B because he knew the USSR would try to out spend us besides its broke economy. He won, but now we have to pay his debt. Was it really worth it? Reagan is the man who started the deficit to fund the military and now we have to live with it

They are using private fund to pay off the army guys. The army guys will shove the whole check in the market this up coming week because that’s all they got(I know) ATH by Tuesday

Remember when regards in this sub were creaming themselves over the 75 million dollar 'secret' investor in POET? Didn't hear a word in here when it turned out to be the same maple syrup hedge fund that previously had bought shares

The Social Security trust fund is projected to run out in approximately eight years, potentially leading to a more than 20% cut in benefits. the average monthly payment is up by $56 in 2026 to $2,071 for over 70 million Americans

I do think it will pop. In my opinion the only winners will be the the administration and the corporations; AIs not going away. Companies like META, GOOGL, APPL, AMZB, IBM, MSFT are just gonna buyout all the smaller companies, capitalize on it and monopolize it. They already run politics and call the shots. They are already ahead of the game and have the $ to fund it. They are literally buying nuclear plants to power thier ai experiments and data centers

SBF is going to fund the Venezuela special military operation. Diddy is going to lead it

Watch some hedge fund pump the meat next week just to get the bagholders to double down so that they can liquidate their entire ports lol

I wonder who just lost their hedge fund trying to keep Webull under $11.50 in the final minute of the day. Some funny looking 1-minute candles there.

Kenny Griffin thanks you for your contributions to the Making Kenny Richer fund.

I'm kind of bummed about more rate cuts tbh... I liked my HYSA fund actually paying out some interest for a change.

How do you start your own fund anyways? I’m beating Cathy woods they should give me a few billion too so I can sit on my ass and underperform the market