FIX

TSLA investors: uh hey Elon why are all of Tesla's international sales plummeting Elon: I'll fix it.......for ONE TRILLION DOLLARS TSLA investors: holy fuck the genius did it again

Had to make a Claude account just to fix my emails FUCK YOU ALTMAN YOU BITCH

Mods fix the daily threads please.

Bro fr. Fucking 400b and still can’t fix it. Fucking fucked

Ya, hopefully it fixes. Nothing i can do right now. Ill look into it in a bit if it doesn’t fix

Quick! Reapply the tariffs that’ll fix it!

I'm gaping so wide and it hurts so bad. Even my girl hitting my prostate with her strap can't fix this 

That was typical europoor behaviour. Just wait for premarket algos to fix this

Mark, if you give a single shit about your shareholders you will do a 1 billion dollar market order at open with Meta's cashflow and fix this dive once and for all.

Relax Orange just truthed out 1,000% tariffs but he’ll fix his typo

I also say this is my first mistake thinking about finding Time Machine to fix it

Fix your fucking hair and shut up

You think that you guys can ever get back and fix things?

Turn it off and turn it back on... Should fix that for you 🫡

Fix the fucking Ticker Board first 😂🫱

Mods fix the fucking ticker board

Seems to fix everything putting forth

Said he can fix healthcare with cheaper premium and better coverage but couldn’t explain the plan when asked

He says he will fix healthcare. Wonder what that means

Maybe more immigrants in Canada will fix it

lol, futes open at 6pm, you need to fix you clock

What the fuck- I've been super hyped to switch from iPhone to samsung and face recon doesn't work?? The fuck? Constantly logging into every single app please tell me there is a fix

Did u fix ur paperwork after ur cofounder left?

Tell her she's acting like a bitch That will fix everything

They can't fix what's not broken. Stay up fellow rtard.

You guys bee doing it wrong, I’ll fix this Hey SPY, do a 1% drop or your gay

ETFs create or redeem shares to keep the price in line with spot. if it gets a little out of wack arb traders will fix it. so there's no difference for your purposes.

Chat GPT is literal Trash GPT, I needed it to delete tasks, it no longer knew where the task ID was located in order to delete it. The AI said I have to contact support and have them find it. I’m over here like “YOU ARE FUCKING AI WHY THE FUCK CANT YOU CONTACT YOUR OWN FUCKING SUPPORT TO FIX THE ISSUE” it literally created more work for me than less. Needless to say, this is when I realized AI is 99% smoke and mirrors. It’s still going to replace a fuck ton of works force and remove jobs that were trivial but I’ll be damned if they start using it for engineering.

If they can't fix it in a few minutes then leave it be

apple is a hilarious company man. Your A.I. is shit, you don’t fix it to focus on your phone, then the phone is shit. $0 stock

Why is Zuck not proposing to fight melon to fix the big downsies? Is he stupid

also, dont worry, if you're poor and cant spend money AI will fix that somehow

Market: what? I'm just trying to fix the housing market.

Good thing most of the TSLR cybertrucks that got recalled were already at an Elmo owned business so it was probably an easy fix

Put your makeup on, fix your hair up pretty and meet me tonight in Atlantic City

I can fix her, hold my calls

Common I need this shit to go up I have a cavity to fix

Chipotle should take a position in OpenAI. That’ll fix everything

I have 2 questions for RDDT management for tomorrow’s earnings call: * why are you gay? * does your family know you’re gay? Fix your app and servers, you million $ making scums.

To the experts in the room: what's your take on the repo stress lately? does the Fed drop a surprise fix today or they can brush it off?

Crazy how we don’t have enough money to fix basic systems and infrastructure for this country but casually add $400 billion to a company in 24 hours lmfao

nothing that colab with ai company cant fix. last chance for calls 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

Actually, a lot of tech bros think they can fix the world once they break it. Doesn't make it true or even reasonably feasible. What does Melinda say? She was always the brains AND the heart of that couple IMHO.

I think the elevator down is broken guys. I’ll call maintenance to fix

Strange my port is red but SPY is pumping. Someone fix this

>Intel Boss Vows To Fix Years Of Bureaucracy And Mismanagement Intel +6%... lol.. Why is the bar so low for intel? what next? CEO: I checked my emails today Intel: +1000%

Bro fix your script...

Apologies for the app going haywire, that's on me, not u/zjz. I'm sure Claude Code can fix it up! AI never makes mistakes!

Gey mods fix daily tread

Real quick Advanced Auto Parts deep dive. Stock is A$$ right now BUT, these guys are in the BEST position to pass 100 percent tarrif to consumer because when you need to fix your car, you need to fix your car.