FUND

Smarter people marry someone who fund their port.

Pretty sure you can fund universal Healthcare for a couple of years by jailing and fining the billionaires pedos

A *huge* portion of people that read/shit post here are just index fund people that come here for entertainment

We are at the stage of the market cycle where cramer inverses "inverse cramer" so he gains the trust of retail with his callouts. All the while his hedge fund buddies prepare to drop off their bags on retail.

i'm looking for a woman in finance Trust fund, 5'8", green eyes

Imagine somehow getting shares of SpaceX and holding for years only to have Elon decide it should fund his Tesla bots.

what is going on with unity, is an overleveraged fund getting liquidated?

Peter Schiff just shilled his own fund…

The margin calls for Silver could lead to pltr/rddt and the other memes to get wiped in order to fund

Once again all asset classes move in tandem. Did some hedge fund get blown up from yen carry trade again?

just checked my 401k account. my total growth US fund was down -0.8%, target date fund down -0.12%, my international fund up +0.15%. what does that tell you ?

I might start a fuckin go fund me

gonna try to apply for hedge fund interview. it was my idea to short btc as hedge.

Should've put the pension fund into 0DTEs. Boom, 2x pension within minutes!

Know that there are bigger regards than you out there. For example Norway pension fund that bought a billion dollars in mstr last year and is down over 300 million now, while saylor if laughinghis way to bank. Its like 2007 again when a lot of European funds were left holding the bag.

I bought a Korean Index fund mid december and it is already up 25 %… like 17 % this month.. wth is going on in Korea and how do I trade options down there?

""...The only thing that can slow our Country down is another long and damaging Government Shutdown. I am working hard with Congress to ensure that we are able to fully fund the Government, without delay..." - PRESIDEN TACO" --- The White House I guess there wouldnt be anymore government shutdown this time lol

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"Trump Administration Live Updates: Senate Democrats and White House Reach Spending Deal" **Shutdown Talks:** Senate Democrats have struck a deal with Republicans and the White House to pass five spending bills to fund a large portion of the government for the remainder of the fiscal year, as well as a stopgap measure to fund the Department of Homeland Security for two weeks while they continue negotiating guardrails to rein in immigration agents. It is unclear how quickly the House can and will process those funding bills after the Senate passes them. [https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01/29/us/trump-news](https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01/29/us/trump-news)

Did some hedge fund just get margin called

When do we find out if it was a hedge fund or a bank?

Stop LARPing as a financial martyr and hit "Sell" before your portfolio becomes a permanent donation to a Citadel intern's yacht fund. Watching the Nasdaq crater 2.5% because Microsoft's cloud growth isn't "Al enough" is like bragging about staying in a burning building because you really like the wallpaper; you're not a "Diamond Hand" legend, you're just exit liquidity with a sub-600 credit score and a "buy high" fetish. Secure your scraps now, or enjoy explaining to your wife's boyfriend why you thought the 7,000 S&P was a floor and not a ceiling while the bots were busy milking you for every last cent.

Gods way of telling me I can’t handle being a hedge fund manager if I can’t handle my Microsoft loss for today 💀

So which hedge fund is about to get liquidated. Market doesnt like ww3 possibilities?

TIL MSFT is the largest SLV fund owner and both are bad now

Helping build an endowment fund for major university. I’ve recommended 1/3 each of gold/silver/copper. I’ve found no reason anyone should hold bonds or equities in this new modern world.

Surprised the US sovereign wealth fund hasn't taken a stake in tesla yet seems like this robot startup has a lot of room for growth

Bessent says instead of buying your kids toys for their birthday you can fund their Trump Account!

Realistically what happens if ZSL goes under $1.00? Would they have to do a reverse split? Or just close the fund? Not super knowledgeable on leveraged ETFs is that’s even possible

MSFT is down because its up 10%+ over 1yr and META is up because its flat over 1yr. Its just fund managers doing rebalancing, no thesis required.

my MU $450 leaps have now become ITM as well...this stock is absolutely insane I feel like a hedge fund manager when in reality im a lucky retard

Earlier today I wrote that “If $SLV goes above $106.7 I will never ever trade again” Today it went above that price I am deleting my account probably by midnight. I am. A retard. Started buying $SLV from November and got capitulated on December 28th & just tried shorting it ever since Good day everyone. It was a nice run. Trying to be a trader. Or a fund manager. Or whatever the fuck I do. Other than lose money

If you keep laying people off to fund AI who is going to buy these AI services? 🤔

I just can’t believe fund managers buy into it. It’s unreal levels of retardation.

Lmfao “Here’s $1000 in a questionable actively managed fund, go have a baby.”

HOOD such a pos MM stop abusing it. 1.1bil revenue and growth. Typical 80year old fund managers abuse

Buying Tesla at these levels is just a monthly subscription to watch Elon shitpost at 3 AM while my portfolio does the Macarena in reverse. I'm still not sure if it's a car company, a meme fund, or an elaborate tax write-off disguised as "innovation." If the stock is down by another 10%, Elon will just announce the Cybertruck now runs on pure copium and identifies as a submarine, then somehow it pumps 20% because three guys on X with laser eyes said "this is the way." At this point, I'm just waiting for the Optimus bot to gain sentience, check my portfolio, and immediately self-destruct out of secondhand embarrassment. My therapist asked what I'm holding, and I just started crying and muttering "full self-driving by 2018" while rocking back and forth.

Have $217k and my youngest’s college fund riding on JPow saying “Good Afternoon”

People forget that 🌈 Bessent lost billions at a hedge fund during one of the strongest bull-runs in history.

The morning after I yoloed a 3x German banks fund 🤣

The Americans who actually go abroad are so loaded don't even waste the time to look up exchange rates. You'll keep seeing them because either they're trust fund rats or spiritual boomers who threw everything into VTI and gold 

Chinese Silver Fund Halts Trading as Frenzy Drives Up Premium https://finance.yahoo.com/news/chinese-silver-fund-halts-trading-021541976.html

Very smart fund manager with a view on USD, mercantilism, and PMs https://x.com/i/status/2016319264257450469

Eh, let them live in their own world, they fund our ports.

Pro shares needs to offer a 1.5x option. Always good fun when a 20-50% swings turns a fund to zero. 

I keep a healthy 6 minute emergency cash fund

Not even sure i want to keep a 6 month cash emergency fund if it's just gonna lose value. Might wanna just invest it instead

Blonde man "We will be shutting the market down for tomorrow, all current 1dte options we will use to fund ICE. Screw your 100 bucks"