FIX

When orange man came into office, the market would get this bad only when he said something retarded. The current dip isnt even from him. He cant fix this with a simple tweet. Fellas we are actually cooked

Fear not, war with Iran will fix this.

Maybe the melania movie sequel will fix this

This is gonna take so many weeks of ramen to fix

Chill out guys. 🥭 will soon declare more tariffs to fix things

So did taco fix it? can I afford to buy groceries again since buttcorn is back at 66k?

One more ballroom will fix all of this

Fidelity needs to hire me as a consultant. Fix your laggy app and copy Robinhood. It’s ridiculous how all these brokerages with money get beaten by Robinhood

I'm sure Ai will fix this

ENOUGH OF PRAYER TALK MANGO, YOUR PRAYERS AREN"T GONNA FIX MY OPTIONS UR TWEETS ARE!!!!!

Biden has downloaded himself into the market and is riGGING it folks it's a rigged market and we're gonna fix it

Tariffs against corn imports will fix this /s

I’m going to bed. You guys down south over the pond with your fancy fucking time zones and ability to see the sun during winter, should really use that daylight of yours to fix your broken casino 😤

"bitcoin fixes this" hits different if you grew up watching Jim'll Fix It

Don't worry guys, I can fix this. Going to place my life's savings into SQQQ real quick.

Maybe voting in another pedo cannibal with dementia will fix this.

Donald if you are reading this, please fix it

i swear i NEVER get my notifications for my price alerts on robinhood any one else dealt with such a thing before? know to fix it?

Fake internet tokens aren’t even testing new lows, we can fix that!

Nothing duct tape can't fix

Their website has been broken for weeks and the app even longer, power to whoever can fix the dogshit back end maybe.

Fine, I’ll fix the market myself, Jesus

Depends on Tango. If he continues to lose his grip, and especially if Dems win midterms, a strong dollar will destroy silver.   If Tango is able to further centralize power and fix elections—we’ll be at 200 within a year

Username checks out for you and me both, brother. I assume you’re also trying to quick fix and make up for 2 decades of not contributing to your retirement?

the new mag7 for 2026 is SNDK, WDC, MU, STX, FIX, CMI and CHRW buy high sell higher mentality, being retarded pays off

Gotta fix that drip

msft is completely hopeless, fucking hell, fix your shit nutella

The retards in both parties has been saying "they're close to a resolution" for 5 fucking days, they better fucking fix it asap before another liquidity crisis hits the market AGAIN and ruin a good thing

Surely that will fix the school system and job/housing market for young people.

Are they going to fix that spy low 69 thing or what? If spy somehow gets to 69. The whole country technically would go bankrupt already

Has anyone been able to fix this stupid "69.01" bottom wick print on SPY? It's only showing up on the daily candle and it makes the chart impossible to use now. I tried a candle correction in thinkorswim but it's just ignoring it. Wtf man.

Oh just realized my banbet hit. Always forget since it doesn’t tell you anymore…. Someone should fix that bot

We will return to the days where 2 oz of gold pays an elite military solider for an entire year. Interestingly, that gold price of 50,000$/oz would also fix the governments books completely.

Hey 🥭, it would be really great if you could tweet something productive to fix this mess you started. IDC, lie to me, just make the market go 📈

What better way to look like the ultimate hero than to make economy so messy before you fix the mess you created

🥭 is probably considering more tariffs to try and fix the market. His brain works like an unemployed person....it doesn't.

fix this shit market pretty please

🥭 say something to fix this shit right now

Warsh isn’t going to fix anything. The USD will keep tanking. GLD and SLV it is.

Really hope they fix the problem with the casino by morning

The more I read about Warsh and his wife and her family this was a done deal months if not years ago, the fix was IN! All the other candidates we're a smoke screen.

They shut off my water to fix some municipal pipes so thank you to the 🌽 crash for distracting me from my increasingly urgent need to 💩.

I'm kinda annoyed w myself rn. I have to fix my car tomorrow but I'm guaranteeing I'll be doing it hungover. No, I won't stop drinking. Don't tell me what to do.

I can fix him

That's only a small portion of potential income. But tariffs can't fix the debt. Not enough money.

people really think a new fed chairman will fix the dollar?

Hopefully everything got fix on monday ( government shutdown and Iran attack).

So how much does silver have to go up to fix today lmao

Don't worry Nicolas Maduro as Fed chair will fix this

Which is worse Only deflation can fix hyperinflation....