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MM's just shaking out the weak and getting 🌈🐻 to fund the push over 700 by eoy

This week on Are You Smarter Than A Hedge Fund, you 🫵 lose the last bit of hope you didn't realize you still had

Nice I made money on my puts and now I'm making money on my calls. I'm basically a hedge fund

Don't forget the gas fund.

Sam Altman screamed "Enough!" When asked on a podcast on how he is planning to fund 1.4 trillion for his deals with 12 bill yearly revenue. He offered to buy the openai stock from the podcast host who is one of the investors I wish I'm joking https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/sam-altman-loses-cool-revenue

Michael Burry has just signed an agreement to manage a $60b fund with OpenAI as the anchor investor 

The Norway mega fund and large owner of tsla says no to Elmos giga 1 trilly package. No chocker there. They have said no before, but Elmos packages still go through.

"NORWAY’S OIL FUND TO VOTE AGAINST MUSK'S $1T TESLA PAY DEAL" Europeans are so retarded[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/1985610285005332961)

😡 me at the Thanksgiving dinner table when my wife talks about index fund growth and I have to “justify” why I thought it was wise to invest $100,000 in fake meat

Another thing that gives credit to the theory that retail is being shaken out intentionally right now… if all these “fund managers” really are underperforming as bad as Tom Lee says, why would they NOT play games to fuck with retail to at least better position themselves for 2026? What does it benefit them to “chase” into year end if they’re already fucked?

Got my first ULTY dividend a crispy $6. Do I reinvest or find another dividend fund

Those "smart hedge fund guys" are actually just as degenerate as the rest of us.

I fund my broker $3,000 every month just to keep the balance the same

Altman throwing a fit to being asked how they plan to fund a trillion in deals on no revenue lol

I’m looking for donations to my charity fund

Man my gambles just didn't hit today how can I fund my wasteful mechanical watch hobby with these pitiful gains

Im just glad that someone is smart enough to pay attention here. Good job. Nov 21st is how long the current cr would fund stuff.

I remember someone this weekend said that the 1st Monday of the month has large fund flows and that we should go up a lot and idk. I just wanna talk

If big tech shifts from using cash to consistently trying to tap the bond markets to fund AI that is the top signal. It’s starting, but it ain’t there yet.

When my grandpa passed a few years ago, my mom’s financial advisor put my inheritance into some growth mutual fund. “It’s like QQQ” he said. It’s up 44% total return and QQQ is up 110% in the same time frame 😑

BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%

Genius idea! Can I invest in your hiphopanonomos fund?

Will IREN need to dilute to fund this deal? Should we expect a short term dip?

Remember Scott Besent said no btc purchases to fund reserve. lol back to 20k probably if bear market

Hold 40 years in mutual fund.

You trust fund? You seem special

The Dodgers winning the world series is like a hedge fund making money off my calls

Good valid points. I also heard/read that 22 states can fund the program directly and have laws to do so while awaiting reimbursement. Also, private food kitchens, religious institutions, and non profits are trying to step up

It’s when you fund a 0DTE really fast because you don’t have time to think about it.

Chat, what’s an emergency fund?

It is hallowen, time to dress up as a hedge fund manager

Im guessing this is how bears fund their ports? I couldn't imagine anyone else lining up to be in that focus group...

Equity fund managers hold 3.8% of portfolios in cash, down from almost 5% earlier this year, signaling a potential sell-off. Bank of America considers cash holdings below 4% a sell signal that historically has preceded drops in the S&P 500 index.

sold some stocks to fund my options gambling addiction

Judges just ruled that emergency fund must be used for food stamps

these so called fund managers warning about AI bubble but at the same time piling into pltr LMAO

Trying to raise money for my hedge fund. We specialize in tax loss harvesting.

Get this guy a hedge fund

He who dares, wins. Buy the dip regards. If needs be, sell everything to fund it!

OPENAI will IPO at 1 trillion and will have over subscribed requests for their shares at IPO Then they will dilute the fuck out of existing shareholders to fund their crazy spending

ORCL and META are borrowing tens of billions to fund these data center buildouts... IF the AI bubble does collapse, those 2 will be the ones that take it the hardest (other than Open AI of course). MSFT, AMZN, and GOOGL are funding most of this through their cloud cashflows; that's the huge difference. Those 3 will be relatively insulated because they can always just pull back on the spending though you'd expect stock corrections in any AI bust scenario (i.e. some multiple contraction). But ORCL and META are literally betting their companies on AI without the requisite business model for it, and that's where they have a lot more exposure. The downside is far greater for those two if this doesn't work out...

45k rotting in a hysa fund in my vanguard. The play??

It’s an illusion. People only talk about their winners. Index fund and chill, or you’re gambling in one way or another. Just gotta ask yourself if you’re fine with that or not.

My biggest positions are Google and Amazon, should I start a fund with my incredible abilities

Vibing in a money market fund.

Bessent and 🥭trying to crash the market so he can buy cheaper. Funny how Bessent used to be a hedge fund manager, and he lost money.

Which hedge fund do you work for