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Christmas really putting a damper on my regard gambling fund this year. Fuck fuck fuck. Guess I’ll actually work at work. https://preview.redd.it/9ryj7u84zg4g1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2492554ae3d41eae02e0a7dcb03fb7c9d9f6d66

Rallying so hard that Michael Burry shuts his hedge fund down is so brat 

Having cash available to buy at bargain prices is an alpha that compound interest alone cannot match. That's why I mentioned the dividend strategy to create a liquidity fund you can use during those moments. Moments that you will detect with absolute clarity because your entire portfolio will have dropped 20% or more. I'm only giving you options because you asked. I'm not trying to debate them. If you are so sure and just want to buy indexes and forget about them without wanting to do absolutely anything, then do it.

How would you reasonably allocate your port for the long term? Boring index fund style with as few etfs as possible. Something like 30% s&p500, 30% world or world ex-usa maybe with EM included, 20% QQQ, 10% gold, 10% btc? Or would you go with more sector specific etf allocations into energy, healthcare etc? I don't want to gamble i just want steady growth. Scared of 'lost decades' like the 2000s.

I bought some shares of IREN. I like that they mine BTC but don’t hold any. They sell it to the bitcoin bros as soon as it’s mined and let those suckers fund their AI infrastructure build. 40k per coin mining cost on average.  I’m not convinced the AI bubble is popped. Infrastructure for rent is still gonna be a hot item. I think a bit of good news and all three are gonna rip upward and destroy your puts.

Questionably sold half of my gold allocation and portion of my global fund for a Tech Fund back in late march. Switched my future allocations to match. Basically I bought the dip lol

Mommmm, dad full ported MSTR calls with my college fund

The following short video contains the multiple regression formula for predicting the price of the S&P 500, as measured by the SPY exchange traded fund (ETF). The data set is from September 29, 2025 through November 28, 2025: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk9XI4tvUU8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk9XI4tvUU8)

hedge fund short target

How much did this fund earn today? https://13f.info/13f/000204572425000008-situational-awareness-lp-q3-2025

What do you guys think about the new situational awareness fund 13f positions?

Just sold everything and went to cash for the weekend as I just reclaimed my port ATH, 🥭 is making me feel uncomfortable and I don't want to hold over the holiday weekend for another tweet when the hedge fund managers can come back and dump everything on Monday.

Bought some IBIT at 51.95 premarket. BlackRock’s own income fund lifted its IBIT position to 2.39 million shares in the latest filing, a 14% quarter over quarter increase.

Is 20k enough as an emergency fund or should I invest less?

Got paid this week and my retirement fund auto bought us equities Doing my part in propping this up 🫡

You're essentially just looking for a bull that'll fund your puts, right?

I will continue sitting on my trust fund until a proper discount presents. Buying calls at the top has burned me every time

do you all vote for the shareholder stuff? Schwab will not stop annoying me about voting for QQQ. I'm sure my little 65 or whatever share vote will change the direction of the fund

be Michael Burry >born 1971 in San Jose, CA >age 2, get eye cancer, lose the whole thing >rock a glass eye >have no depth perception but still play football >high school: Santa Teresa, ace everything, zero friends (for the character arc) 1990s: >UCLA econ + pre-med >obsessed with stocks >start posting value picks on obscure forums >become message board mod >get noticed by Vanguard and Joel Greenblatt >start a fund 1997: >Vanderbilt med school >MD achievement unlocked >Work as a doctor while moonlighting as “Dr. Doom” on stock forums >Stanford residency in neurology > gets bored of med >quit med career >take entire inheritance + family loans and launch Scion Capital 2000-2007 >Scion returns 489% crushing $spy >spot housing bubble before everyone else >beg banks for credit default swaps on subprime mortgages >"Uh, we want to bet the house burns down?" Banks: "Lmao sure, weirdo" >investors riot: "You're insane, gimme my money!" >raise gates in a side pocket so they can’t withdraw funds 2008: >Market melts down, swaps pay out >bag $100M personally, $700M for LPs >Wall Street: "How tf did he know?" >Feds + SEC up his ass >close Scion, return capital (sick of the assholes) 2010: >gets a book written about him > "The Big Short" movie gets made >Christian Bale plays you as autistic drum-banging 300IQ spastic >Overnight fame >Relaunch as Scion Asset Management, focus water/gold/farmland >portfolio hits $100M+ by 2016 2025: >become active on Twitter >publicly short $nvda >make 20% within 3 weeks >Shut down Scion >Start Substack newsletter >Generate $10 million+ run rate revenue on day 1 for sharing shitposts

Here comes our little hedge fund manager! Come tell everyone about your big gains!

Tempted to sell everything on Friday before the hedge fund managers can come back to work on Monday to dump everything

gotta fund my calls one way or another

Lmao, if you want some risk, silver miners can be 100 percent of your dicking around fund

With blackjack. And hookers! You know what? Forget the fund.

Will you be high while managing the fund? Investors will need to know how high we are going

going to start my own hedge fund called "it's too damn high 👏"

in June, 2019 - US authorities in Philadelphia seized a container ship owned by JP Morgan Chase fund with $1.3 billion/20 tons of cocaine on board.

Starting a ber charity fund, sponsored by the Strong Conk Bols of WSB (SCBWSB) and we will be having a charity auction. Dm to send an item for the auction. We will be using the money for a yacht trip that will be vlogged and sent to the bers as compensation for their losses. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

‘There’s our little hedge fund manager.’

Don't tell me fund managers lost money again.

The Ai environment reminds me of 2007. Every company is going deep in debt to fund AI. most projects will never see the light of day. Once the music stops, government will to step in to bail out these companies. But before the bailout will be carnage.

Hedge fund should take PTOs for the rest of the year

i fund my casino addiction with market gains

I received $1.79 dividend payment this morning. Can any Schwab user on here tell me how I can fund out which stocks these come from?

The algos and fund managers are too retarded to know the difference between custom asics and gpus so they’re just rotating 😭 Why do all the retards have the money

that tariff money goes into his sovereign fund. We'll never see it.

Fund managers not even awake yet, laying next to two overpriced prostitutes, and mfs are already predicting how the market will go today

The big option volume days are the days when the price doesnt move an inch, flipping 10000 options per second and scalping every transaction is how they fund propping up the market. So we have had 45 of the most manipulated stock market price action days in history this year. Yea that tracks.

Sure thing, just hand over 87k to your nearby friendly Ponzi scheme running hedge fund manager and you can be the proud owner of a zero value commodity!

I don’t have any to give you but a very kind hedge fund manager is more than happy to give you one for a measly 87k! That’s sounds like a steal to you!

I love crypto because I have a ton of shady clients in my business and they always pay me in USDT. I simply convert it to ETH, send it to Robinhood, and cash them out to fund more 0dte’s

I have somehow guessed up or down perfectly for 1 week straight. I went from $500 -> $15,500 in 2 weeks with $2500 of it already moved to my bank account. I plan on selling all my short dated stuff tomorrow and fully fund my emergency fund. Will leave my 3/20 $170 MSTR call and 2/29 $170 NVDA calls open - Everything else is getting sold at market open. I might make a full post about this one, it still doesn't feel real.

Fund managers

Well yea thats because they wanted to make a short squeeze on the last big tech name they hadnt AI squeezed yet. The bubble was popping ahead of schedule, they had to get the emergency Buffet fund to pour billions into pumping Goog to start their short squeeze. Notice how literally every single mag 7 has been claimed to be the AI leader in the past year at some point? First they said it was microsoft, then they said it was Amazon, then it was tesla, then it was meta and now we have Google as the leader. Wow, funny how that works!

People make up shit to fit their narratives. Fund managers don’t give a fuck about yearly cycles.

I keep seeing this rumor get reposted about fund managers being behind this year so there is a guaranteed Santa rally. Don't fund managers get paid whether or not prices go up or down? Also with the huge bull year we already had, how could they be behind?

I never really put it together that NVDA is 8% of the S&P. So basically every retirement fund out there is pumping it up.