FIX

it's gonna take a couple of decades to fix the country once taco is done

Didn’t intend to hold GLD calls today overnight but had a leak to fix and forgot. Well.

guy buys Twitter (loses mega money trying to “fix it”) merges it with xAI which has to take on the ridiculous debt Tesla starts failing (losing mega money trying to make shit cars) now needs a merger with Spacex absolute regard of the century and criminal tbh

Convinced my GF to open a Roth IRA. That should fix the market

Where is orange man, fix this shit😤

Has anyone asked CoPilot why MSFT is down? How come they aren't using CoPilot to fix their stock?

Elon should buy Microsoft. It’s clear he’s the only one who can fix a dying company like them. They need a smart, handsome boy.

You guys have any of that...ummm.. RAAAM? I need my fix.

so basically tsler has spun off without a name change and is using the previous funding to fix adjacent companies under similar management and is restarting the growth cycle........ mhmmmmmmmmmmmkay

dunno. but you should fix that. ORCL? Jesus.

That MSFT dump accounts for like 0.2% of my port, which was otherwise up 2.6% overall today. Completely insignificant loss but it still has ruined my afternoon. Gah. Oh well. Nothing CouplaBeers can't fix, and be back to do it over over again tomorrow. My move tomorrow is to hold that position overnight and see if it bounces back.

But no Zuck will fix everything!

ya'll sleeping on FIX.

10 min until the shanghai gold exchange am fix. The tutes are already trying to front run.

At 9:15 PM ET, the Shanghai Gold Exchange"AM Fix" happens. This is an auction where Chinese banks shout orders to establish the benchmark price for the day. With Trump threatening 25% tariffs on Asian supply chains, Chinese importers are likely to front-run the "currency war" by buying aggressively at the fix.

But he said DAY 1, he will fix inflation. Fucking retard forgot about that.

My port is up big in USD but since I‘m from Europe I ended the day red which is actually insane. Fix your currency!

-20% UNH today, another 60% the rest of the week. Will be bought out by Elon because he will fix healthcare and is the smartest most handsome boy!

Fix your damn currency USA! ✊🏻 My port is bleeding so bad.. even the mickey fucking mouse money I use up here in the cold north have strengthened like 5 % against the dollar just this week 🤬 I’m going fishing in the caribbean this spring tho, probably basically a free trip by then.

“I’m GoNa ShOrT SLV” 🤡 Again, if you’re trying to buy puts on precious metals you are saying the US Govt will fix its financial mess Lmao 🤣

ASML is going to report that they broke the lithography machine and the CEO just banged the wife of and fired the one guy who could fix it At this point analysts will ask for confirmation they only have one lithography machine. The price plummets 90% after the earnings call.

I'll happily see my UNH go to zero if they truly fix healthcare. They won't though, so at least I'll make money.

Fix your account so you can buy options

Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING.

Should I fix the us economy by buying slv calls and making the dollars value go up again

#No one is trying to fix any of the problems. Everyone is just trying to get rich enough so that problems don't apply to them anymore LMAO🤌

Carney was tasked to fix the economy as governor of the Bank of Canada during the 2008 financial crisis and later the U.K., post Brexit. At the same time,🥭 was bankrupting casinos, hotels and engaged in money laundering with the Russians. This is not a fair fight.

The fix is in

“It is not for me, as prime minister, to comment on matters that should be determined by the market” - 🇯🇵 PM … “Haha, LOL. Fuck that talk. Get in there and fix that shit now” - 🇺🇸, Fed, Treasury.

TACO better learn necromancy to fix this one

Here's the fun part, theyre legally entitled to fix your problems for you

Guys NVDA and PLTR will fix this by making us slaves, it’s good for society actually!

MSFT is the most shittiest implementation ever on earth i have worked managing windows and office tools, its shit and copilot is shit. they're trash, people keep buying them because they monopoly the market with office 365. january alone has multiple windows update bug that needs emergency fix, i think we are headed to crowdstrike level distruption if microsoft dont fix their software. https://www.forbes.com/sites/zakdoffman/2026/01/22/microsoft-warns-millions-of-pc-owners-remove-windows-update/

Nothing squats cant fix

Marriage material. Strong Bipolar Baddie Vibes. I can fix her

No words about Iran attacks. I guess bear are fuk now. If TACO don't attack Iran soon then he wouldn't have enough time to fix it before the market open again.

Yo Wegmans like damn Soviet Union why did everyone buy all the damn frozen pizza it’s just snow Jay p fix now plz

I have an hourly job with a lot of responsibility. Should be salaried. Feel like such a cuck when I forget to clock in and need to ask the COO to fix my time sheet. They let me do what I want though, which is day trade at home.

Yes! Silver should be 1/10-1/15 of gold, well they have gotten away with it being less with paper, but paper doesn’t fix demand for the physical so thus the price is now correcting upwards

Nothing a little Hawk Tuah class can’t fix 

Fix your attitude. You can do this! Get rich or go broke trying.

what dumb shit will orange man post this weekend to "fix" on sunday before market open?

SPY FIX YOUR SELF AND GO TO 700 ALREADY

Who gives a shit lmao, why would I want to live in one place more than 3-4 years? I love being a rentoid and redeploying my capital to earn 4x what house cucks make while house cucks fix my broken appliances and their leaky roofs LMAO

I love being a rentoid and redeploying my capital to earn 4x what house cucks make while house cucks fix my broken appliances and their leaky roofs LMAO

I love being a rentoid and redeploying my capital to earn 4x what house cucks make while house cucks fix my broken appliances and their leaky roofs LMAO

Remember, if you own your home, you need to save enough money to fix your water heater. Otherwise, you’ll be taking cold showers for awhile

A nice waffle stomp should fix that

Heard Boeing has a fancy plane to fix

I usually expect earnings swings to fade next day, but I think intel might keep going. Less than 1 year ago it was a bloated bad company. So you laid people off, got a new ceo, and gave 🥭 a handy. You still have no customers, bad yields and a shitty culture that takes time to fix. I’m not saying it’s a bad long play, but let’s be real the jury is still out. Terrible earnings/guidance.