FIX

**I CAN FIX HER IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT**

🫲👁️I alone🫦can fix it👁️🫱

“SPY chilling at -0.08% like it’s a retirement account, while SLV takes a 5% nosedive? This market’s more bipolar than my New Year’s resolutions. Also AAPL down 0.94% — Tim Cook’s probably tweeting ‘AI’ 10x right now to fix it. Who’s with me on the ‘today’s portfolio is a rollercoaster’ train?”

I’m a ber, and I like what I’m seeing. But can we cut the fucking shit. We all know the V of glory and hope and sex is going to fix everything at 4am.

Little "military police action" in Iran and some sunk tankers will fix that rickety sprit.

2020: "We're gonna use AI to cure cancer, fix global warming and solve all of our resource scarcity problems" 2025: "We're gonna use AI to make simulation models so we can use omnipotent-tier ad placement, and we're gonna cause *new* resource scarcity problems"

Bought myself a nice porterhouse steak and baked clams as a treat tonight. No real reason other than I fucking hate the winter and I need to give myself little gifts in order to not abandon my family and drive down to the Florida keys, get drunk, and fix boat engines for the rest of my life.

I have a simple fix for this, don’t try to run over a cop. Another simple fix, as a cop don’t don’t stand in front of a suspects vehicle putting your life in danger. For the record, I’m on the prosecute his ass team. People are so dumb. Source: am a cop

Yo Jay p there’s a guy on the metro smelling like straight ass fix that immediately thx

got scared for a sec for defense stocks. then i realized nothing a $1M plate at the new ballroom can't fix.

Will boeing fix their planes now instead of generating shareholder value through buybacks

Okay putting a cap on how many single family homes you can buy was a no brainer move to fix the housing market. I’ve been saying to tax the shit out of people who buy too many but never thought it would actually happen

Unregulated tech bro obsession to get everyone addicted and dependent on their devices has destroyed society. Everyone's lizard brain gets their social fix from a screen. No one goes outward with real action or cares.

Its too undervalued. Tret is an easy fix for pretty much anyone

Number one, we got this guy jerome powell, number two, hes got more power than any man alive! number three, hes gonna fix everything!

solid work. Youve got the timing down, just fix the kinetic sense

I need more Maduro news I need my dopamine fix

Anyone ever fix their CV at work? Is it safe to do?

I know within the first 30 seconds of dm'ing with someone if I'm going to want to talk to them. Imagine trying to date like this. How do I fix this

Nothing a little Black Ice can’t fix

I own a 100 shares but they definitely have a culture issue to fix to attract better talent

Surely this will fix their population crisis.

How to fix a budget deficit 101: 1 Tariffs 2 Steal a shit ton of oil

If you open your social media and the first thing is the war and not porn as usual you’re going to need to fix your shit

Just left a voicemail with the manager of SPY letting him know that I WILL NOT be coming back to their store until they fix things. Their vending machine took my money too many times in 2025.

Making out like a bandit trading will likely get you that hottie and fix a few more problems.

New year. I’m technically down -0% ytd even if it doesn’t feel like it, but fuck it, it’s a fresh start. Now if I can get a HOT girlfriend this year, that will fix every single problem.

One moment you’re collecting Pokemon cards and riding around with Razor scooters, the next you’re asking AI how to fix a flapper on your first homes toilet Life really comes at ya fast  Calls 

I think I finally understand crypto prices: on federal holidays, when the market is closed, degens that have the day off and need to get their gambling fix. Crypto is the scratch to that itch. 

Wallstreet still recovering from their cocaine binge on new years. Expect low volume until they get their daily fix of adderall and redbulls

New Year’s resolution: get a HOT girlfriend, then everything else will fix itself…

Listen, I don't ask much. Here's what I'm aiming for in Q1 2026. I need about $1.5k gains to fix up the car (needs to go to the dentist). I need about $4k gains to take the wife on vacation (to cheer her up cos her bf broke up with her). I need $3k for myself. Oh, and about $550,000 in gains to buy a 1000 sqft condo in my stupid city.

Miami +7.5, Miami race to 10 ✅, Miami over 20.5 pts looking noice. Don’t even watch college football but need my fix

I dun Ccare aboutmy spelling cause AI will fix ut.

I’m gonna try turning it off and on again to see if I can fix this red port glitch

>*”I went to the Home Depot the other day, which was unnecessary... I need to go to the Apartment Depot. Which is just a big warehouse with people standing around saying ‘Hey, we ain't gotta fix shit.’”*

Have a wank, go run for 20 min, fix a nice meal, and chill. Then do 5Gs on 0DTE 30 min before close. Finally, go just go down to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for the depression to all blow over.

AI will soon trigger massive job growth as new hires are brought on to fix the mistakes made by AI.

Wow not only did I get the super bowl tickets but they already have EAGLES-JAGUARS printed on them. The fix is in.

Nah you're a parasite snake oil salesman. Exaggerating how good it is. Billionaires like Ken Griffin have said LLMs actually are negative productivity because senior people have to fix all the hallucinations and nonsense produced by AI. I still use AI but only to get sources to verify information just like before. It points too often to garbage on Reddit, sometimes even completely misinterpreting even the garbage itself on Reddit. Going to some random blog and parroting nonsense as well. Salesforce said they fired too many people on the hope of LLMs. No longer nearly as optimistic. The most useful AI models are going to be super niche open source models on small datasets. Not the giant hungry nonsense machines we have now swallowing the earth with compute needs. I have a question for you though. Are you in tech?

Hey guys, my Robinhood is showing red, how do I fix?

and he had his chance to fix it and literally saved nothing. All the shit he "eliminated" he made up or added commas and zeros to whatever he slashed then lied about it. Turns out the government was way more efficient than anyone thought. Now we're fucked while the retard pres plunders it all

Turning my phone upside down doesn't seem to fix it 😭

They can slam the paper silver market all they want but they can't fix the fundamentals: debasement, industrial use, low stocks, and China putting restrictions Silver is going to 170 end of next year

Key times to watch 2day to confirm silver rally: London FX open: 3 AM ET London bullion fix: 5:30 AM ET COMEX pit open: 8:20 AM ET

It'll fix it by making 99% of people unemployed, labor can't be exploited den

Capitalism is literally stealing the excess value of labor... can't wait for AI to fix this so billionaires can't exploit people anymore

Reddit says they removed custom emojis because nobody used them when in reality I think it’s because they never figured out how to fix the large emoji bug

You have 3 days to fix that

Bob the bagholder can we fix it